quoting lines from all those movies that we know...
Talk about classic.
I happened to be rummaging through my bookshelf tonight and I came across an absolute jewel.
4 PAGES OF QUOTES FROM MR. RUSSELL. 4. WHOLE. PAGES.
I am about to wet my pants...these are hillarious. I am bringing them into school tomorrow. Here's a sampling:
"What is the difference between X and XXX? I've never been able to find out."
"What if they could make you feel warm and wet at the same time?"
"Her [Hillary Clinton's] running mate will be her lesbian partner because she will have divorced Bill, and we'll have two women in the White House."
"It's been thirty years since I've had good peaches."
"It's like being circumcised."
"What is Hitler? A thug! Stalin - Thug!"
"Beard will start growing out of your ears."
"It drove my mother nuts when she turned 29 three times."
"Where's my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
"With cheerleaders, the bigger, the better."
"Am I calling you a madam or the madam?"
"I'm going in terms of prostitutes."
"This is not Scarface."
"You need to look at this as a three-dimensional Tic Tac Toe game."
Bear in mind that these are direct quotations from a history teacher at school from my 10th grade year with him. Wow...classic.
I happened to be rummaging through my bookshelf tonight and I came across an absolute jewel.
4 PAGES OF QUOTES FROM MR. RUSSELL. 4. WHOLE. PAGES.
I am about to wet my pants...these are hillarious. I am bringing them into school tomorrow. Here's a sampling:
"What is the difference between X and XXX? I've never been able to find out."
"What if they could make you feel warm and wet at the same time?"
"Her [Hillary Clinton's] running mate will be her lesbian partner because she will have divorced Bill, and we'll have two women in the White House."
"It's been thirty years since I've had good peaches."
"It's like being circumcised."
"What is Hitler? A thug! Stalin - Thug!"
"Beard will start growing out of your ears."
"It drove my mother nuts when she turned 29 three times."
"Where's my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
"With cheerleaders, the bigger, the better."
"Am I calling you a madam or the madam?"
"I'm going in terms of prostitutes."
"This is not Scarface."
"You need to look at this as a three-dimensional Tic Tac Toe game."
Bear in mind that these are direct quotations from a history teacher at school from my 10th grade year with him. Wow...classic.