[the muscles legacy] > 1.2
Catch up for extra credit:
[ 1.1 ]
Warnings: naughty language and violence against townies. Oh, and themes of WooHoo and stalking. All that good stuff.
Last time on the Muscles Legacy...nothing much happened! :\
Our loveable founder Sens bought a lot and adopted a kitty, Noodle.
Sens: AND I got sprayed by a skunk!
Yes. Yes, you did.
But now it's one o' clock AM. Do you know where your founder is?
Well, mine's at some community lot attempting to cheat at a game of chess against a random townie.
Sens: Look! It's the Jonas Brothers holding a sign with your name on it!
Random Townie: LIKE OMG WHERE?!
What I don't get is why he needs to cheat at the beginning of the game to move a pawn or something. It's almost sad. :\
Meanwhile, Noodle's cutefully having a snack.
Noodle: NOMNOMNOM I LOVE FLOWERS
The dog in the background is debating whether to tell Noodle he just marked those flowers a couple of minutes ago. He then gets distracted by a falling leaf, so Noodle eats on unawares.
Noodle, belly nice and full, goes for a walk but ends up getting lost in the hedge maze. He passes out and wakes up the next morning in a daze.
Noodle: M--mrow?
After Sens logics up enough for PROMOTIONZ the next day, they head back to the camp house. Of course, BANG, let's do the time warp again...it's the night before. I love how that works. :D
The next morning (um...again), Sens gets the mail.
Sens: Ooh, the lid to this box is awfully tasty...oh, hey! There's something inside!
After chipping a tooth on the metal, Sens takes a look at the bills.
Sens: NINETY FUCKING DOLLARS? I live on an empty lot with no electricity or running water!
He tries to flip the mailbox off but doesn't seem to have sufficient motor skills. Ah well, it's the thought that counts.
Random AL Townie: Me-ow.
Sens: Oh, my...
...'kay, so I just wanted to fit in that pose somewhere. Deal with it.
After a morning spent teasing Noodle and watering plants, Sens sees someone apparently very shocking.
Hey, look! It's
katu_sims' Mina Dork!
Sens: :O
Maybe I forgot to turn the face overlay off. Maybe I didn't. Does it matter? D:<
Whatever. They strike up a conversation.
Sens: Hey, have you read Hamlet? I like the scene where it's raining and Hammerz is all 'TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE'...
Mina: OHHH...yes, yes, yes. You know...
Mina: I think Hamlet would have been a lot happier if he had a boat.
Sens: Why?
Mina: Well, he could get out of Denmark, for one thing. It's weird over there. D:
Sens: But he's royalty...he shouldn't have to take a boat...what about a plane?
Mina: No, no, a private jet, ready whenever he wants it...and you know what that means...
Sens and Mina: VACATION! :D
Okay, the dorkiness is multiplying. Evidently, Noodle does not approve of this exchange.
Noodle: Le sigh.
(Yeah, Noodle's French...didn't you know that? D:)
Sens: But keep it on the D-L.
Well, I guess Mina and Sens hit it off pretty well, but Sens shudders whenever he checks her out for some reason. ._.
They totally get along, though.
Sens: LIKE BFFleZ 4EVA, KAYS?
Mina: LOL YUSH.
Just imagine Noodle sighing in the background whenever they say shit like that, okay? I don't want to type it every single time. >_>.
Well, Sens tells Mina to push off asks his guest to leave so he can head to work. Strangely enough, he gets another chance card today as well.
Hells yeah. :D
With his half-day off and sparkly new bonus, Sens decides to do a little construction work at last.
...Oh, lord.
Sens: It's beautiful!
Um...I suppose he tried. o_O
Just to forewarn you, I'm big on the building spam. And hey, look, here comes some now.
The...er, 'entrance' and 'roof'. Just imagine everything else is in quotes, too.
Dartboard from home. I like party games.
Here's the shiny new shower (!) area. I'm no longer afraid of skunks. Moved the bukkit inside, too.
And lastly the computer area! Here's hoping Sens has a stack of batteries for his laptop, because I highly doubt he knew enough to do the wiring.
Sens: ...huh? Wiring?
._. I'm sure he tried his best.
Well, before Sens can have a rubblewarming party, his ex-girlfriend Yuuko Toyoda rings him up and asks him out downtown.
