Liveblogging Lost 6.14: "The Candidate"
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: I think you're a candidate
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: *meaningful stare*
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: subtle, lost guys.
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: subtle.
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: "thank you for saving him!"
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: subtle, lost guys
[21:07] SuspiciousCloset: I am starting to think the lost guys are subtle
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: me too.
[21:10] dreeaamweaver: locke always awesomes the fuck out of every episode.
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: i am sorry i did not like you for a long time, locke
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: he's BLUFFING
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: sayid is creepy mccreeperson
[21:12] SuspiciousCloset: but now let us pause for a MEANINGFUL MOMENT with KATE AND SAWYER
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: sayid is souldead mcthousandyardstare
[21:23] dreeaamweaver: SMOKE MONSTER ANGRY
[21:23] dreeaamweaver: SMOKE MONSTER SMASH WHATEVER THIS IS
[21:23] SuspiciousCloset: frank, please don't die
[21:23] dreeaamweaver: fraannnkkkk
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: frank won't die, smokey needs him to fly the plane which is the only reason he's been around this whole time
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: oh good point.
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: smokey's quite clever
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: sumbarine party.
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: sawyer this better be another bluff
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: because you are a dumbass.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: he's mighty squinty
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: thank god for hurley, amirite?
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: also jack stop being an ass.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: hurley > all
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: the island sucks and everybody knows it.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: as if jack was ever /not/ gonna be the new jacob
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: i mean sure
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: tv is stupid
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: it's always been all about jack
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: but the island is dumb and even though i know that he's going to make this call i don't know why.
[21:31] SuspiciousCloset: that is the fakest fake pregnant belly ever
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: I've seen girls liek that, who don't gain any pregnancy weight
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: and just look like a normal girl with a big old belly.
[21:31] SuspiciousCloset: there is big old belly and then there is SPHERICAL BASKETBALL
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: i saw a lady at work today with sort of a pointy pod baby belly.
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: if it plays catch a falling
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: CALLED IT
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: of course it does.
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: show.
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: annnnnd our mirror of the episode
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: when will my reflection showwwww
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: who I ammmm
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: insiiiiddeee
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: theotheruniversewhereweareonanisland
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: he won't leave you behind THIS time!
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: everybody is so much better in sidewaysland
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: except kate
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: does anybody know HOW to drive a submarine?
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: which is a trap, by the way?
[21:34] dreeaamweaver: i know how!
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: you do not
[21:38] SuspiciousCloset: this is going to go badly
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: those weird sirens?
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: explosions?
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: sea cows?
[21:38] SuspiciousCloset: please, there are people on this show who have got shot way worse than WHOASHIT
[21:38] SuspiciousCloset: locke you scamp
[21:39] dreeaamweaver: with all the candidates dead
[21:39] SuspiciousCloset: oh heyyyyy, that thing he said widmore was tryin to do? that he did to you?
[21:39] dreeaamweaver: yes that thing!
[21:39] dreeaamweaver: that exact thing!
[21:46] SuspiciousCloset: poor frank
[21:46] SuspiciousCloset: he is just not even involved in this stupid shit yet he gets dragged all over creation twice
[21:46] dreeaamweaver: noooo
[21:47] dreeaamweaver: noooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:47] dreeaamweaver: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[21:47] dreeaamweaver: come on show stop being such a dick
[21:48] SuspiciousCloset: nooooooooooo SHOW
[21:48] dreeaamweaver: SHOW WHAT THE FUCK
[21:48] dreeaamweaver: noo not the koreans
[21:48] dreeaamweaver: why did it have to be the koreans?
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not the pretty ones
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: koooooreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOW SHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: this is so tense
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: i'm glad justin let me come home early so i can watch everything i love die.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: he KNEW
[21:50] dreeaamweaver: oh that fucker.
[21:50] SuspiciousCloset: i hope you will have words with him
[21:50] dreeaamweaver: i will.
[21:50] dreeaamweaver: i'm going to leave a pissed-off comment on his blog.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: i am going to leave a comment on his blog full of TEARS
[21:51] dreeaamweaver: so are they just going to die together?
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: yes.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: yes they are.
[21:51] dreeaamweaver: ok well i'll be over here crying for the rest of my life.
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: OH GOD SHOW
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: AND NOW, A NICOTINE PATCH COMMERCIAL
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: fuck
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: show
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: SHOW
[21:52] dreeaamweaver: my mom watched that part.
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: "are they on a sinking submarine?"
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: "why is it full of water?"
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: "why are they even on a submarine"
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: "well, everybody's dead."
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: gee thanks mom
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: i noticed.
[21:53] SuspiciousCloset: nice of your mom to alleviate the tension?
[21:53] SuspiciousCloset: i guess?
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: yes
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: i cried a little less.
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: that was HORRIBLE
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: omg
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: i am DESTROYED
[21:54] dreeaamweaver: i mean...
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: that's the worst thing i've seen on tv in awhile
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: that was AWFUL
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: as far as leaving me the saddest.
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: BOTH OF THEM?
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: DYING TOGETHER?
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: and the nicotine patch commercial really didn't help, MOODWISE
[21:55] dreeaamweaver: YES
[21:55] SuspiciousCloset: I HATE THIS SHOW
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: why all these commercials
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: and not lost
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: showing that it was some sort of wacky joke and the world's most beautiful couple are still alive?
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: ok well maybe they are here.
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[21:56] SuspiciousCloset: well, they're not dead sideways?
[21:56] dreeaamweaver: yes that is true.
[21:56] SuspiciousCloset: .....i..... SERIOUSLY, THAT IS NOT ENOUGH
[21:57] SuspiciousCloset: FUCK YOU, SHOW
[21:58] SuspiciousCloset: it's all about YOU isn't it Jack
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: show.
[21:58] dreeaamweaver: show show show.
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: there are things in my eyes AGAIN fuckity
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: oh this is about belief ok great.
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: thanks show
[21:59] dreeaamweaver: go fuck yourself.
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: also a haunting echo of locke's suicide note
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: will they never see eye to eye? *sniff*
[21:59] SuspiciousCloset: but nooooo we have to save fucking KATE and SAWYER?
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: at least hurley is alive.
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: oh HURLEY
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: there is
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: I don't
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: HURLEY
[22:00] dreeaamweaver: is sawyer alive?
[22:00] SuspiciousCloset: *SOB*
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: i don't know, i have sand in my eyes
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: THAT WAS A HORRIBLE EPISODE!
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: my mom is complaining about the show being implausible
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: while i'm sitting here crying.
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: your mom is kind of missing the point
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: she got mad because i tried to explain the smoke monster
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: meanwhile I am yelling things like NO FAIR at my poor roommate
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: and she's sending me to chipotle because she's tired of hearing about it.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: the internet will agree with you.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: because
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: what the hell
[22:04] SuspiciousCloset: the internet is SO backing me on this
[22:04] SuspiciousCloset: what the hell.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: i don't even.
[22:04] SuspiciousCloset: i just.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: ok, i'm going to go eat my feelings.
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: <3<3<3