I hate Valentine's Day [5/7]
Title: I hate Valentine's Day
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Five
"HOW COULD YOU GET STUCK! GEEZ!"
"You wanted me to get out of here this way! Hurry or else somebody will see us!"
"What am I supposed to do?!"
"You just have to push me! Strongly! DO IT NOW!!!"
"Somebody comes... Shiiiiit...!"
"PUSH!"
**flashback**
The day of Donghae and Shindong began really harmless. From the very beginning the two of them didn't realize why the heck Leeteuk put them together to get to know each other better - they always thought that they get along well. They were one of the lead dancers of the band so they just had to be in good terms. Fact was, though, that they didn't spend much time together beside dance practice and their group activities... Donghae was just too stuck to his best friend, Eunhyuk. The both of them always hung out together so even if Shindong wanted to join them, he would feel a bit like the fifth wheel.
The elder was usually around everyone in the band, he didn't have his 'couple' - in the friendly way, of course. He was friends with every member and he liked it this way. Why play favorites and prefer someone over the others? Every member considered him to be the 'teddybear' of the band - loving everyone and being loved by everyone. There was no ShinChul, ShinTeuk, ShinHyuk or any other combination... But today was DongDong day and it was a nice change.
"Sooo, what do you want to do, Donghae?" Shindong asked cheerfully while they were walking forward. A moment of silence fell and the younger one mumbled a deep 'hmmm', thinking about how to spend the following hours together. Then, he smiled lightly.
"How about going to the cinema first? There's a movie I would love to see..."
"Which one?"
"The title is so weird so I don't really remember it but it's about some gangsters and mafia and stuff like that. The reviews looked freakin' awesome. Come on, it's gonna be my treat" Donghae replied.
Shindong was satisfied with this plans and agreed on them with enthusiasm. It was set then - they headed to the city to the favorite cinema of the band. During the walk they joked around and laughed a lot so they both were in the perfect mood. They were also wondering how the other members wanted to spend their day...
"I bet Sungmin is having a hard time with Heechul hyung" Shindong laughed.
"Yeah. Min is just too innocent compared to this madman. And Yesung with Hyukjae? They are probably a pain in the ass for the whole city."
"For sure setting a fire in the middle of the park to grill some wild insects."
"Or dancing around, being dressed up as Hawaiian girls."
Finally, they reached their destination and spent two and a half hours watching the movie. Well, actually the film was just two hours long but they had to watch a lot of commercials before it started. They killed their boredom during them with an easy method - taking their phones out and tweeting to the fans about their cinema trip.
On a date with Shindong hyung , kekeke~ wrote Donghae but then he noticed that the fanatic girls could have some weird thoughts about it, so he added: HELP!
@donghae861015, tweeted Shindong - is it so bad?! >_<
@ShinsFriends just kidding! Kekekeke. Want to eat something later, hyung?
@donghae861015 eat?? Sure!
They heard the melody of a mysterious song, which meant that the movie started. The phones landed in their pockets and their minds concentrated now strongly on the plot of the film.
**
"Wow. This restaurant looks amazing! I bet no one will recognize us here, that's great! How did you know about this place?" Donghae asked his mate, looking around the room they had been in at that moment. It was a small cafe-like restaurant, situated in a peaceful and respectable area - no fangirls around, only elderly people or businessmen. That was the heaven for the two Super Junior members because they didn't want to be surrounded by their fans all the time. They loved their ELF, indeed, but sometimes they also needed some privacy and peace.
"Oh you could be surprised about how many places I know in Seoul! You should hang out with me more often" Shindong answered and winked.
The waiter came to their table and it was time to place an order. The menu was filled with a lot of delicious food so it was really hard to choose; that's why the boys ordered more than they should. Donghae didn't want to first because he spent all his money for the cinema tickets and the restaurant was Shindong's treat now - but the elder insisted.
They ended up with many plates of fantastic Korean cuisine. It looked so delicious... and the taste was even better.
When they finished eating, a huge amount of food was left so they decided to get it packed and take it home to eat it later. Shindong slipped a hand into his pocket... and froze.
