Liveblogging Lost 6.16: "The End"
So, uh... okay then.
[20:55] dreeaamweaver: ugh i'm a little anxious about this finale
[20:55] SuspiciousCloset: I am skeptical but am attempting to keep an open mind
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i just need to remember to log into aim
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: on days that are not tuesday.
[20:56] SuspiciousCloset: I just need to remember to log into aim, ever. Usually I just hang on skype.
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i can do that.
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i have an skype.
[20:56] SuspiciousCloset: Kate, like you care about Sun and Jin.
[20:57] SuspiciousCloset: Jacob, EVERYBODY is like that you nitwit.
[20:57] dreeaamweaver: why won't this cat sit on me?
[20:57] dreeaamweaver: SIT ON ME, CAT.
[20:58] dreeaamweaver: I AM YOUR MASTER.
[20:58] SuspiciousCloset: cats, man. they are bitches.
[20:58] SuspiciousCloset: And now, back to the important people: white men.
[20:59] dreeaamweaver: yeye white guys.
[20:59] SuspiciousCloset: I kind of went off the edge when we reached the vagina of the island which boys must NEVER ENTER
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: or TERRIBLE THINGS happen
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: okay, Maggie. Here we go.
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: my mom is in here questioning why hurley is still fat.
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: your mom needs to go away for a few hours.
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: but it's my mom i can't order her around.
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: politely request?
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: >:
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: she's quiet now, i'll see how long it lasts.
[21:01] SuspiciousCloset: I do hope You All Everybody is the magic catalyst to unite our timestreams and fix the world
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: ewww body.
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: YOU ALL EVERYBODY
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: YOU ALLLLL EVERYBODY
[21:01] SuspiciousCloset: SING IT WITH ME NOW
[21:02] dreeaamweaver: this is majestic.
[21:02] SuspiciousCloset: The music tells us so.
[21:02] dreeaamweaver: sooo majestic.
[21:02] SuspiciousCloset: it is a SIGNIFICANT EVENT. It is not just a TV episode that is longer than Star Wars.
[21:04] dreeaamweaver: christian shepard is indeed a dumb name.
[21:05] SuspiciousCloset: It is. But if some weirdo busts me out of jail and brings me a dress I don't know if I'm going to go with him
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: i would just escape again.
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: waiiit
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: bad things.
[21:05] SuspiciousCloset: he is like mirror-smokey?
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: bad things, maura, bad things.
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: it might be.
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: You know, we will never have to see Kate again after tonight. I feel okay about that.
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: I do however insist that tv bring us the Miles/Sawyer Buddy Cop Show.
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: THE INTERNET DEMANDS IT.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: well, a glowy lake.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: a glowy lake that glows glowily.
[21:07] SuspiciousCloset: a glowy cave which boys must NEVER ENTER.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: no. GIRLS ONLY.
[21:07] SuspiciousCloset: Sawyer, please don't die. I kinda like you.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: oh hugo.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: Also thank you for that irritating lampshade, writers
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: oh HUGO with the Star Wars DO NOT DIE HUGO.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: my coworker and i think that jack is going to die and hugo will be the new new jacob.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: I'd be okay with that.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: i need lemonade brb.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: Hugo would be the best new Jacob.
[21:09] dreeaamweaver: certainly the cuddliest.
[21:10] SuspiciousCloset: He would not fuck around with testing people.
[21:10] SuspiciousCloset: man, EVERYBODY is in this episode
[21:10] dreeaamweaver: mmm lemonade
[21:10] dreeaamweaver: yes is party.
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: uh
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: Charlie is weirdly hot
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: yes he is
[21:12] SuspiciousCloset: I've never has that thought before
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: D:
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: yay dart!
[21:12] SuspiciousCloset: THAT WAS AWESOME.
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: excellent darting my fine friend.
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: excellent darting indeed.
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: ABC is selling t-shirts with candidates' names crossed out
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: Hurley ftw. Again.
[21:13] dreeaamweaver: ohnoes
[21:13] dreeaamweaver: noooessss.
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: heyyyy those leaked pages WERE real
[21:18] dreeaamweaver: shit this still has MORE THAN TWO HOURS
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: dude we are barely getting started.
[21:19] dreeaamweaver: http://twitpic.com/1p13ng
[21:20] SuspiciousCloset: it took me a second but I lol'd
[21:20] dreeaamweaver: ONE FACE
[21:20] dreeaamweaver: the more i think about it, it's hard for me to watch anything for this long without getting really antsy.
