Super Junior Love [4/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act II
Scene I
At the company. A room with a long table again, with SuJu L and five representatives from the production crew sitting at it. Yesung and Ryeowook seem to be calm, Kyuhyun grins at Sungmin amused while the latter is gloomy; Eunhyuk and Donghae send each other murderous looks.
PRODUCER 1
Time to discuss the details of your new release.
We already have some ideas ready for you boys but of course we want to cooperate with you all and that's why we're also interested in getting to know your concept.
PRODUCER 2
Since it's late and we all want for sure get some rest, we'll go straight to the point.
The most important thing right now is your mini-album. We will think about the performances and image later.
As for the CD, we thought of three main tracks, maybe adding some bonus tracks in a reedition after some time. The main track has to be lively and catchy, the other two could be some nice ballads since we have the whole K.R.Y gathered in this subgroup.
PRODUCER 1
Sungmin could also show his vocal talents in the ballads and that would make a perfect YeWook and KyuMin mix.
And the songs could end with EunHae rap, just like in 'Sorry Sorry Answer'. Are you ok with that?
SUNGMIN
Sure.
DONGHAE
Why not.
Everyone agrees and the producers smile with satisfaction.
PRODUCER 3
Since the main track will be the 'face' of your subgroup, it must be something what will stay in people's minds for long after hearing it.
And it should be really hot, since 'hotness' is very popular amongst fans nowadays.
PRODUCER 1
interposing
So you simply should carry on with your Bonamana image for some time, adding the new 'spices' which will be your romantical side.
YESUNG
Romantical side...
whispering to Ryeowook
Though it worries me now that the producer said 'hot'. They don't think about what the fans wrote in the fanfics, do they?
RYEOWOOK
also whispering
No idea... But hey, remember, that would mean Paris for us.
YESUNG
True. But I won't agree on doing something like that just to go to Paris!
RYEOWOOK
Yeah. This would be just like prostitution, doing things for benefits.
YESUNG
...Wookie!
RYEOWOOK
What?
YESUNG
Tst, you really aren't innocent at all.
RYEOWOOK
smiling lightly
You've just discovered that after so many years of living together. Congratulations.
Both of the boys return to listening to the boring and never-ending speech of the production crew. Or at least they are pretending to do so. In the meantime, Kyuhyun distracts Sungmin from paying attention to the producers by poking and kicking him under the table.
SUNGMIN
whispering to Kyuhyun
Kyu, stop it already! This is an important meeting.
KYUHYUN
Yes and we will have lots of other important meetings after this one again. Everything related to the company is always so important to you.
Relax a bit.
SUNGMIN
And that's the reason why I'm always the one who has to repeat everything to you when we're back at the dorm!
You never really listen to what our bosses say.
KYUHYUN
Because I'm my own boss.
SUNGMIN
Oh no, Kyu, not this again. And now back off, I don't know what they are talking about because of you. What did the man just say about the fanservice?
KYUHYUN
joking
He said that he wants you to kiss me on stage.
SUNGMIN
...
KYUHYUN
Come on, you know you want it.
SUNGMIN
a bit too loudly
I want it?!
Every single head in the room is turning and looking at Sungmin. The boy blushes and mumbles a quick apology, after what one of the producers continues his speech. Sungmin stays quiet for a while and when he feels Kyuhyun's kicks under the table again, he gets raging.
SUNGMIN
whispering rigorously
Fuck. Off. Cho. Kyuhyun.
KYUHYUN
Woooohooooo.
SUNGMIN
If you won't stop bothering me, I will tell everyone your little secret about me.
KYUHYUN
laughing silently
Nobody will believe you.
SUNGMIN
after showing his roommate puppy eyes
...really?
KYUHYUN
sighing
Ok, ok, I will stop now.
The third couple stays silent but is still killing each other with their glances, as if making a competition who could actually really murder the other one with his look. Donghae finally gives up and starts smiling at Sungmin who is sitting next to him, making Eunhyuk rather jealous.
EUNHYUK
whispering harshly
So now you won't even look at me?