"Oh no. Donghae, we have a problem."
The dongsaeng looked at his hyung carefully and saw how his face first got all red, then a bit greenish and finally totally white. "What's going on?"
"My wallet... is... gone."
Donghae's eyes widened and he froze as well. That was an indeed tricky situation right now - they they had bought so much food that it should actually be forbidden BUT they had completely no money. Aiiish...
"I think I lost it at the cinema. DAMN IT! Do you have any money left...?" Shindong asked and his eyes seemed to cry out loud for help. Unfortunately Donghae had no good news to tell him:
"No... I spent all of it for the tickets and popcorn..."
Both boys looked at each other frightened and speechless. Only one thought ruled their minds right now: We-have-no-money-what-should-we-do-somebody-please-help-us!
They couldn't even move their heads because they were too scared that somebody could notice their awful situation. A plan, that's what they needed. QUICKLY.
"Should we admit it to the owner and work in the kitchen to repay for it... or something like that?" Donghae suggested with a despaired voice. He never wanted to experience something like this, it was just humiliating - but he didn't know what to do else. All he dreamed of now was to escape home and bury his head into the blankets.
Unless...
"Let's dine and dash!"
"Do WHAT? Are you crazy?!" Donghae shouted out when his mate came up with this ridiculous idea but Shindong just smiled at him evilly and got suddenly strongly excited. He lowered his voice and bounced slightly on his chair.
"Pssht- Come on! I've always wanted to do it even for just once in my life! It's gonna be fun!"
"FUN? And what if somebody catches us?! Super Junior's good name will be gone forever!" Donghae stared at him startled.
"So you think Super Junior will have a better name when we beg for mercy and work in the kitchen instead? Besides... Why should they catch us?"
"I don't know, hyung... It's too risky..."
"So you're a chicken? Not manly enough to try it?" Shindong provoked him.
"Aish, you're terrible, hyung! Let's do it - but I will KILL you if they catch us! Or should I better say we will both get killed by the company..."
Now everything happened in the speed of light. Of course they couldn't just normally walk out the door, that would be too obvious and everyone around would notice it. Instead of doing so, they quickly planned another strategy.
They acted. Shindong started to loudly complain about the food and pretended to feel sick because of it. He did it perfectly - the guests at the neighboring tables looked up at him, sending him sympathetic looks. Donghae barely held back his laughter as he helped his friend to stand up and carefully dragged him towards the toilets.
Once they got there, they bursted out laughing but knowing their painful situation, they quickly stopped and looked around in search of a solution to their problem. They had a good alibi now that should keep the waiters away from them for some time but they didn't have much of that time nevertheless. Fast action was what they needed to do at that moment.
No solid ideas came to their minds and they stood in the middle of the bathroom, hopeless and praying for some help from heaven.
The help came, indeed.
In the form of a small window right in front of them...
"Nah, hyung! Fast! Escape through the window!" Donghae whispered at his companion and pushed him into the said direction. Shindong came to a halt and shook his head energetically, screaming in deep consternation:
"You must be kidding me! You think I'll fit into this tiny mouse hole? It's as if you wanted to get an elephant through a chimney! NOT POSSIBLE!"
"Shut up and just do it, we have no time! No need to call yourself an elephant now, just pretend to be an ant and it will be good! WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!!!" Donghae started to freak out and pushed Shindong once again towards the window, looking paranoid behind his back to see if somebody came in. Oh my, he had a bad feeling about it... He would kiss the ground if they managed to get out of here...
"You're crazy!" Shindong shouted but finally opened the window with shaking hands and after peeking quickly outside, he took a deep breath, drew in his belly and started to crawl out of the room. He leaned his head and hands out and pulled slowly forwards to get his whole body out of the small hole. His chest glided past without any further problems but... like he predicted, the rest of his body didn't want to.
Oops.
"HOW COULD YOU GET STUCK! GEEZ!" Donghae started to panic seeing what happened and ran around nervously.
"You wanted me to get out of here this way! Hurry or else somebody will see us!"
"What am I supposed to do?!" the younger growled and waved his hands furiously.
