Super Junior Love [12/?]
Title: Super Junior Love
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene V
The kitchen of the eleventh dorm, the next day. Ryeowook is sitting at the table; his face is covered by tears and he is desperately sobbing into a tissue. In this moment, Yesung enters the room with his laptop in the hand and is surprised by seeing his friend in this state.
YESUNG
My dear goodness, Wookie! Don't cry!
RYEOWOOK
But I- You know... Aaaaahhh!
YESUNG
worried
What? What happened?! Did anyone do something bad to you? Maybe some antis? Or is it one of the members?!
Tell me, Wookie, dear, I will haunt them down for you!
RYEOWOOK
pressing the tissue to his eyes
No, it's- Aish, my eyes hurt so much, ouuuuch...
YESUNG
jumping to Ryeowook and putting a hand on his shoulder
Oh god, you look terrible! Who did this to you, who?!
RYEOWOOK
pointing with his hand somewhere behind his back
Well, the culprit is actually there, behind me...
YESUNG
turning around surprised
Eh? There? But there isn't anyone.
RYEOWOOK
It is! It's, it's... well, can you see the onion lying on the frying pan there?
YESUNG
Yeah...? And?
RYEOWOOK
suggestively
And....!
YESUNG
not understanding
So someone threw the onion at you, or what?
RYEOWOOK
facepalming
NOOOOO, stupid! I was cutting the onion for dinner and that's why I'm tearing up right now. Arghhh!
It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts!!!
YESUNG
skeptical
Nah, don't be kidding me! An onion can't do THIS much to you. You look like shit!
RYEOWOOK
frowning
Well, thank you for the compliment, Sungie...! And yes, apparently an onion CAN do THIS much to you.
My eyes are very sensitive today, I guess... Aish...
YESUNG
This damn onion should feel guilty as hell for doing this to you!
RYEOWOOK
Ah, it's just an onion... Nevermind~
YESUNG
No, not 'nevermind'! Your eyes are as red as my underwear! You'll probably be BLIND in a few minutes!
RYEOWOOK
WHAT? No, I won't, weirdo, it hurts incredibly but I guess this will pass by soon... And wait, what, your underwear is really red?
YESUNG
Want to see it?
RYEOWOOK
Eeeeeew! No, hyung, I believe you now... So, why are you bringing your laptop to the kitchen? You usually don't do this.
YESUNG
Ah, right, that's why I'm here! I want to show you something...
Yesung moves the big mountain of tissues aside and puts the laptop on the table, sits down next to Ryeowook and opens some websites. He's scrolling one page down for a moment, probably wanting to find something. Then, finally, he shouts 'Ha! Found it!' and turns the laptop a bit more in Ryeowooks direction.
YESUNG
Here. Read this. Loud.
RYEOWOOK
Uhm, well... Ok?
lowering his head and staring at the screen; starts reading
"Wow, why did Leeteuk oppa say something like this about Yesung and Ryeowook oppa? They usually don't joke about their couple... It's more like something EunHae would do. Oh, my lovely EunHae <3<3<3 Haha, I'm getting offtopic but anyways, this is surprising!!! I don't know what I should think about this!"
turning his head to Yesung again
Hey, this is EXACTLY what we were expecting! I told you that the fans are used to EunHae jokes but not to ours!
YESUNG
...I know. But read ahead.
RYEOWOOK
reading again
"Well, I think I know the reason for it. Since Super Junior Love is going to start their activities soon-"
Wait, they know about SuJu Love already?! The fans are so fast!
"-I guess it's just part of the fanservice. I wouldn't be surprised if the other couples started to do things like this, too."
...WHAT?
YESUNG
calmly
Read more.
RYEOWOOK
"But I hope it's more than just fanservice! I hope they are really a couple! <3 They are so sweet together. It's a pity they aren't as daring as Heechul on stage. They should show us hot kisses! Hihihi -evil laugh-"
"Not only kisses... Lol."
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
YESUNG
sighs
Yep. Looks like our plan failed. They STILL want us to do more. The fans will never be completely satisfied!
RYEOWOOK
Oh noooo, Sungie, what does this mean?!