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: Maybe if they hadn't wasted our time with Ab Aeterno and Across the Sea, they wouldn't have to bloat this thing like that
[21:21] dreeaamweaver: MILES
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: I love you Miles. Date me.
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: JULIETTTTT
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: I MISS YOU, COMPETENT LADY DOCTOR
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: nice.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: smooth!
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: that was a subtle flash.
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: see show?
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: you don't need to be an ass all the time.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: okay, show, that fetus is way way too
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: I was going to nitpick but there is something in my eye now
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: me too
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: suddenly i'm fludded with all these emotions
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: must be allergies.
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: I am not used to emotions
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: haha what
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: listen to the colors of the wind
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: i actually giggled when they spoke english.
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BROTHA
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: uhoh.
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: Miles/Richard Buddy Cop show would be okay too
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: or yes?
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: miles/miles budy cop show.
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: win/win
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: have you heard him getting any new projects?
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: FRANK?
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: FRANK IS THAT YOUR SWEET VOICE I HEAR?
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: FRANK!!!!
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: FRANK!
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: JEFF FAHEY LIED TO US AND THAT IS OKAY
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: yes i forgive i forgive.
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: YAY FRANK!
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: I am fond of people named Frank
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: jack is pretty intense.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: locke even looks a ittle like Titus Welliver here
[21:36] dreeaamweaver: if it's throw him into the light it'll just make him double smokey.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: or WILL IT
[21:37] dreeaamweaver: this is how it's going to go down:
[21:37] SuspiciousCloset: hit me.
[21:37] dreeaamweaver: 1. smokey throws desmond into the light, thereby STEALING ALL THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS IN WHOVILLE
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 2. he sneaks back to see how sad they are, BUT HURLEY IS LEADING THEM IN SONG
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 3. his heart, which was previously two sizes two small, GROWS THREE SIZES
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: MAKING IT EXTRA BIG
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 4. happy ending, good job everybody.
[21:40] SuspiciousCloset: NOOOOOO
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: NO GO BACK THAT SCRUFFY MAN IS YOUR DESTINY
[21:40] SuspiciousCloset: HE IS YOUR DENSITY
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: YOU SETTLED
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: YOU SETTLEDDDDD
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: this chat is already up to 7 pages in Word fyi
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: oh yeah, only white men from this point on k
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO LADIES
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO SCRUFFIES
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: NO HISPANIC DUDES
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO FATTIES
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: Hugo is so the real new Jacob
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: Jack is like a decoy
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: i feel like there's less light then there should be.
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: hey glowy island hoo-ha!
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: Well, remember when they threw Sayid in and the guys said the water wasn't clear? Suspect related.
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: and you were there, and you, and you, and you!
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: so desmond is in both places at once.
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: oh it's only 43 minutes in?
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: oh yeah, we are here for the long haul
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: i need more lemonade.
[21:44] SuspiciousCloset: I dub this Freud Cave
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: Freud's Plato's Cave.
[21:48] SuspiciousCloset: hey shannon
[21:48] dreeaamweaver: oh i see.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: shannon was never good enough for sayid.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: that was a really lame little romance
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: it was dumb.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: which you can tell because they have the same three clips to use
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: this is dumb.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: get poor eyebrows off the floor.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: nah, boone can bleed out
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: oh ok he's fine.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: oh gross.
[21:50] dreeaamweaver: in this continuity did he bone his sister?
[21:50] SuspiciousCloset: let's hope not.
[21:50] SuspiciousCloset: the bigger question: in this continuity is he a vampire?
[21:51] dreeaamweaver: no that's dumb.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: don't shoot richard, claire. that would suck.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: oh, it's a WET cave. How'd I even miss that?
[21:52] dreeaamweaver: this seems like a shitty plan.
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: it is less a plan and more of a "plan"
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: but Des is wet, and I can work with that
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: by the way there's a bunch of gold down there.
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: THE GOLD OF ONE MILLION PIRATES!
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: also? Goonies.
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: when will charlie see claire?
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: OH RIGHT NOW
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: NICE
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: it's the eyeliner. the eyeliner is hot.
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: yeah it's a good look
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: this is really sweet
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: she's so pretty
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: i'm flooded with emotions
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: desmond: "excellent."
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: *steeples fingers*
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: waht is down here
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: i am excited.
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: a lot of phallic rock formations.