"You just have to push me! Strongly! DO IT NOW!!!" Shindong's voice was barely audible.
Donghae looked at his friend's bottom with a feeling of disgust but he knew that he really had to do it or else they would be dead meat in a few seconds. He placed his hands onto Shindong's butt and started to push him out of the window but it was really hard to succeed... Then he heard some steps coming closer to the bathroom and he froze.
"Somebody comes... Shiiiiit...!" he almost cried.
"PUSH!"
Some uknown power filled the younger one - was it because of the sudden adrenalin? - and he used his whole body to push Shindong out. His hyung groaned and crashed painfully onto the ground outside, leaving an exhausted Donghae behind. He, in turn, was so surprised about his strength that he stood in front of the window staring senseless ahead. However, he did not forget about the steps he heard and his reflex was invincible - in the second the door opened, he jumped towards the sink and pretended to wash his hands. An old man came into the room and after sending Donghae a slight smile, he went into one of the cabins.
The Super Junior member left a nervous sigh and silently moved to the window. He got out through it without any problems and quickly helped Shindong to stand up. Now that they were outside, they only had one thing to do: RUN!
**
"I... hate... you..." Donghae panted, out of breath. "I... will... never... ever... gooutwithyouanymore!"
"But we succeeded, didn't we?" Shindong laughed and also tried hard to calm down after the whole running. They felt as if they crossed the whole city only to be as far away from the restaurant as they could. "Hey, at least we made this day unique and unforgettable! Don't give me this mad look!"
"Don't talk about that incident anymore or I assure you that I will make your day even more unforgettable... You better pray that the owner of the restaurant won't remember Super Junior's members being there! Geez!"
"Calm down, count to ten and just forget about it. I liked it! It was exciting! But now I have to get my wallet back so let's go to the cinema... But wait, WHERE ARE WE?"
Donghae looked around and when he completely didn't identify the area, he collapsed onto the ground and sat there, staring towards the sky.
"It's the middle of nowhere, hyung." he murmured lifeless. "...can I die now?"
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: crack pairings
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, friendship
Rating: PG
Summary: Another Valentine's Day and our poor SJ boys are a bit... bored. They have no idea what to do, until Leeteuk comes up with this mysterious concept... How will they finally spend their V-Day?
Chapter Five
"HOW COULD YOU GET STUCK! GEEZ!"
"You wanted me to get out of here this way! Hurry or else somebody will see us!"
"What am I supposed to do?!"
"You just have to push me! Strongly! DO IT NOW!!!"
"Somebody comes... Shiiiiit...!"
"PUSH!"
**flashback**
The day of Donghae and Shindong began really harmless. From the very beginning the two of them didn't realize why the heck Leeteuk put them together to get to know each other better - they always thought that they get along well. They were one of the lead dancers of the band so they just had to be in good terms. Fact was, though, that they didn't spend much time together beside dance practice and their group activities... Donghae was just too stuck to his best friend, Eunhyuk. The both of them always hung out together so even if Shindong wanted to join them, he would feel a bit like the fifth wheel.
The elder was usually around everyone in the band, he didn't have his 'couple' - in the friendly way, of course. He was friends with every member and he liked it this way. Why play favorites and prefer someone over the others? Every member considered him to be the 'teddybear' of the band - loving everyone and being loved by everyone. There was no ShinChul, ShinTeuk, ShinHyuk or any other combination... But today was DongDong day and it was a nice change.
"Sooo, what do you want to do, Donghae?" Shindong asked cheerfully while they were walking forward. A moment of silence fell and the younger one mumbled a deep 'hmmm', thinking about how to spend the following hours together. Then, he smiled lightly.
"How about going to the cinema first? There's a movie I would love to see..."
"Which one?"
"The title is so weird so I don't really remember it but it's about some gangsters and mafia and stuff like that. The reviews looked freakin' awesome. Come on, it's gonna be my treat" Donghae replied.
Shindong was satisfied with this plans and agreed on them with enthusiasm. It was set then - they headed to the city to the favorite cinema of the band. During the walk they joked around and laughed a lot so they both were in the perfect mood. They were also wondering how the other members wanted to spend their day...
