Super Junior Love [7/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene III
The living room of the eleventh dorm. Every Super Junior member except for Siwon (who is living with his parents) is gathered at the table, eating breakfast together. It's a tradition for them to do so at their holidays.
LEETEUK
Ahh, it's probably the last time that we're eating all together here, since you guys start working on your new group soon...
Oh, right, now I remember that I still have to make the call to the producers for you irresponsible people. I'll do it after breakfast.
DONGHAE
Thank you once again, hyung. You are saving our asses, really.
LEETEUK
I am. But I don't do this for charity. I expect you all to greatly reward me for doing this.
KYUHYUN
to the still gloomy Eunhyuk
I heard that you got hit by Amor's arrow, Hyukjae.
EUNHYUK
to Ryeowook
You told HIM?!
RYEOWOOK
I... I'm sorry, hyung...
DONGHAE
interested by Eunhyuk's shout
Told him what?
EUNHYUK
confused
Uhm, well...
KYUHYUN
Our dear Eunhyukkie is in love.
DONGHAE
surprised
Oh, really?
turning to Eunhyuk
So that was the thing that was bothering you? Why didn't you just tell me? Who is the lucky girl?
EUNHYUK
Oh... Er... Well... I'm not in love, it's just... a confusion...
KYUHYUN
to Donghae
It's not a confusion, he's in love. Don't listen to him, that's something that people tend to think at first when they're in love.
EUNHYUK
No! How could you possibly know better than me what's going on with me?! Aish!
DONGHAE
smiling
Hm, anyway, congratulations, Hyukkie! I hope you will find your own happiness.
EUNHYUK
...
KYUHYUN
tries hard to hold back his laughter
SHINDONG
whispering to Leeteuk
Psht, did you hear this? Hyukjae's in love! I hope it's with Donghae! And you know what this would mean!
LEETEUK
whispering back
I won't let you win so easily. Even if he is, they still have to get together.
If they don't hurry, my couple is going to outrun them. Just look.
Leeteuk nods his head discreetly at Sungmin and Shindong looks at the pointed person curiously. The boy is eating in silence and calmly but they both notice how he is peeking at Kyuhyun from time to time, with a relaxed expression on his face.
LEETEUK
See? I think there's something going on between them.
SHINDONG
Eh, this means nothing. I could also look at you this way and it would mean nothing at all. These are just innoncent glances, nothing more.
See, now he is looking at Donghae. And now at Hyukkie. Now he's observing Heechul.
And now he's... Oh, hello Sungmin, are you enjoying your breakfast?
SUNGMIN
suspiciously
Are you two bad-mouthing me?
LEETEUK
No, why should we? We were just wondering... well...
pointing at Sungmin's plate
...why you like to eat the sweet pumpkin so much.
SUNGMIN
frowning
Uhm, sure.
HEECHUL
to Yesung
So, tell me how you made it into the new subgroup. Did you use any force on the managers? Did you corrupt them?
Did you threaten to do something to their families or what?
YESUNG
Bwoh?
HEECHUL
Come on, tell me your secret. Why did they take you? Why not me?
YESUNG
...what's going on with you, Heechul?
HEECHUL
Just tell me. I want to know what I am lacking so that they don't want me in the group. Is it about my vocal skills?
Is it because you sing better than me? Is this the reason?
YESUNG
moving a bit aside
...you are scary.
HEECHUL
Don't be so! Give your hyung some information! Be nice to the elder!
YESUNG
Uhm, if you really want to know... I didn't do anything, they just told me that they want me to be in Super Junior L.
HEECHUL
making big eyes
That's it?! It was so easy?!
YESUNG
Well, yeah...
HEECHUL
shaking his head
Unbelievable. So I am busting my balls just to find a way to get into the group and you got accepted by simply doing nothing.
This... is... hurting my pride.
YESUNG
confused
Uhm. Well. I'm sorry?
Scene IV
About an hour later, in Donghae & Leeteuk's room. Donghae is sitting at the desk and checking out his twitter account. Leeteuk comes into the room, holding his phone and a piece of paper.
LEETEUK
Oh, good that you're here. Here, take this.
Leeteuk hands over the paper.
DONGHAE
taking a look at it
What's this?