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: OH NO BOYFRIEND IS WATCHING DESPITE NOT BEING CAUGHT UP
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: STOP WATCHING
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: STOP HIM
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: he watched the recap
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: his favorite character is charlie
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: HEY THAT WAS THERE FOR A REASON
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: yes, des. go to the STONE PILLAR in the POOL OF WATER
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: NOW ALL THE LIGHT IS GOING TO DRAIN OUT OF THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: I can't help it, it's not even SUBTEXT
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: Nice job breaking it, hero
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: eeeeeee
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: wait weren't we suposed to not let the cork out of the wine bottle?
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: shit jack you have the worst plans.
[22:04] SuspiciousCloset: dude, we've only been down an hour of this
[22:23] SuspiciousCloset: jack+smokey+shakycam. three enter, one leaves. i hope it is not shakycam.
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: yeah i hope shakycam bites it hard.
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: nooo
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: jack
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: why did you have to die like we guessed you would.
[22:23] SuspiciousCloset: owwwwwwwww gut wound too
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: haha kate
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: finally you do something useful
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: that's once.
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: that's kind of sad though
[22:24] SuspiciousCloset: sooooo they both die?
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: dude never got to leave the island.
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: wait
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: the end of lost is...
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: rocks fall, everybody dies?
[22:24] SuspiciousCloset: yeah, I was kind of sympathetic to smokey there except we still don't know WHAT THE HELL
[22:25] SuspiciousCloset: HE WAS TRYING TO DO
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: is this locke or smokey
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: i am concerned.
[22:26] SuspiciousCloset: it's Locke
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: yeah it's locke and i'm crying again.
[22:27] SuspiciousCloset: I am putting my eye doctor on speed dial cause this is getting out of control
[20:55] dreeaamweaver: ugh i'm a little anxious about this finale
[20:55] SuspiciousCloset: I am skeptical but am attempting to keep an open mind
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i just need to remember to log into aim
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: on days that are not tuesday.
[20:56] SuspiciousCloset: I just need to remember to log into aim, ever. Usually I just hang on skype.
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i can do that.
[20:56] dreeaamweaver: i have an skype.
[20:56] SuspiciousCloset: Kate, like you care about Sun and Jin.
[20:57] SuspiciousCloset: Jacob, EVERYBODY is like that you nitwit.
[20:57] dreeaamweaver: why won't this cat sit on me?
[20:57] dreeaamweaver: SIT ON ME, CAT.
[20:58] dreeaamweaver: I AM YOUR MASTER.
[20:58] SuspiciousCloset: cats, man. they are bitches.
[20:58] SuspiciousCloset: And now, back to the important people: white men.
[20:59] dreeaamweaver: yeye white guys.
[20:59] SuspiciousCloset: I kind of went off the edge when we reached the vagina of the island which boys must NEVER ENTER
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: or TERRIBLE THINGS happen
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: okay, Maggie. Here we go.
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: my mom is in here questioning why hurley is still fat.
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: your mom needs to go away for a few hours.
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: but it's my mom i can't order her around.
[21:00] SuspiciousCloset: politely request?
[21:00] dreeaamweaver: >:
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: she's quiet now, i'll see how long it lasts.
[21:01] SuspiciousCloset: I do hope You All Everybody is the magic catalyst to unite our timestreams and fix the world
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: ewww body.
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: YOU ALL EVERYBODY
[21:01] dreeaamweaver: YOU ALLLLL EVERYBODY
[21:01] SuspiciousCloset: SING IT WITH ME NOW
[21:02] dreeaamweaver: this is majestic.
[21:02] SuspiciousCloset: The music tells us so.
[21:02] dreeaamweaver: sooo majestic.
[21:02] SuspiciousCloset: it is a SIGNIFICANT EVENT. It is not just a TV episode that is longer than Star Wars.
[21:04] dreeaamweaver: christian shepard is indeed a dumb name.
[21:05] SuspiciousCloset: It is. But if some weirdo busts me out of jail and brings me a dress I don't know if I'm going to go with him
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: i would just escape again.
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: waiiit
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: bad things.
[21:05] SuspiciousCloset: he is like mirror-smokey?
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: bad things, maura, bad things.
[21:05] dreeaamweaver: it might be.
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: You know, we will never have to see Kate again after tonight. I feel okay about that.
[21:06] SuspiciousCloset: I do however insist that tv bring us the Miles/Sawyer Buddy Cop Show.
[21:06] dreeaamweaver: THE INTERNET DEMANDS IT.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: well, a glowy lake.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: a glowy lake that glows glowily.
[21:07] SuspiciousCloset: a glowy cave which boys must NEVER ENTER.
[21:07] dreeaamweaver: no. GIRLS ONLY.
