Lost 6.11: "Happily Ever After"
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: desmond is spunky for a shot guy
[21:11] dreeaamweaver: he's got swagger, i think that's what the kids would call it.
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: "yeah i have an appointment to me kidnapped"
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: "can't miss it!"
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: be*
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: i love cute preggers claire, also I was SO AFRAID FOR THAT BUNNY
[21:16] dreeaamweaver: i am going to eat really quick but i will be back.
[21:16] SuspiciousCloset: kk
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: awwwww dan went with the piano
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: and widmore and ellie are married! and DRIVESHAFT
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: BUT THERE IS NO PENNEH
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: oh heyyyyyyy it's that whisky REMEMBER THAT
[21:20] SuspiciousCloset: widmore is kind of coming on to des there
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: oh, charlie the hobbit, ths better have something to do with the plot
[21:22] SuspiciousCloset: it looks like des and PENNEH is what it looks like
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: that is not love, that is anoxia
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: charlie the hobbit, you are boring me
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: what a stupid hobbit.
[21:27] SuspiciousCloset: HAND OF NOT PENNEH'S BOAT
[21:27] dreeaamweaver: CHARLINE
[21:27] dreeaamweaver: CHARLIE*
[21:27] dreeaamweaver: WHO IS CHARLINE
[21:28] SuspiciousCloset: i want a beer
[21:28] dreeaamweaver: I DO NOT EVEN KNOW
[21:30] SuspiciousCloset: i am getting concerned about this show
[21:30] dreeaamweaver: why?
[21:30] SuspiciousCloset: like, sidewaysland is nice and all
[21:30] SuspiciousCloset: but have we actually advanced the plot in the last 3 weeks?
[21:30] dreeaamweaver: charlie can see the other side, brotha
[21:30] dreeaamweaver: and so can desmond now
[21:30] dreeaamweaver: so i guess
[21:30] dreeaamweaver: maybe?
[21:31] SuspiciousCloset: i do not know if that is good enough with 5 eps left
[21:31] SuspiciousCloset: oh, tv. all small towns are evil
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: SMALL TOWNS ARE BAD
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: this should be interesting
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: as he goes into a body magnet machine
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: THINGS WILL GO WRONG
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: i bet he will make it explode
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: WAIT
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: PENNEH
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: PENNEH
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: PENNEH
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: WAIT
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: PENNEH
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: LITTLE CHARLIE
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: HEY BROTHA
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: WAIT KOREANS
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: ARE KOREANS IN HOSPITAL
[21:35] SuspiciousCloset: found him
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: PROBABLY
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: AND ALSO KATE FOR SOME REASON?
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: WHO ELSE CAN WE FIT IN THIS HOSPITAL
[21:35] SuspiciousCloset: CLAIRE
[21:35] SuspiciousCloset: OBVS
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: OMG CHARLES DO NOT BE SUCH A DICK.
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: oh wait you can only be a dick?
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: all of the time?
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: Ellie must be some kind of mental in this reality
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: wait will he run into penneh
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: ARE YOU A SOMNAMBULIST BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY DREAMS.
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: that better be dan at the piano
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: OR SHOULD I SAY HALUCINATIONS
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: I love rich badass ellie
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: she looks like my grandma
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: such poofy grandma hair.
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: i want to poof it
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: and i would not want to cross her either
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: OH DO NOT PLAY THE REVEAL MUSIC WE AREN'T DUMB
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: she will stab him with the butter knife!
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: oh he's a brat, right?
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: he's probably a brat.
[21:44] SuspiciousCloset: spoiled brat
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: she's going to KILL HIM.
[21:44] SuspiciousCloset: she will DESTROY him
[21:45] SuspiciousCloset: HI DAN AND YOUR AWFUL MULLET HEAD
[21:45] dreeaamweaver: Uhoh.
[21:45] dreeaamweaver: elloise knows
[21:45] dreeaamweaver: but she has her son in this one
[21:45] SuspiciousCloset: she is that badass
[21:45] dreeaamweaver: and she doesn't kill him
[21:45] SuspiciousCloset: oooooooh ellie knows EVERYTHING
[21:46] dreeaamweaver: yeah SHE KNOWS
[21:46] dreeaamweaver: SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING
[21:46] SuspiciousCloset: she is the man behind the curtain
[21:46] SuspiciousCloset: FUCK i love ellie
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: THANK YOU DAN for introducing THE PLOT
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: YES DAN THANK YOU
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: "WHAT IF WE WERE SOMETHING ELSE AND NOW WE ARE THIS TO ADD TENSION?"
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: YOU DID, DAN. SORT OF.
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: "because i love her in another life, brotha"
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: Eloise knoooooooowwwwws
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: eloise is so smrt.
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: but she has her son now
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: exactly
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: and she lets him to whatever he wants this time
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: and she did not make him to math this time
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: "she's my half-sister. total babe. wanna bang her?"
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: des+penneh=CROSSING THE STREAMS
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: OH NO DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: it's full of staaars
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: what is with dirty tina fey anyway
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: so he saw that whole thing
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: yeah, right?
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: so weird and grimy.
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: at least jin got a few lines this episode
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: jin is handsome. did you see that he is in a remake of hawaii 5 oh
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: SAYID I DO NOT LIKE YOU ANYMORE
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: i bet he is dano.
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: book them, handsome.
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: DO NOT GO WITH HIM, DES
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: DES
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: HE IS PSYCHO AND KIND OF SMOKY
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: I KNOW YOU ARE FEELING ALL HIPPY DIPPY BUT SAYID IS AN EMPTY SHELL OF NOTHING.
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: "hey i know this is creepy but i work for your dad and also i am in love with you in at least two realities"
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: "i've seen your baby, it's cute, let's make it!"
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: you better show up, penneh.
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: PENNEH
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: DON'T FLAKE
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: HE IS THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: nah, she won't. she is into him
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: wait wait wait
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: RIGHTLY SO
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: ONE MINUTE LEFT
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: WHAT FUCKED UP THING HAPPENS
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: SHOW GO FUCK YOURSELF
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: 3 minutes according to my cable
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: don't shoot him, minkowski
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: GOOD NOW I KILL YOU
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: like, kill you
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: or, kill you
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: "we are going to have a MAGNET PARTY"
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: HUGO
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: des is freaky starey
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: HUGO
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: HUGO
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: HUGO
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: LIBBY
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: HUGO
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: MICHAEL
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: ALERT
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: HUGO
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: HUGO IS THE KEYMASTER
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: IS DESMOND THE GATEKEEPER
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: ?
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: ELOISE IS ZUUL
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: Eloise is AWESOME, is what she is.