DONGHAE
ignoring
Hm? Is there anyone talking to me?
EUNHYUK
Stop ignoring me, Hae.
DONGHAE
I think a fly just passed by...
EUNHYUK
Don't ignore me.
DONGHAE
I'm not. You were the one who didn't want to tell me what's going on.
EUNHYUK
I told you that I was tired.
DONGHAE
with irony
Yeah, sure. And I am Hannah Montana.
EUNHYUK
Why don't you believe me?
DONGHAE
Because I'm your best friend and a best friend knows when the other one is lying to him. And that's the thing that hurts me, Hyukkie.
You lied to me.
EUNHYUK
Hae... It's no big deal, really, it's just that something's confusing me. I really don't know what to think about it myself.
I will tell you when I figure it out, I promise. You indeed are my best friend. I'm sorry.
DONGHAE
Mhm... Ok.
EUNHYUK
Ok-ok?
DONGHAE
Ok-ok!
EUNHYUK
letting out a happy shout
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Scene II
After the two hour long meeting with Super Junior L, at the company. A small white kitchen, two of the producers standing at a coffee machine, drinking the hot beverage.
PRODUCER 1
Do you also have this weird feeling that the boys weren't listening to us at all?
PRODUCER 2
No idea.
Scene III
In the van.
SUNGMIN
Ryeowookie, what did the producer say about the song recording? When will it start?
RYEOWOOK
To be honest, I don't know, hyung.
SUNGMIN
Wait, you don't know? Why?
RYEOWOOK
shyly
I guess I wasn't really paying attention to it.
SUNGMIN
Uhm... Hyukkie, when is the recording?
EUNHYUK
Don't ask me.
SUNGMIN
shocked
Does anybody in here know when the recording starts?!
Silence.
DONGHAE
That's what happens when Teukie doesn't come with us! Aish!
YESUNG
Don't worry, we will make Jungsoo call the production crew tomorrow and ask about everything. I'm sure he will do this for us.
DONGHAE
Really? He isn't even part of the subgroup.
YESUNG
But he's our eternal leader! He has a good heart, he will do it.
SUNGMIN
cutting in
Talking about leader. Did they say anything about who will the leader of SuJu L be?
DONGHAE
Mhm... It's obvious that no one was listening to those men so why are you even asking, ahaha?
SUNGMIN
Maybe we will have to choose by ourselves? I think the eldest should be the leader, that's always the best option.
DONGHAE
And in our case, that would be...
They think for a while and after a few seconds, they turn their heads towards Yesung, who smiles at them brightly.
SUNGMIN AND DONGHAE
Oh no, never.
YESUNG
Heyyy, I would be an awesome leader! I wouldn't be as mommy-alike as Jungsoo, I would rather be like... your-leader-is-your-best-buddy.
KYUHYUN
...-who-has-no-brain-and-completely-no-concept-of-how-to-lead-a-band.
YESUNG
whining
You just broke my heart, Kyuhyun-ah.
RYEOWOOK
Actually, I think that Jongwoonie would be a good leader!
YESUNG
smiling
Ahhhh, at least one person understands me.
KYUHYUN
Wookie is always defending you.
RYEOWOOK
blushing
I'm not... But you really shouldn't always tease Jongwoon so much.
YESUNG
That's it, that's it! He's my man!
KYUHYUN
What?
YESUNG
My man! You know, they always say so in movies. 'You're my man!'
KYUHYUN
smirking
You mean: your boyfriend?
RYEOWOOK
blushing more
What are you talking about, Kyuhyunnie....
YESUNG
NOOOOOOO! I mean, he's on my side, my ally, my fellow.
KYUHYUN
Mhm...
SUNGMIN
cutting in again
Do you know that you're a hypocrite, Kyuhyun-ah?
KYUHYUN
Bwoh?
SUNGMIN
You were pissed off that Mr. Lee suggested that we already have a quite gay image but then you are teasing everyone with your stupid gay jokes.
Stop this.
KYUHYUN
surprised
Huh...
DONGHAE
We arrived~ Finally.