[21:07] SuspiciousCloset: Sawyer, please don't die. I kinda like you.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: oh hugo.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: Also thank you for that irritating lampshade, writers
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: oh HUGO with the Star Wars DO NOT DIE HUGO.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: my coworker and i think that jack is going to die and hugo will be the new new jacob.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: I'd be okay with that.
[21:08] dreeaamweaver: i need lemonade brb.
[21:08] SuspiciousCloset: Hugo would be the best new Jacob.
[21:09] dreeaamweaver: certainly the cuddliest.
[21:10] SuspiciousCloset: He would not fuck around with testing people.
[21:10] SuspiciousCloset: man, EVERYBODY is in this episode
[21:10] dreeaamweaver: mmm lemonade
[21:10] dreeaamweaver: yes is party.
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: uh
[21:11] SuspiciousCloset: Charlie is weirdly hot
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: yes he is
[21:12] SuspiciousCloset: I've never has that thought before
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: D:
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: yay dart!
[21:12] SuspiciousCloset: THAT WAS AWESOME.
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: excellent darting my fine friend.
[21:12] dreeaamweaver: excellent darting indeed.
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: ABC is selling t-shirts with candidates' names crossed out
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: Hurley ftw. Again.
[21:13] dreeaamweaver: ohnoes
[21:13] dreeaamweaver: noooessss.
[21:13] SuspiciousCloset: heyyyy those leaked pages WERE real
[21:18] dreeaamweaver: shit this still has MORE THAN TWO HOURS
[21:19] SuspiciousCloset: dude we are barely getting started.
[21:19] dreeaamweaver: http://twitpic.com/1p13ng
[21:20] SuspiciousCloset: it took me a second but I lol'd
[21:20] dreeaamweaver: ONE FACE
[21:20] dreeaamweaver: the more i think about it, it's hard for me to watch anything for this long without getting really antsy.
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: Maybe if they hadn't wasted our time with Ab Aeterno and Across the Sea, they wouldn't have to bloat this thing like that
[21:21] dreeaamweaver: MILES
[21:21] SuspiciousCloset: I love you Miles. Date me.
[21:24] dreeaamweaver: JULIETTTTT
[21:24] SuspiciousCloset: I MISS YOU, COMPETENT LADY DOCTOR
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: nice.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: smooth!
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: that was a subtle flash.
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: see show?
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: you don't need to be an ass all the time.
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: okay, show, that fetus is way way too
[21:25] SuspiciousCloset: I was going to nitpick but there is something in my eye now
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: me too
[21:25] dreeaamweaver: suddenly i'm fludded with all these emotions
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: must be allergies.
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: I am not used to emotions
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: haha what
[21:26] SuspiciousCloset: listen to the colors of the wind
[21:26] dreeaamweaver: i actually giggled when they spoke english.
[21:31] dreeaamweaver: SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BROTHA
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: uhoh.
[21:32] SuspiciousCloset: Miles/Richard Buddy Cop show would be okay too
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: or yes?
[21:32] dreeaamweaver: miles/miles budy cop show.
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: win/win
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: have you heard him getting any new projects?
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: FRANK?
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: FRANK IS THAT YOUR SWEET VOICE I HEAR?
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: FRANK!!!!
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: FRANK!
[21:33] SuspiciousCloset: JEFF FAHEY LIED TO US AND THAT IS OKAY
[21:33] dreeaamweaver: yes i forgive i forgive.
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: YAY FRANK!
[21:34] SuspiciousCloset: I am fond of people named Frank
[21:35] dreeaamweaver: jack is pretty intense.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: locke even looks a ittle like Titus Welliver here
[21:36] dreeaamweaver: if it's throw him into the light it'll just make him double smokey.
[21:36] SuspiciousCloset: or WILL IT
[21:37] dreeaamweaver: this is how it's going to go down:
[21:37] SuspiciousCloset: hit me.
[21:37] dreeaamweaver: 1. smokey throws desmond into the light, thereby STEALING ALL THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS IN WHOVILLE
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 2. he sneaks back to see how sad they are, BUT HURLEY IS LEADING THEM IN SONG
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 3. his heart, which was previously two sizes two small, GROWS THREE SIZES
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: MAKING IT EXTRA BIG
[21:38] dreeaamweaver: 4. happy ending, good job everybody.