LEETEUK
I took notes of everything they told me on the phone. You are lucky to have me as the leader because I don't know who else would help you out with it...
Anyway, there's everything you all should know about the subgroup.
I wrote down your whole schedule for the next days, such as when the recording starts and when you will have your first photoshoots, some meetings and so.
DONGHAE
reading the paper carefully
Didn't you make a mistake here?
LEETEUK
I think no, why?
DONGHAE
We have a meeting with the songwriters TODAY?!?!
LEETEUK
Yeah, in an hour and a half, to be precise. Oops, I think you all should get ready then.
DONGHAE
I guess so!!! Oh, thanks god that you made the call so fast. You are the best, Teukie. The best.
LEETEUK
feeling proud
Ahh, come on...
DONGHAE
How can we reward you for this? What do you want, what do you need? Everything for you, everything.
LEETEUK
Well... You could buy me the add-on to 'The Sims 3'...
DONGHAE
raising his eyebrows
'The Sims 3'? Do you even have 'The Sims 3'?
LEETEUK
Not yet but I will get it when I win my bet which I made with Shindong.
DONGHAE
And you are sure you will win this bet?
LEETEUK
lively
Of course! Just don't hang out with Hyukjae too much, ok?
DONGHAE
...?
LEETEUK
Nevermind. I have to go now, the manager is waiting for me. He doesn't give me peace even during my holidays... Have fun at the meeting, good?
DONGHAE
with irony
Oh sure, we will have just as much fun as we had yesterday.
LEETEUK
Yah! But you better listen this time, I won't make any more calls for you!
DONGHAE
Ok, ok, we will. I will tell Ryeowook to listen to them, he's a good boy.
LEETEUK
Ahh, you're hopeless, Donghae, simply hopeless.
Leeteuk walks out of the room and Donghae turns to his laptop again.
DONGHAE
Why is everyone suddenly talking about Hyukkie the whole time? Is it because he's in love?
frowning
And why didn't he tell me first? Is our friendship really dying?
becoming more and more sad
Maybe Hyukkie doesn't like me anymore... Maybe I'm too boring for him...
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act III
Scene III
The living room of the eleventh dorm. Every Super Junior member except for Siwon (who is living with his parents) is gathered at the table, eating breakfast together. It's a tradition for them to do so at their holidays.
LEETEUK
Ahh, it's probably the last time that we're eating all together here, since you guys start working on your new group soon...
Oh, right, now I remember that I still have to make the call to the producers for you irresponsible people. I'll do it after breakfast.
DONGHAE
Thank you once again, hyung. You are saving our asses, really.
LEETEUK
I am. But I don't do this for charity. I expect you all to greatly reward me for doing this.
KYUHYUN
to the still gloomy Eunhyuk
I heard that you got hit by Amor's arrow, Hyukjae.
EUNHYUK
to Ryeowook
You told HIM?!
RYEOWOOK
I... I'm sorry, hyung...
DONGHAE
interested by Eunhyuk's shout
Told him what?
EUNHYUK
confused
Uhm, well...
KYUHYUN
Our dear Eunhyukkie is in love.
DONGHAE
surprised
Oh, really?
turning to Eunhyuk
So that was the thing that was bothering you? Why didn't you just tell me? Who is the lucky girl?
EUNHYUK
Oh... Er... Well... I'm not in love, it's just... a confusion...
KYUHYUN
to Donghae
It's not a confusion, he's in love. Don't listen to him, that's something that people tend to think at first when they're in love.
EUNHYUK
No! How could you possibly know better than me what's going on with me?! Aish!
DONGHAE
smiling
Hm, anyway, congratulations, Hyukkie! I hope you will find your own happiness.
EUNHYUK
...
KYUHYUN
tries hard to hold back his laughter
SHINDONG
whispering to Leeteuk
Psht, did you hear this? Hyukjae's in love! I hope it's with Donghae! And you know what this would mean!
LEETEUK
whispering back
I won't let you win so easily. Even if he is, they still have to get together.
If they don't hurry, my couple is going to outrun them. Just look.
Leeteuk nods his head discreetly at Sungmin and Shindong looks at the pointed person curiously. The boy is eating in silence and calmly but they both notice how he is peeking at Kyuhyun from time to time, with a relaxed expression on his face.
