Livestock Crossing

Feb 23, 2007 11:50

I have heard rumors that the old cow Allison has followed me on here to lj. I have a history with this woman and she is hated by Who fans everywhere ( Read more... )

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alientwistle February 23 2007, 17:11:06 UTC
How dare you talk about my son, you whore. That dancer traumatized him. The John Entwistle Band had to tour Canada for 6 months just to pay for all his therapy and penicillin.

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Pencillin-- 1 vile? maxinentwistle February 23 2007, 17:29:48 UTC
So I see the rumors are true. You're looking well Allison. Living without a man for over 25 years has been good for you.. You make off like Chris is some broke-ass version of DannieLynn Stern. He was always well taken care by me. And he still sends me Christmas cards with aromatherapy coupons (not my thing--I used my nose enough in the 80s!)

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Re: Pencillin-- 1 vile? alientwistle February 23 2007, 17:44:35 UTC
Look I had the Dade County Health Department track down that dancer, and interesting thing -- she didn't have all of the STDs that he caught during that tour (HMM I WONDER IF IT COULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SHARING CLOSE QUARTERS WITH YOU??). Besides which I am happily remarried, thank you! Betty Townshend introduced me to a wonderful man.

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Re: Pencillin-- 1 vile? maxinentwistle February 23 2007, 17:48:23 UTC
Well the only person I could have gotten an STD from is John. And since he was ultra-monogamous to me all throughout our marriage, he probably got it from you during some sort of desperate hook-up where you lured him with cookies and frosting.

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