YESUNG
Paris?
RYEOWOOK
firmly
Paris!
YESUNG
But no, this is just stupid... I don't really know what to do more now. Maybe it's our fault and we provoked them by Leeteuk's statement even more.
Looks like this fangirls can't be stopped, huh?
RYEOWOOK
Probably... Maybe we should just give up?
YESUNG
And see more and more fanfiction and photomanipulations and things like that?!
RYEOWOOK
Hm, you're right... But hey, we don't need to look at this stuff anyway. Let them create it, we simply shouldn't pay attention to it.
YESUNG
hysterical
But HOW?! This is a plague, Wookie! You can't do anything on the internet without accidentally seeing it!
They are sending me this stuff even on twitter! Ah, this is so gross...
RYEOWOOK
We have to live with it, Sungie. Accept it.
YESUNG
Now everything will get worse because of Super Junior Love. WHY, oh WHY do we have to be in such a subgroup?!
RYEOWOOK
Ahh, come on, it won't be so bad~ Calm down, Yesungie, everything will be ok. Really.
YESUNG
Really?
RYEOWOOK
Really. As long as we can laugh about this crazy fangirls, everything will be fine... But hey!
Why are we discussing such a ridiculous topic when there are more important things to do?!
YESUNG
What do you mean?
RYEOWOOK
Hyukkie! And Donghae! We were supposed to think of how to help them!
YESUNG
Yeah, right... So, do you have any ideas?
RYEOWOOK
Hm, let's see...
Scene VI
The building of SM Entertainment. Leeteuk and Heechul are visiting the managers. The atmosphere seems very serious, though not too official.
HEECHUL
So, well. Both of us, Leeteuk and I, have a thing to discuss with you.
LEETEUK
whispering to Heechul
I haven't. It's your business, I'm only helping you.
HEECHUL
whispering back
Of course it's also your business if you're going to be part of Super Junior Love!
LEETEUK
waves his hand with ignorance
LEAD MANAGER
My ears are wide open to you. What do you need?
LEETEUK
Well, Heechul talked to Hyukjae and... we would like to make some changes in the new subgroup if it's possible.
We thought that it would be better to replace the EunHae couple with us two, the 83line.
HEECHUL
lively
Hyukkie wouldn't admit it in front of the managers and producers but he's really worried about the subgroup and is scared to participate in it!
I see how nervous he's about it... And I think Donghae also doesn't want to be part of it, he told me that he's not good in this fanservice thingy, he said that I'm so much better than him and that he would rather see me in Super Junior Love-
LEETEUK
whispering to Heechul
Stop lying! He never said such a thing!
HEECHUL
Psht psht.
LEAD MANAGER
in deep thoughts
Oh I see, well... Uhm...
HEECHUL
I can assure you that we would be a good replacement for the EunHae couple. I'm not afraid of skinshipping or fanservice at all...
As you can remember, I kissed some people on stage before so I'm perfectly fine with it.
LEETEUK
whispering again
Yah! Try to do this to me and you're dead!
HEECHUL
I hope you will consider my offer. Putting me into the subgroup would surely be a refreshment to it.
I could also be responsible of some gags because right now they don't really have a mood-maker in SuJu Love...
Not that I'm being narcissistic right now, that's not it, it's a fact...
LEETEUK
whispering
You ARE narcissistic.
HEECHUL
hits him lightly, so that the other men wouldn't notice
LEAD MANAGER
Heechul, I'm very thankful to you that you care about the subgroup so much and that you want it to succeed; I appreciate that.
But I'm afraid we have to reject you.
HEECHUL
EH? Am I not good enough for you?
LEAD MANAGER
No, no, that's not it, of course not... It's just that, well, we already announced the subgroup yesterday evening.
The members of Super Junior Love are now official and that's why we can't do any changes anymore.
A change in this moment would only confuse the fans. I'm sorry, Heechul.
Oh and by the way, the subgroup is supposed to have a romantic and sexy image so we don't really need a 'mood-maker' in it.
HEECHUL
nervously
Ah! But I AM able to give it a sexy image!
