I hate Valentine's Day [2/7]
Title: I hate Valentine's Day
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Two
"Okay. So now what?" Hangeng asked his hyung carefully, eyeing him a bit scared. Why does he have to be the one going with Leeteuk-sshi?! Who knew what crazy ideas could plop into his mind during this day! This is going to be a looong Valentine's Day, he knew it.
"Now we are going to enjoy our date, my dear Hankyung."
The Chinese man suddenly felt like crying. Aiiish, he started to miss his buddy Heechul already! Looking at Leeteuk, he actually started to miss everything - like his room, his PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice, his ex girlfriend's perfume, taking a bubble bath, his high school days and even watching Eunhyuk taking off his socks!!! ...er, no, the last thing needs to be crossed out, he definitely didn't need Eunhyuk's socks. Though Teukie really gave him an insecure feeling, causing that he wanted everything but him.
"I like you, hyung, I indeed like you a lot, but I really don't feel like going on a date" he mumbled and sighed. But what's this? Suddenly Kangin's face appeared in his mind... "What leader says - members do!" it screamed loudly in his head. WHAT! Was he a bodyguard even via telepathy? That started to scare him...
Leeteuk ignored what his dongsaeng said and put on his shoes, whistling cheerfully. He picked up Hangeng's ones and threw them under his feet. "Come on, hurry, everyone's gone already, let's not waste our precious time!"
After this words, the door of the kitchen opened and a head peeped out of it. "You're still here?" Ryeowook asked surprised, thinking that the leader would be the first person to leave the dorm this day.
"You see!" Leeteuk shouted at Hangeng with victory, slapping him gently on the head. "Because of you, we are totally the losers today."
With a "whatever"-thought Hangeng finally made himself ready to go out and followed his hyung obediently out of the dorm. While walking behind him on the stairs, he showed him his tounge and made funny expressions towards his back. They both left the building and stopped in front of it.
"So what are we going to do?" the younger one asked, being a bit more calm now. No more need of Heechul, his room, his PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice, his ex girlfriend's perfume, taking a bubble bath, his high school days and watching Eunhyuk taking off his socks! The last one especially! The only thing he needed now was to avoid being eaten up by the Kangin-face that still remained in his mind and not getting infected by Leeteuk-ajumma's craziness.
"Well... Let's see."
Teukie slipped his hand into the right pocket of his jeans and started to search through it. Uhm... Where did it go... That can't be possible!
He then put his second hand into the other pocket and touched it as well but there was just nothing there. Damn it! That's not good... Where did he leave it?
"Everything's fine, hyung?" he heard Hangeng asking with worry and he shook his head, mumbling now under his breath: "No... It should be in here... How coooooome...!"
"What should be there? Did you loose your wallet?"
The wallet! An idea came to Leeteuk's mind - he could had put it into the wallet and forget about it! But that was so weird, why put it into a wallet..?! Well, it's always good to check it, just in case.
He reached into his back pocket and took out the small leather thing, opening it quickly and moaning when he didn't see it in there. Nooooooo!
"Hyung, you know, it's not good to carry your wallet in your back pocket. Someone could easily steal it."
"Gaaaash, it's not there either- What?! But that would be like touching my butt! Perverts! It's my butt and only I decide what to do with it."
Hangeng shrugged. "Maybe not everyone's in love with your butt but for sure with your wallet. Anyway, what are you looking for?"
"Our protection! The protection for our date! It's gone! Aiiish!" Leeteuk screamed, now in deep despair.
The Chinese's eyes widened and he let a loud "What!" out of him. Protection for their date? Did the leader mean... CONDOMS? Well, he looked for his loss in the wallet and guys usually carry their condoms in their wallets... No! That couldn't be possible, how could he even think so. See, he already started to go crazy just like his hyung.
His cheeks got all red and he didn't say a word. He just observed the leader being depressed.
"But we need it to go on our date... How can we do it without it!"
Oh my goodness! Do WHAT?!
"It would provide us so much pleasure, aiiish... Where did I leave it?!"
Pleasure?! No, it was so obvious now, that Hangeng couldn't stand it anymore. He moved a few steps away from his mate, sending him a scared glance. Should he run away? Or maybe call the police? Or do both?!
He was going to be raped in a few minutes!
"@*&#*^#%" - Hangeng finally started mumbling something quickly in Chinese, trying this way to calm down himself. Leeteuk lifted his head and sent him a confused look.