LEETEUK
See? I think there's something going on between them.
SHINDONG
Eh, this means nothing. I could also look at you this way and it would mean nothing at all. These are just innoncent glances, nothing more.
See, now he is looking at Donghae. And now at Hyukkie. Now he's observing Heechul.
And now he's... Oh, hello Sungmin, are you enjoying your breakfast?
SUNGMIN
suspiciously
Are you two bad-mouthing me?
LEETEUK
No, why should we? We were just wondering... well...
pointing at Sungmin's plate
...why you like to eat the sweet pumpkin so much.
SUNGMIN
frowning
Uhm, sure.
HEECHUL
to Yesung
So, tell me how you made it into the new subgroup. Did you use any force on the managers? Did you corrupt them?
Did you threaten to do something to their families or what?
YESUNG
Bwoh?
HEECHUL
Come on, tell me your secret. Why did they take you? Why not me?
YESUNG
...what's going on with you, Heechul?
HEECHUL
Just tell me. I want to know what I am lacking so that they don't want me in the group. Is it about my vocal skills?
Is it because you sing better than me? Is this the reason?
YESUNG
moving a bit aside
...you are scary.
HEECHUL
Don't be so! Give your hyung some information! Be nice to the elder!
YESUNG
Uhm, if you really want to know... I didn't do anything, they just told me that they want me to be in Super Junior L.
HEECHUL
making big eyes
That's it?! It was so easy?!
YESUNG
Well, yeah...
HEECHUL
shaking his head
Unbelievable. So I am busting my balls just to find a way to get into the group and you got accepted by simply doing nothing.
This... is... hurting my pride.
YESUNG
confused
Uhm. Well. I'm sorry?
Scene IV
About an hour later, in Donghae & Leeteuk's room. Donghae is sitting at the desk and checking out his twitter account. Leeteuk comes into the room, holding his phone and a piece of paper.
LEETEUK
Oh, good that you're here. Here, take this.
Leeteuk hands over the paper.
DONGHAE
taking a look at it
What's this?
LEETEUK
I took notes of everything they told me on the phone. You are lucky to have me as the leader because I don't know who else would help you out with it...
Anyway, there's everything you all should know about the subgroup.
I wrote down your whole schedule for the next days, such as when the recording starts and when you will have your first photoshoots, some meetings and so.
DONGHAE
reading the paper carefully
Didn't you make a mistake here?
LEETEUK
I think no, why?
DONGHAE
We have a meeting with the songwriters TODAY?!?!
LEETEUK
Yeah, in an hour and a half, to be precise. Oops, I think you all should get ready then.
DONGHAE
I guess so!!! Oh, thanks god that you made the call so fast. You are the best, Teukie. The best.
LEETEUK
feeling proud
Ahh, come on...
DONGHAE
How can we reward you for this? What do you want, what do you need? Everything for you, everything.
LEETEUK
Well... You could buy me the add-on to 'The Sims 3'...
DONGHAE
raising his eyebrows
'The Sims 3'? Do you even have 'The Sims 3'?
LEETEUK
Not yet but I will get it when I win my bet which I made with Shindong.
DONGHAE
And you are sure you will win this bet?
LEETEUK
lively
Of course! Just don't hang out with Hyukjae too much, ok?
DONGHAE
...?
LEETEUK
Nevermind. I have to go now, the manager is waiting for me. He doesn't give me peace even during my holidays... Have fun at the meeting, good?
DONGHAE
with irony
Oh sure, we will have just as much fun as we had yesterday.
LEETEUK
Yah! But you better listen this time, I won't make any more calls for you!
DONGHAE
Ok, ok, we will. I will tell Ryeowook to listen to them, he's a good boy.
LEETEUK
Ahh, you're hopeless, Donghae, simply hopeless.
Leeteuk walks out of the room and Donghae turns to his laptop again.
DONGHAE
Why is everyone suddenly talking about Hyukkie the whole time? Is it because he's in love?
frowning
And why didn't he tell me first? Is our friendship really dying?
becoming more and more sad
Maybe Hyukkie doesn't like me anymore... Maybe I'm too boring for him...