LEAD MANAGER
...I'm sorry. And besides, we need Donghae and Eunhyuk as the main dancers.
HEECHUL
So just add me and Leeteuk as two new members!
LEAD MANAGER
No, this isn't possible. We can't put almost the whole Super Junior into the subgroup, this is ridiculous.
HEECHUL
falling on his knees
Why, oh why!
LEETEUK
Looks like we have to accept the manager's decision, Heechul. No need to get depressed now...
HEECHUL
WHY!!!
LEAD MANAGER
confused
Heechul, come on, get up from that dirty floor and-
HEECHUL
behaving like a drama queen
I can't! If I can't get accepted into the group, let me just die on the ground like an useless, hated-by-everyone insect!
LEETEUK
hissing
Oh, don't be childish again, Heechul.
HEECHUL
raising his hands to the air
God! How can you be so cruel to me?
LEETEUK
startled
I thought you don't believe in God, Heechul-ah...
HEECHUL
In moments like this, I do! And he's an emotionless terrorist who hates me because I'm too perfect to live in this world! Why, oh why!
LEETEUK
WHAT. Heechul, you idiot, get up and don't embarrass us in front of the staff. Don't be so dramatical, 'k?
HEECHUL
Even my own leader hates me! This is conspiracy! Conspiracy against me! Against 'The' Kim Heechul!
LEETEUK
to the Lead Manager
I'm so sorry, hyung, I have no idea why Heechul is acting like this... Please accept my sincere apology.
LEAD MANAGER
Nah, it's okay, Jungsoo. He is probably just feeling hurt and that's why he's, well... a bit overreacting.
HEECHUL
shouting
May my body burn down in hell, here and now!
LEAD MANAGER
coughing
Ah, well, maybe not 'a bit'. It's rather 'quite a lot'.
LEETEUK
I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry...
Author: Maxime (maxime260)
Pairing: SJ couples: KyuMin (Kyuhyun/Sungmin), HaeHyuk (Donghae/Eunhyuk), YeWook (Yesung/Ryeowook)
Side pairings: 83line (Leeteuk/Heechul), HanChul (Hangeng/Heechul)
Characters: Super Junior
Genre: Comedy, romance
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A new subgroup is being formed and the boys have to deal with daily problems.
Note: I use a rather untypical form of writing: something inspired by theatrical plays. Too much descriptions would kill the humor of this fic.
Act IV
Scene V
The kitchen of the eleventh dorm, the next day. Ryeowook is sitting at the table; his face is covered by tears and he is desperately sobbing into a tissue. In this moment, Yesung enters the room with his laptop in the hand and is surprised by seeing his friend in this state.
YESUNG
My dear goodness, Wookie! Don't cry!
RYEOWOOK
But I- You know... Aaaaahhh!
YESUNG
worried
What? What happened?! Did anyone do something bad to you? Maybe some antis? Or is it one of the members?!
Tell me, Wookie, dear, I will haunt them down for you!
RYEOWOOK
pressing the tissue to his eyes
No, it's- Aish, my eyes hurt so much, ouuuuch...
YESUNG
jumping to Ryeowook and putting a hand on his shoulder
Oh god, you look terrible! Who did this to you, who?!
RYEOWOOK
pointing with his hand somewhere behind his back
Well, the culprit is actually there, behind me...
YESUNG
turning around surprised
Eh? There? But there isn't anyone.
RYEOWOOK
It is! It's, it's... well, can you see the onion lying on the frying pan there?
YESUNG
Yeah...? And?
RYEOWOOK
suggestively
And....!
YESUNG
not understanding
So someone threw the onion at you, or what?
RYEOWOOK
facepalming
NOOOOO, stupid! I was cutting the onion for dinner and that's why I'm tearing up right now. Arghhh!
It hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts!!!
YESUNG
skeptical
Nah, don't be kidding me! An onion can't do THIS much to you. You look like shit!
RYEOWOOK
frowning
Well, thank you for the compliment, Sungie...! And yes, apparently an onion CAN do THIS much to you.
My eyes are very sensitive today, I guess... Aish...
YESUNG
This damn onion should feel guilty as hell for doing this to you!