"What are you talking about?" the leader asked, frowning.
"What are YOU talking about, you-you-"
"Aiiish, I just don't know where I put the paper!" Teukie shouted annoyed. "I wrote all my ideas for our date on it and now my mind is totally blank! Our day is ruined!" he sighed loudly and looked towards the sky, just like praying to heaven for dropping him his note.
Hangeng starred at him with a "what-the-hell"-expression and opened his mouth in big surprise.
And in this moment, he once again started to miss his room, PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice,...
**
Since Leeteuk's magical note with the whole plan of Valentine's Day was gone, he gave up on leading this day and told Hangeng that they should do what the younger one wanted.
So for the HanTeuk couple the hours passed by quite calmly and friendly. The Chinese got used to the leader's weirdness and started to joke along with him about random things. He even told him about the fact that he thought Leeteuk lost his condoms - what made them laugh so hard that Teukie accidentally bumped into an old lady. The woman though turned out to know Super Junior - so she forgave him for this little incident when he sang a sweet Valentine's song for her.
They were simply strolling around the neighbourhood and talking. The leader was surprised by the fact that Hangeng actually began to tell him so much about himself, his life and his worries - and as the oldest member he felt the responsibility to listen to him. He gave him a lot of advice and help.
It started raining about 2PM so they hid in a small cafe, drinking some coffee and eating chocolate pie. They were surrounded only by couples, what made them feel a bit awkward, yet they got used to it fast. Later on, they even started to joke that they are a couple as well and addressed themselves with words like "honey", "sweety" and others. When people heard them and sent them suspicious looks, the fun was even bigger.
The rain had gone and they finally left the cafe. What should they do now? It began to get a bit boring - well, Hangeng told Leeteuk most likely about his whole life - and they still had a lot of time left... The party in the evening would start at 7PM, like they decided with the other members.
So they had four more hours to kill...
"Hyung! Why don't we go to the amusement park? It's just the two of us so I guess the management there won't recognize us."
"That's a good idea! Ohh, how much do I miss the Mirror Maze there..." Leeteuk agreed.
Well, that's how the HanTeuk couple moved towards the amusement park, planning to spend there the rest of the date.
Farewell, guys.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Two
"Okay. So now what?" Hangeng asked his hyung carefully, eyeing him a bit scared. Why does he have to be the one going with Leeteuk-sshi?! Who knew what crazy ideas could plop into his mind during this day! This is going to be a looong Valentine's Day, he knew it.
"Now we are going to enjoy our date, my dear Hankyung."
The Chinese man suddenly felt like crying. Aiiish, he started to miss his buddy Heechul already! Looking at Leeteuk, he actually started to miss everything - like his room, his PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice, his ex girlfriend's perfume, taking a bubble bath, his high school days and even watching Eunhyuk taking off his socks!!! ...er, no, the last thing needs to be crossed out, he definitely didn't need Eunhyuk's socks. Though Teukie really gave him an insecure feeling, causing that he wanted everything but him.
"I like you, hyung, I indeed like you a lot, but I really don't feel like going on a date" he mumbled and sighed. But what's this? Suddenly Kangin's face appeared in his mind... "What leader says - members do!" it screamed loudly in his head. WHAT! Was he a bodyguard even via telepathy? That started to scare him...
Leeteuk ignored what his dongsaeng said and put on his shoes, whistling cheerfully. He picked up Hangeng's ones and threw them under his feet. "Come on, hurry, everyone's gone already, let's not waste our precious time!"
After this words, the door of the kitchen opened and a head peeped out of it. "You're still here?" Ryeowook asked surprised, thinking that the leader would be the first person to leave the dorm this day.
"You see!" Leeteuk shouted at Hangeng with victory, slapping him gently on the head. "Because of you, we are totally the losers today."
With a "whatever"-thought Hangeng finally made himself ready to go out and followed his hyung obediently out of the dorm. While walking behind him on the stairs, he showed him his tounge and made funny expressions towards his back. They both left the building and stopped in front of it.
"So what are we going to do?" the younger one asked, being a bit more calm now. No more need of Heechul, his room, his PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice, his ex girlfriend's perfume, taking a bubble bath, his high school days and watching Eunhyuk taking off his socks! The last one especially! The only thing he needed now was to avoid being eaten up by the Kangin-face that still remained in his mind and not getting infected by Leeteuk-ajumma's craziness.