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act II
Scene I
At the company. A room with a long table again, with SuJu L and five representatives from the production crew sitting at it. Yesung and Ryeowook seem to be calm, Kyuhyun grins at Sungmin amused while the latter is gloomy; Eunhyuk and Donghae send each other murderous looks.
PRODUCER 1
Time to discuss the details of your new release.
We already have some ideas ready for you boys but of course we want to cooperate with you all and that's why we're also interested in getting to know your concept.
PRODUCER 2
Since it's late and we all want for sure get some rest, we'll go straight to the point.
The most important thing right now is your mini-album. We will think about the performances and image later.
As for the CD, we thought of three main tracks, maybe adding some bonus tracks in a reedition after some time. The main track has to be lively and catchy, the other two could be some nice ballads since we have the whole K.R.Y gathered in this subgroup.
PRODUCER 1
Sungmin could also show his vocal talents in the ballads and that would make a perfect YeWook and KyuMin mix.
And the songs could end with EunHae rap, just like in 'Sorry Sorry Answer'. Are you ok with that?
SUNGMIN
Sure.
DONGHAE
Why not.
Everyone agrees and the producers smile with satisfaction.
PRODUCER 3
Since the main track will be the 'face' of your subgroup, it must be something what will stay in people's minds for long after hearing it.
And it should be really hot, since 'hotness' is very popular amongst fans nowadays.
PRODUCER 1
interposing
So you simply should carry on with your Bonamana image for some time, adding the new 'spices' which will be your romantical side.
YESUNG
Romantical side...
whispering to Ryeowook
Though it worries me now that the producer said 'hot'. They don't think about what the fans wrote in the fanfics, do they?
RYEOWOOK
also whispering
No idea... But hey, remember, that would mean Paris for us.
YESUNG
True. But I won't agree on doing something like that just to go to Paris!
RYEOWOOK
Yeah. This would be just like prostitution, doing things for benefits.
YESUNG
...Wookie!
RYEOWOOK
What?
YESUNG
Tst, you really aren't innocent at all.
RYEOWOOK
smiling lightly
You've just discovered that after so many years of living together. Congratulations.
Both of the boys return to listening to the boring and never-ending speech of the production crew. Or at least they are pretending to do so. In the meantime, Kyuhyun distracts Sungmin from paying attention to the producers by poking and kicking him under the table.
SUNGMIN
whispering to Kyuhyun
Kyu, stop it already! This is an important meeting.
KYUHYUN
Yes and we will have lots of other important meetings after this one again. Everything related to the company is always so important to you.
Relax a bit.
SUNGMIN
And that's the reason why I'm always the one who has to repeat everything to you when we're back at the dorm!
You never really listen to what our bosses say.
KYUHYUN
Because I'm my own boss.
SUNGMIN
Oh no, Kyu, not this again. And now back off, I don't know what they are talking about because of you. What did the man just say about the fanservice?
KYUHYUN
joking
He said that he wants you to kiss me on stage.
SUNGMIN
...
KYUHYUN
Come on, you know you want it.
SUNGMIN
a bit too loudly
I want it?!
Every single head in the room is turning and looking at Sungmin. The boy blushes and mumbles a quick apology, after what one of the producers continues his speech. Sungmin stays quiet for a while and when he feels Kyuhyun's kicks under the table again, he gets raging.
SUNGMIN
whispering rigorously
Fuck. Off. Cho. Kyuhyun.
KYUHYUN
Woooohooooo.
SUNGMIN
If you won't stop bothering me, I will tell everyone your little secret about me.
KYUHYUN
laughing silently
Nobody will believe you.
SUNGMIN
after showing his roommate puppy eyes
...really?
KYUHYUN
sighing
Ok, ok, I will stop now.
The third couple stays silent but is still killing each other with their glances, as if making a competition who could actually really murder the other one with his look. Donghae finally gives up and starts smiling at Sungmin who is sitting next to him, making Eunhyuk rather jealous.
EUNHYUK
whispering harshly
So now you won't even look at me?