RYEOWOOK
Ah, it's just an onion... Nevermind~
YESUNG
No, not 'nevermind'! Your eyes are as red as my underwear! You'll probably be BLIND in a few minutes!
RYEOWOOK
WHAT? No, I won't, weirdo, it hurts incredibly but I guess this will pass by soon... And wait, what, your underwear is really red?
YESUNG
Want to see it?
RYEOWOOK
Eeeeeew! No, hyung, I believe you now... So, why are you bringing your laptop to the kitchen? You usually don't do this.
YESUNG
Ah, right, that's why I'm here! I want to show you something...
Yesung moves the big mountain of tissues aside and puts the laptop on the table, sits down next to Ryeowook and opens some websites. He's scrolling one page down for a moment, probably wanting to find something. Then, finally, he shouts 'Ha! Found it!' and turns the laptop a bit more in Ryeowooks direction.
YESUNG
Here. Read this. Loud.
RYEOWOOK
Uhm, well... Ok?
lowering his head and staring at the screen; starts reading
"Wow, why did Leeteuk oppa say something like this about Yesung and Ryeowook oppa? They usually don't joke about their couple... It's more like something EunHae would do. Oh, my lovely EunHae <3<3<3 Haha, I'm getting offtopic but anyways, this is surprising!!! I don't know what I should think about this!"
turning his head to Yesung again
Hey, this is EXACTLY what we were expecting! I told you that the fans are used to EunHae jokes but not to ours!
YESUNG
...I know. But read ahead.
RYEOWOOK
reading again
"Well, I think I know the reason for it. Since Super Junior Love is going to start their activities soon-"
Wait, they know about SuJu Love already?! The fans are so fast!
"-I guess it's just part of the fanservice. I wouldn't be surprised if the other couples started to do things like this, too."
...WHAT?
YESUNG
calmly
Read more.
RYEOWOOK
"But I hope it's more than just fanservice! I hope they are really a couple! <3 They are so sweet together. It's a pity they aren't as daring as Heechul on stage. They should show us hot kisses! Hihihi -evil laugh-"
"Not only kisses... Lol."
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
YESUNG
sighs
Yep. Looks like our plan failed. They STILL want us to do more. The fans will never be completely satisfied!
RYEOWOOK
Oh noooo, Sungie, what does this mean?!
YESUNG
Paris?
RYEOWOOK
firmly
Paris!
YESUNG
But no, this is just stupid... I don't really know what to do more now. Maybe it's our fault and we provoked them by Leeteuk's statement even more.
Looks like this fangirls can't be stopped, huh?
RYEOWOOK
Probably... Maybe we should just give up?
YESUNG
And see more and more fanfiction and photomanipulations and things like that?!
RYEOWOOK
Hm, you're right... But hey, we don't need to look at this stuff anyway. Let them create it, we simply shouldn't pay attention to it.
YESUNG
hysterical
But HOW?! This is a plague, Wookie! You can't do anything on the internet without accidentally seeing it!
They are sending me this stuff even on twitter! Ah, this is so gross...
RYEOWOOK
We have to live with it, Sungie. Accept it.
YESUNG
Now everything will get worse because of Super Junior Love. WHY, oh WHY do we have to be in such a subgroup?!
RYEOWOOK
Ahh, come on, it won't be so bad~ Calm down, Yesungie, everything will be ok. Really.
YESUNG
Really?
RYEOWOOK
Really. As long as we can laugh about this crazy fangirls, everything will be fine... But hey!
Why are we discussing such a ridiculous topic when there are more important things to do?!
YESUNG
What do you mean?
RYEOWOOK
Hyukkie! And Donghae! We were supposed to think of how to help them!
YESUNG
Yeah, right... So, do you have any ideas?
RYEOWOOK
Hm, let's see...
Scene VI
The building of SM Entertainment. Leeteuk and Heechul are visiting the managers. The atmosphere seems very serious, though not too official.
HEECHUL
So, well. Both of us, Leeteuk and I, have a thing to discuss with you.
LEETEUK
whispering to Heechul
I haven't. It's your business, I'm only helping you.