[21:40] SuspiciousCloset: NOOOOOO
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: NO GO BACK THAT SCRUFFY MAN IS YOUR DESTINY
[21:40] SuspiciousCloset: HE IS YOUR DENSITY
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: YOU SETTLED
[21:40] dreeaamweaver: YOU SETTLEDDDDD
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: this chat is already up to 7 pages in Word fyi
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: oh yeah, only white men from this point on k
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO LADIES
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO SCRUFFIES
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: NO HISPANIC DUDES
[21:41] dreeaamweaver: NO FATTIES
[21:41] SuspiciousCloset: Hugo is so the real new Jacob
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: Jack is like a decoy
[21:42] dreeaamweaver: i feel like there's less light then there should be.
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: hey glowy island hoo-ha!
[21:42] SuspiciousCloset: Well, remember when they threw Sayid in and the guys said the water wasn't clear? Suspect related.
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: and you were there, and you, and you, and you!
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: so desmond is in both places at once.
[21:43] dreeaamweaver: oh it's only 43 minutes in?
[21:43] SuspiciousCloset: oh yeah, we are here for the long haul
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: i need more lemonade.
[21:44] SuspiciousCloset: I dub this Freud Cave
[21:44] dreeaamweaver: Freud's Plato's Cave.
[21:48] SuspiciousCloset: hey shannon
[21:48] dreeaamweaver: oh i see.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: shannon was never good enough for sayid.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: that was a really lame little romance
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: it was dumb.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: which you can tell because they have the same three clips to use
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: this is dumb.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: get poor eyebrows off the floor.
[21:49] SuspiciousCloset: nah, boone can bleed out
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: oh ok he's fine.
[21:49] dreeaamweaver: oh gross.
[21:50] dreeaamweaver: in this continuity did he bone his sister?
[21:50] SuspiciousCloset: let's hope not.
[21:50] SuspiciousCloset: the bigger question: in this continuity is he a vampire?
[21:51] dreeaamweaver: no that's dumb.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: don't shoot richard, claire. that would suck.
[21:51] SuspiciousCloset: oh, it's a WET cave. How'd I even miss that?
[21:52] dreeaamweaver: this seems like a shitty plan.
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: it is less a plan and more of a "plan"
[21:52] SuspiciousCloset: but Des is wet, and I can work with that
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: by the way there's a bunch of gold down there.
[21:53] dreeaamweaver: THE GOLD OF ONE MILLION PIRATES!
[21:54] SuspiciousCloset: also? Goonies.
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: when will charlie see claire?
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: OH RIGHT NOW
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: NICE
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: it's the eyeliner. the eyeliner is hot.
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: yeah it's a good look
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: this is really sweet
[22:01] SuspiciousCloset: she's so pretty
[22:01] dreeaamweaver: i'm flooded with emotions
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: desmond: "excellent."
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: *steeples fingers*
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: waht is down here
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: i am excited.
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: a lot of phallic rock formations.
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: OH NO BOYFRIEND IS WATCHING DESPITE NOT BEING CAUGHT UP
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: STOP WATCHING
[22:02] SuspiciousCloset: STOP HIM
[22:02] dreeaamweaver: he watched the recap
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: his favorite character is charlie
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: HEY THAT WAS THERE FOR A REASON
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: yes, des. go to the STONE PILLAR in the POOL OF WATER
[22:03] dreeaamweaver: NOW ALL THE LIGHT IS GOING TO DRAIN OUT OF THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: I can't help it, it's not even SUBTEXT
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: Nice job breaking it, hero
[22:03] SuspiciousCloset: eeeeeee
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: wait weren't we suposed to not let the cork out of the wine bottle?
[22:04] dreeaamweaver: shit jack you have the worst plans.
[22:04] SuspiciousCloset: dude, we've only been down an hour of this
[22:23] SuspiciousCloset: jack+smokey+shakycam. three enter, one leaves. i hope it is not shakycam.
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: yeah i hope shakycam bites it hard.
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: nooo
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: jack
[22:23] dreeaamweaver: why did you have to die like we guessed you would.
[22:23] SuspiciousCloset: owwwwwwwww gut wound too
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: haha kate
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: finally you do something useful
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: that's once.
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: that's kind of sad though
[22:24] SuspiciousCloset: sooooo they both die?
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: dude never got to leave the island.
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: wait
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: the end of lost is...
[22:24] dreeaamweaver: rocks fall, everybody dies?
[22:24] SuspiciousCloset: yeah, I was kind of sympathetic to smokey there except we still don't know WHAT THE HELL
[22:25] SuspiciousCloset: HE WAS TRYING TO DO
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: is this locke or smokey
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: i am concerned.
[22:26] SuspiciousCloset: it's Locke
[22:26] dreeaamweaver: yeah it's locke and i'm crying again.
[22:27] SuspiciousCloset: I am putting my eye doctor on speed dial cause this is getting out of control