DONGHAE
ignoring
Hm? Is there anyone talking to me?
EUNHYUK
Stop ignoring me, Hae.
DONGHAE
I think a fly just passed by...
EUNHYUK
Don't ignore me.
DONGHAE
I'm not. You were the one who didn't want to tell me what's going on.
EUNHYUK
I told you that I was tired.
DONGHAE
with irony
Yeah, sure. And I am Hannah Montana.
EUNHYUK
Why don't you believe me?
DONGHAE
Because I'm your best friend and a best friend knows when the other one is lying to him. And that's the thing that hurts me, Hyukkie.
You lied to me.
EUNHYUK
Hae... It's no big deal, really, it's just that something's confusing me. I really don't know what to think about it myself.
I will tell you when I figure it out, I promise. You indeed are my best friend. I'm sorry.
DONGHAE
Mhm... Ok.
EUNHYUK
Ok-ok?
DONGHAE
Ok-ok!
EUNHYUK
letting out a happy shout
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Scene II
After the two hour long meeting with Super Junior L, at the company. A small white kitchen, two of the producers standing at a coffee machine, drinking the hot beverage.
PRODUCER 1
Do you also have this weird feeling that the boys weren't listening to us at all?
PRODUCER 2
No idea.
Scene III
In the van.
SUNGMIN
Ryeowookie, what did the producer say about the song recording? When will it start?
RYEOWOOK
To be honest, I don't know, hyung.
SUNGMIN
Wait, you don't know? Why?
RYEOWOOK
shyly
I guess I wasn't really paying attention to it.
SUNGMIN
Uhm... Hyukkie, when is the recording?
EUNHYUK
Don't ask me.
SUNGMIN
shocked
Does anybody in here know when the recording starts?!
Silence.
DONGHAE
That's what happens when Teukie doesn't come with us! Aish!
YESUNG
Don't worry, we will make Jungsoo call the production crew tomorrow and ask about everything. I'm sure he will do this for us.
DONGHAE
Really? He isn't even part of the subgroup.
YESUNG
But he's our eternal leader! He has a good heart, he will do it.
SUNGMIN
cutting in
Talking about leader. Did they say anything about who will the leader of SuJu L be?
DONGHAE
Mhm... It's obvious that no one was listening to those men so why are you even asking, ahaha?
SUNGMIN
Maybe we will have to choose by ourselves? I think the eldest should be the leader, that's always the best option.
DONGHAE
And in our case, that would be...
They think for a while and after a few seconds, they turn their heads towards Yesung, who smiles at them brightly.
SUNGMIN AND DONGHAE
Oh no, never.
YESUNG
Heyyy, I would be an awesome leader! I wouldn't be as mommy-alike as Jungsoo, I would rather be like... your-leader-is-your-best-buddy.
KYUHYUN
...-who-has-no-brain-and-completely-no-concept-of-how-to-lead-a-band.
YESUNG
whining
You just broke my heart, Kyuhyun-ah.
RYEOWOOK
Actually, I think that Jongwoonie would be a good leader!
YESUNG
smiling
Ahhhh, at least one person understands me.
KYUHYUN
Wookie is always defending you.
RYEOWOOK
blushing
I'm not... But you really shouldn't always tease Jongwoon so much.
YESUNG
That's it, that's it! He's my man!
KYUHYUN
What?
YESUNG
My man! You know, they always say so in movies. 'You're my man!'
KYUHYUN
smirking
You mean: your boyfriend?
RYEOWOOK
blushing more
What are you talking about, Kyuhyunnie....
YESUNG
NOOOOOOO! I mean, he's on my side, my ally, my fellow.
KYUHYUN
Mhm...
SUNGMIN
cutting in again
Do you know that you're a hypocrite, Kyuhyun-ah?
KYUHYUN
Bwoh?
SUNGMIN
You were pissed off that Mr. Lee suggested that we already have a quite gay image but then you are teasing everyone with your stupid gay jokes.
Stop this.
KYUHYUN
surprised
Huh...
DONGHAE
We arrived~ Finally.