HEECHUL
whispering back
Of course it's also your business if you're going to be part of Super Junior Love!
LEETEUK
waves his hand with ignorance
LEAD MANAGER
My ears are wide open to you. What do you need?
LEETEUK
Well, Heechul talked to Hyukjae and... we would like to make some changes in the new subgroup if it's possible.
We thought that it would be better to replace the EunHae couple with us two, the 83line.
HEECHUL
lively
Hyukkie wouldn't admit it in front of the managers and producers but he's really worried about the subgroup and is scared to participate in it!
I see how nervous he's about it... And I think Donghae also doesn't want to be part of it, he told me that he's not good in this fanservice thingy, he said that I'm so much better than him and that he would rather see me in Super Junior Love-
LEETEUK
whispering to Heechul
Stop lying! He never said such a thing!
HEECHUL
Psht psht.
LEAD MANAGER
in deep thoughts
Oh I see, well... Uhm...
HEECHUL
I can assure you that we would be a good replacement for the EunHae couple. I'm not afraid of skinshipping or fanservice at all...
As you can remember, I kissed some people on stage before so I'm perfectly fine with it.
LEETEUK
whispering again
Yah! Try to do this to me and you're dead!
HEECHUL
I hope you will consider my offer. Putting me into the subgroup would surely be a refreshment to it.
I could also be responsible of some gags because right now they don't really have a mood-maker in SuJu Love...
Not that I'm being narcissistic right now, that's not it, it's a fact...
LEETEUK
whispering
You ARE narcissistic.
HEECHUL
hits him lightly, so that the other men wouldn't notice
LEAD MANAGER
Heechul, I'm very thankful to you that you care about the subgroup so much and that you want it to succeed; I appreciate that.
But I'm afraid we have to reject you.
HEECHUL
EH? Am I not good enough for you?
LEAD MANAGER
No, no, that's not it, of course not... It's just that, well, we already announced the subgroup yesterday evening.
The members of Super Junior Love are now official and that's why we can't do any changes anymore.
A change in this moment would only confuse the fans. I'm sorry, Heechul.
Oh and by the way, the subgroup is supposed to have a romantic and sexy image so we don't really need a 'mood-maker' in it.
HEECHUL
nervously
Ah! But I AM able to give it a sexy image!
LEAD MANAGER
...I'm sorry. And besides, we need Donghae and Eunhyuk as the main dancers.
HEECHUL
So just add me and Leeteuk as two new members!
LEAD MANAGER
No, this isn't possible. We can't put almost the whole Super Junior into the subgroup, this is ridiculous.
HEECHUL
falling on his knees
Why, oh why!
LEETEUK
Looks like we have to accept the manager's decision, Heechul. No need to get depressed now...
HEECHUL
WHY!!!
LEAD MANAGER
confused
Heechul, come on, get up from that dirty floor and-
HEECHUL
behaving like a drama queen
I can't! If I can't get accepted into the group, let me just die on the ground like an useless, hated-by-everyone insect!
LEETEUK
hissing
Oh, don't be childish again, Heechul.
HEECHUL
raising his hands to the air
God! How can you be so cruel to me?
LEETEUK
startled
I thought you don't believe in God, Heechul-ah...
HEECHUL
In moments like this, I do! And he's an emotionless terrorist who hates me because I'm too perfect to live in this world! Why, oh why!
LEETEUK
WHAT. Heechul, you idiot, get up and don't embarrass us in front of the staff. Don't be so dramatical, 'k?
HEECHUL
Even my own leader hates me! This is conspiracy! Conspiracy against me! Against 'The' Kim Heechul!
LEETEUK
to the Lead Manager
I'm so sorry, hyung, I have no idea why Heechul is acting like this... Please accept my sincere apology.
LEAD MANAGER
Nah, it's okay, Jungsoo. He is probably just feeling hurt and that's why he's, well... a bit overreacting.
HEECHUL
shouting
May my body burn down in hell, here and now!
LEAD MANAGER
coughing
Ah, well, maybe not 'a bit'. It's rather 'quite a lot'.
LEETEUK
I'm so, so, so, so, so, so sorry...