RIP Billy Crystal

[maxinentwistle]

Like Anthony Michael Hall, I am greatly saddened by the death of Billy Crystal. “rest in piece gentel sole” “only the good die young” “rip” It is undeniable that Brangelina and all of Hollywood will "shit sivah" for the comic

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[alientwistle]

What you don't know is that I threatened to sue them for using my likeness without permission. The producers knew they had a "hit" on their hands, so they offered me the world in exchange for the rights to use my face.

I drove a 'hard bargain' and would only sign in exchange for a night with Pierce Brosnan. Not only did I get 13 minutes of unbridled passion at the honeymoon suite at the Shepherd's Bush Ramada, I also got 60% of his Goldeneye signing bonus as "hush money"! (And yes, technically he could sue me for breach of contract for revealing this now, but that leatherface was mainly worried about his wife finding out and she has long since divorced him and taken half of his money)