Wellll...to be honest, they WooHooed on a park bench this one time and he just never called her back. His secondary asp is romance, remember?
Whatever. He accepts, just for the hell of it. I'm tired of making him eat lunch meat sandwiches, anyways.
They head on over to the One Twenty Five Cafe, my usual date spot.
Well, not mine...you know what I mean. ._.
Sens: Kiss, kiss, dah-ling.
Yuuko: Kiss, kiss.
She doesn't look even vaguely Asian. It's great. I love my naming template.
Anyways, they head in for a little dinin'.
Sens: HAHA ATTACK OF THE OMELETTE!
Yuuko: :D!
Ah, kids.
...wait, WHAT?
You fell in love over a food fight?
That's...that's just messed.
Sens: Um...I have fangirls...
Actually, Sens, you have a fanelder and a fanboy right there...oh, and Sean there is a fantranny.
...O HAI MINA!
Yukko: Um, Sens...they're all watching us eat...
Sens: Just look at your plate. Avoid any eye contact whatsoever.
Mina: I don't have any fans... :(
That's honestly a blessing, in my opinion.
Mina, however, spends the evening staring at Sens and sipping water. I think Sly might have some competition here.
WARNING!
There's some datespam ahead. D:
Forgive me. It's the first Legacy date.
Skip to the pic of the crowd if offended/bored/disturbed.
It was here I decided it just wasn't meant to be. Weird nose, Yuuko.
Sens: YOOOU...have a strange nose.
Yuuko: I nose. :D
Sens: ...yeah.
Yuuko: Um, Sens...that townie over there appears to be singing Call Me to you.
Sens: Yeah, it's okay. I already have his number.
Um...side note: Sens had a bit of a promiscuous youth. Just pretend he experimented earlier than college. D:
Sens: O bby...I'm not marrying you or anything but your lips are okay.
Yuuko: Mmmhphmmmph.
Apparently Sens is the only one who has mastered talking with his mouth full.
A good hour of this, then...
Sens: :D I LOVE KISSIN'!
Yuuko: Yay! :D
Yuuko: So you said you like your women limp like this, Sens?
(...okay, that was a very lame comment. D: You do better.)
Sens: Um...Yuuko?
Yuuko: Yes, Sens?
Sens: We appear to have a crowd watching us intently. Do you want to go someplace...more quiet?
Yuuko: Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Actually, Sens is just wondering why the hell she brought a skipping rope on their date. He goes with it, though.
Sens: Work those crepes off, bitch! D:<
He's a little pig-headed when he wants to be, if you haven't picked up on that yet.
They make idle small talk while waiting for a cab.
Yuuko: Yeah, I've got a bit of money, I'd say...why do you ask?
I think the way he's staring at the thought bubble is making him rethink not wanting to move her in.
Anyways...
It's just a jump to the left...
Yuuko: Um...this is--
Sens: Don't say it.
And then disaster strikes.
Random Townie: Heheheh...*sneaks up and KICKS OVER THE GARBAGE CAN DX*
Sens: WHAT WAS THAT?
Sens: I'll teach YOU to mess with my trash can!
Random Townie: Oof...
Yuuko: That's so romantic! He's doing it for me~!
Apparently both Sens and Yuuko were born into cultures where it's okay to flip kick women in the stomach.
Okay, I was going to make a pervy comment about how Sens' tent is already pitched. Then I was just going to say that kicking random townies gets Yuuko hot. Then I decided that this is all a little lame, so let's just leave it at that.
I take it this is their idea of foreplay. D:
Sens: Hey, baby, did you save that ice cream from the restaurant?...oh...OH!
Cough, cough.
A random AL townie comes to lurk.
Random AL Townie: Yay, he finally got some! :D
It only took him three days...
Anyways, their date ends. Sens doesn't even kiss her goodbye. Class act.
I love this roof. :)
But then the creepy happens:
DUNDUNDUN.
Sens: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP WATCHING ME SHOWER?
Yuuko: Can I use your bucket?
I think we'll leave it off there. :)
Let's recap: today, Sens got promoted then tried his hand at rubble-building. His former Yuuko asked him downtown, and they showed a gathering crowd the intricacies of tonguing. Mina disapproves, and you just know Noodle does at well. They rolled in around in the tent like creepy forest roaches, then Yuuko creeped him in the shower.
Next time...very likely more of the same.