"Well... Let's see."
Teukie slipped his hand into the right pocket of his jeans and started to search through it. Uhm... Where did it go... That can't be possible!
He then put his second hand into the other pocket and touched it as well but there was just nothing there. Damn it! That's not good... Where did he leave it?
"Everything's fine, hyung?" he heard Hangeng asking with worry and he shook his head, mumbling now under his breath: "No... It should be in here... How coooooome...!"
"What should be there? Did you loose your wallet?"
The wallet! An idea came to Leeteuk's mind - he could had put it into the wallet and forget about it! But that was so weird, why put it into a wallet..?! Well, it's always good to check it, just in case.
He reached into his back pocket and took out the small leather thing, opening it quickly and moaning when he didn't see it in there. Nooooooo!
"Hyung, you know, it's not good to carry your wallet in your back pocket. Someone could easily steal it."
"Gaaaash, it's not there either- What?! But that would be like touching my butt! Perverts! It's my butt and only I decide what to do with it."
Hangeng shrugged. "Maybe not everyone's in love with your butt but for sure with your wallet. Anyway, what are you looking for?"
"Our protection! The protection for our date! It's gone! Aiiish!" Leeteuk screamed, now in deep despair.
The Chinese's eyes widened and he let a loud "What!" out of him. Protection for their date? Did the leader mean... CONDOMS? Well, he looked for his loss in the wallet and guys usually carry their condoms in their wallets... No! That couldn't be possible, how could he even think so. See, he already started to go crazy just like his hyung.
His cheeks got all red and he didn't say a word. He just observed the leader being depressed.
"But we need it to go on our date... How can we do it without it!"
Oh my goodness! Do WHAT?!
"It would provide us so much pleasure, aiiish... Where did I leave it?!"
Pleasure?! No, it was so obvious now, that Hangeng couldn't stand it anymore. He moved a few steps away from his mate, sending him a scared glance. Should he run away? Or maybe call the police? Or do both?!
He was going to be raped in a few minutes!
"@*&#*^#%" - Hangeng finally started mumbling something quickly in Chinese, trying this way to calm down himself. Leeteuk lifted his head and sent him a confused look.
"What are you talking about?" the leader asked, frowning.
"What are YOU talking about, you-you-"
"Aiiish, I just don't know where I put the paper!" Teukie shouted annoyed. "I wrote all my ideas for our date on it and now my mind is totally blank! Our day is ruined!" he sighed loudly and looked towards the sky, just like praying to heaven for dropping him his note.
Hangeng starred at him with a "what-the-hell"-expression and opened his mouth in big surprise.
And in this moment, he once again started to miss his room, PC, China, cooking Beijing fried rice,...
**
Since Leeteuk's magical note with the whole plan of Valentine's Day was gone, he gave up on leading this day and told Hangeng that they should do what the younger one wanted.
So for the HanTeuk couple the hours passed by quite calmly and friendly. The Chinese got used to the leader's weirdness and started to joke along with him about random things. He even told him about the fact that he thought Leeteuk lost his condoms - what made them laugh so hard that Teukie accidentally bumped into an old lady. The woman though turned out to know Super Junior - so she forgave him for this little incident when he sang a sweet Valentine's song for her.
They were simply strolling around the neighbourhood and talking. The leader was surprised by the fact that Hangeng actually began to tell him so much about himself, his life and his worries - and as the oldest member he felt the responsibility to listen to him. He gave him a lot of advice and help.
It started raining about 2PM so they hid in a small cafe, drinking some coffee and eating chocolate pie. They were surrounded only by couples, what made them feel a bit awkward, yet they got used to it fast. Later on, they even started to joke that they are a couple as well and addressed themselves with words like "honey", "sweety" and others. When people heard them and sent them suspicious looks, the fun was even bigger.
The rain had gone and they finally left the cafe. What should they do now? It began to get a bit boring - well, Hangeng told Leeteuk most likely about his whole life - and they still had a lot of time left... The party in the evening would start at 7PM, like they decided with the other members.
So they had four more hours to kill...
"Hyung! Why don't we go to the amusement park? It's just the two of us so I guess the management there won't recognize us."
"That's a good idea! Ohh, how much do I miss the Mirror Maze there..." Leeteuk agreed.
Well, that's how the HanTeuk couple moved towards the amusement park, planning to spend there the rest of the date.
Farewell, guys.