"I bet Sungmin is having a hard time with Heechul hyung" Shindong laughed.
"Yeah. Min is just too innocent compared to this madman. And Yesung with Hyukjae? They are probably a pain in the ass for the whole city."
"For sure setting a fire in the middle of the park to grill some wild insects."
"Or dancing around, being dressed up as Hawaiian girls."
Finally, they reached their destination and spent two and a half hours watching the movie. Well, actually the film was just two hours long but they had to watch a lot of commercials before it started. They killed their boredom during them with an easy method - taking their phones out and tweeting to the fans about their cinema trip.
On a date with Shindong hyung , kekeke~ wrote Donghae but then he noticed that the fanatic girls could have some weird thoughts about it, so he added: HELP!
@donghae861015, tweeted Shindong - is it so bad?! >_<
@ShinsFriends just kidding! Kekekeke. Want to eat something later, hyung?
@donghae861015 eat?? Sure!
They heard the melody of a mysterious song, which meant that the movie started. The phones landed in their pockets and their minds concentrated now strongly on the plot of the film.
**
"Wow. This restaurant looks amazing! I bet no one will recognize us here, that's great! How did you know about this place?" Donghae asked his mate, looking around the room they had been in at that moment. It was a small cafe-like restaurant, situated in a peaceful and respectable area - no fangirls around, only elderly people or businessmen. That was the heaven for the two Super Junior members because they didn't want to be surrounded by their fans all the time. They loved their ELF, indeed, but sometimes they also needed some privacy and peace.
"Oh you could be surprised about how many places I know in Seoul! You should hang out with me more often" Shindong answered and winked.
The waiter came to their table and it was time to place an order. The menu was filled with a lot of delicious food so it was really hard to choose; that's why the boys ordered more than they should. Donghae didn't want to first because he spent all his money for the cinema tickets and the restaurant was Shindong's treat now - but the elder insisted.
They ended up with many plates of fantastic Korean cuisine. It looked so delicious... and the taste was even better.
When they finished eating, a huge amount of food was left so they decided to get it packed and take it home to eat it later. Shindong slipped a hand into his pocket... and froze.
"Oh no. Donghae, we have a problem."
The dongsaeng looked at his hyung carefully and saw how his face first got all red, then a bit greenish and finally totally white. "What's going on?"
"My wallet... is... gone."
Donghae's eyes widened and he froze as well. That was an indeed tricky situation right now - they they had bought so much food that it should actually be forbidden BUT they had completely no money. Aiiish...
"I think I lost it at the cinema. DAMN IT! Do you have any money left...?" Shindong asked and his eyes seemed to cry out loud for help. Unfortunately Donghae had no good news to tell him:
"No... I spent all of it for the tickets and popcorn..."
Both boys looked at each other frightened and speechless. Only one thought ruled their minds right now: We-have-no-money-what-should-we-do-somebody-please-help-us!
They couldn't even move their heads because they were too scared that somebody could notice their awful situation. A plan, that's what they needed. QUICKLY.
"Should we admit it to the owner and work in the kitchen to repay for it... or something like that?" Donghae suggested with a despaired voice. He never wanted to experience something like this, it was just humiliating - but he didn't know what to do else. All he dreamed of now was to escape home and bury his head into the blankets.
Unless...
"Let's dine and dash!"
"Do WHAT? Are you crazy?!" Donghae shouted out when his mate came up with this ridiculous idea but Shindong just smiled at him evilly and got suddenly strongly excited. He lowered his voice and bounced slightly on his chair.
"Pssht- Come on! I've always wanted to do it even for just once in my life! It's gonna be fun!"
"FUN? And what if somebody catches us?! Super Junior's good name will be gone forever!" Donghae stared at him startled.
"So you think Super Junior will have a better name when we beg for mercy and work in the kitchen instead? Besides... Why should they catch us?"
"I don't know, hyung... It's too risky..."
"So you're a chicken? Not manly enough to try it?" Shindong provoked him.
"Aish, you're terrible, hyung! Let's do it - but I will KILL you if they catch us! Or should I better say we will both get killed by the company..."
