Lost 6.12: "Everybody Loves Hugo"
[21:20] SuspiciousCloset: okay so my computer has suddenly decided i don't have a wireless connection anymore
[21:21] dreeaamweaver: oh boy!
[21:21] dreeaamweaver: that sounds like my favorite!
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: in fact it has decided there are no wireless connections anywhere near here
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: SO HI
[21:21] dreeaamweaver: HI
[21:22] dreeaamweaver: oh good their numbers are their numbers
[21:22] dreeaamweaver: subtle, lost guys.
[21:22] SuspiciousCloset: hmmmm. des has that scar on his forehead in sideways world
[21:22] dreeaamweaver: also i like that sayid captured desmond
[21:22] dreeaamweaver: idk
[21:22] dreeaamweaver: i wish in sideways world they had eyepatches
[21:23] dreeaamweaver: and goatees.
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: jin could have a sword.
[21:23] dreeaamweaver: that would be GREAT
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: yeah
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: yeah it would.
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: des is awfully forthcoming
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: i think they fried all the gumption out of him
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: he's just a hippy now.
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: also, did you go "pfffff" when that lady blew up?
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: so did ilana blow up while i was messing with my computer?
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: because
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: yes
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: people always blow up when they mess with that dynamite
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: too bad.
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: i liked her.
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: she COMPLETELY blew up
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: this was the conversation
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: she was the anti-kate
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: hurley "this is a bad idea and the dynamite is unstable"
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: "no it's not" KABOOM?
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: ilana: "this is the best idea and you're not my real dad"
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: and yes, then kaboom
[21:30] SuspiciousCloset: Richard is kind of at the end of his rope
[21:31] SuspiciousCloset: Do we know that Smokey can't change people anymore?
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: it's a theory.
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: Libby is sidewaysgirl
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: oh hey it's that guy
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: oh libby
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: i'm so glad we are having some libbytime.
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: she really got screwed
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: yeah, did she drunk drive or something?
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: sidewaysworld is kind of bleeding
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: weirdly, no
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: huhhh
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: jin did though, and he seems to be okay
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: yeah i mean...
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: apparently there is not much to do in hawaii
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: it's the last season
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: except drink
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: and also drive.
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: yeah. surprising.
[21:35] SuspiciousCloset: assuming you don't surf.
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: i think the actor who plays hugo blogs about gardening and stuff
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: so i guess that is an activity.
[21:35] SuspiciousCloset: he does. and i bet that was his dog in the opening too. he blogs about his dog a lot.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: dawwww hurley
[21:36] dreeaamweaver: someone proposed that everybody on the island is a robot except for hurley.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: ......
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: who proposed that?
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: so you think the kid is Jacob or Aaron?
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: OR BOTH
[21:36] dreeaamweaver: IGNORE THE CREEPY SMILING CHILD
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: don't ignore him Des!
[21:36] dreeaamweaver: "how can I, brotha, he's a creepo"
[21:37] SuspiciousCloset: is hurley making this up??
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: i don't even know.
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: hurley, you need to be a little smoother.
[21:38] SuspiciousCloset: hurley is suddenly badass
[21:38] SuspiciousCloset: frank: "naw."
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: hurleyyyy
[21:39] SuspiciousCloset: ben: "I want some more lines!"
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: do not shove him
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: ever
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: do not
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: pls
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: do not
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: des
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: just because you are enlightened and whatever
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: OR DO
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: I MEAN
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: OMG WE ALL CALLED THAT ONE
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: IT IS THE SAME THING I GUESS
[21:57] dreeaamweaver: SHOVING AND NOT SHOVING
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: he'll be fine. he's DESMOND
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: HURLEY <3
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: oh hurley this is probably a bad idea
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: HURLEY IS THE GATEKEEPER
21:58] SuspiciousCloset: did you bring cheese?
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: he is
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: everybody likes cheese
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: you said so
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: EVERYBODY LIKES CHEESE
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: IT IS THE BEST
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: HURLEY IS OUR LEADER NOW
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: also my wireless came back.
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: i don't even.
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: nooooo this is just what smokey WANTS
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: why does the internet
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: wait
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: hate lost
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: will sun see JIN
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: OMG OMG OMG
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: no jin is somewhere else
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: remember?
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: bitch got kidnapped.
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: oh.
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: oh it's a jack moment
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: yaaay
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: right. he's with widmore. sun cannot catch a break
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: SIDEWAYS DES IS DOING IT
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: whatever IT is
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: "hey strange guy in a parked car in the SCHOOL PARKING LOT"
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: I'm glad ben is on the case.
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: Ben is competent
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: "get the fuck out of the parking lot dbag"
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: when BEN thinks you're a creeper
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: NO
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: WHAT
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: NO
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: did he want him to flash sideways?
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: i guess?
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: nice use of the soundtrack from willy wonka
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: What is with the willy wonka thing?
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: the creepiest kids movie ever.
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: idk
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: oh look v is on, yawn.
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: i am
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: i don't even know
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: the cats are about to eat one another
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: my mind is blown
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: MY MIND.
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: <3<3<#<#
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: <3 <3 <3
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: mine too.
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: mine too.