Now everything happened in the speed of light. Of course they couldn't just normally walk out the door, that would be too obvious and everyone around would notice it. Instead of doing so, they quickly planned another strategy.
They acted. Shindong started to loudly complain about the food and pretended to feel sick because of it. He did it perfectly - the guests at the neighboring tables looked up at him, sending him sympathetic looks. Donghae barely held back his laughter as he helped his friend to stand up and carefully dragged him towards the toilets.
Once they got there, they bursted out laughing but knowing their painful situation, they quickly stopped and looked around in search of a solution to their problem. They had a good alibi now that should keep the waiters away from them for some time but they didn't have much of that time nevertheless. Fast action was what they needed to do at that moment.
No solid ideas came to their minds and they stood in the middle of the bathroom, hopeless and praying for some help from heaven.
The help came, indeed.
In the form of a small window right in front of them...
"Nah, hyung! Fast! Escape through the window!" Donghae whispered at his companion and pushed him into the said direction. Shindong came to a halt and shook his head energetically, screaming in deep consternation:
"You must be kidding me! You think I'll fit into this tiny mouse hole? It's as if you wanted to get an elephant through a chimney! NOT POSSIBLE!"
"Shut up and just do it, we have no time! No need to call yourself an elephant now, just pretend to be an ant and it will be good! WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!!!" Donghae started to freak out and pushed Shindong once again towards the window, looking paranoid behind his back to see if somebody came in. Oh my, he had a bad feeling about it... He would kiss the ground if they managed to get out of here...
"You're crazy!" Shindong shouted but finally opened the window with shaking hands and after peeking quickly outside, he took a deep breath, drew in his belly and started to crawl out of the room. He leaned his head and hands out and pulled slowly forwards to get his whole body out of the small hole. His chest glided past without any further problems but... like he predicted, the rest of his body didn't want to.
Oops.
"HOW COULD YOU GET STUCK! GEEZ!" Donghae started to panic seeing what happened and ran around nervously.
"You wanted me to get out of here this way! Hurry or else somebody will see us!"
"What am I supposed to do?!" the younger growled and waved his hands furiously.
"You just have to push me! Strongly! DO IT NOW!!!" Shindong's voice was barely audible.
Donghae looked at his friend's bottom with a feeling of disgust but he knew that he really had to do it or else they would be dead meat in a few seconds. He placed his hands onto Shindong's butt and started to push him out of the window but it was really hard to succeed... Then he heard some steps coming closer to the bathroom and he froze.
"Somebody comes... Shiiiiit...!" he almost cried.
"PUSH!"
Some uknown power filled the younger one - was it because of the sudden adrenalin? - and he used his whole body to push Shindong out. His hyung groaned and crashed painfully onto the ground outside, leaving an exhausted Donghae behind. He, in turn, was so surprised about his strength that he stood in front of the window staring senseless ahead. However, he did not forget about the steps he heard and his reflex was invincible - in the second the door opened, he jumped towards the sink and pretended to wash his hands. An old man came into the room and after sending Donghae a slight smile, he went into one of the cabins.
The Super Junior member left a nervous sigh and silently moved to the window. He got out through it without any problems and quickly helped Shindong to stand up. Now that they were outside, they only had one thing to do: RUN!
**
"I... hate... you..." Donghae panted, out of breath. "I... will... never... ever... gooutwithyouanymore!"
"But we succeeded, didn't we?" Shindong laughed and also tried hard to calm down after the whole running. They felt as if they crossed the whole city only to be as far away from the restaurant as they could. "Hey, at least we made this day unique and unforgettable! Don't give me this mad look!"
"Don't talk about that incident anymore or I assure you that I will make your day even more unforgettable... You better pray that the owner of the restaurant won't remember Super Junior's members being there! Geez!"
"Calm down, count to ten and just forget about it. I liked it! It was exciting! But now I have to get my wallet back so let's go to the cinema... But wait, WHERE ARE WE?"
Donghae looked around and when he completely didn't identify the area, he collapsed onto the ground and sat there, staring towards the sky.
"It's the middle of nowhere, hyung." he murmured lifeless. "...can I die now?"