Liveblogging Lost 6.16: "The End"

May 24, 2010 00:04

Continuing Okay Then! Keamy speaks for me, which is rare.



[22:32] dreeaamweaver: yay another hour of this stuff.
[22:32] SuspiciousCloset: what about Ben?
[22:33] SuspiciousCloset: excuse me, Ms. Paik, but your husband is gorgeous
[22:33] dreeaamweaver: "you koreans are creepy"
[22:33] dreeaamweaver: "stop smiling"
[22:33] SuspiciousCloset: "hey detective, we are totally bffs in the alternate universe!"
[22:33] dreeaamweaver: where are they going? to the sunken island?
[22:33] SuspiciousCloset: to the concert!
[22:34] dreeaamweaver: but desmond keeps on saying they are leaving
[22:34] dreeaamweaver: i think they are only remembering the nice things about the island and not the shitty parts where THEY DIE
[22:34] SuspiciousCloset: Miles is going to fix the jetliner with DUCT TAPE I LOVE HIM
[22:34] SuspiciousCloset: soooooo Ben's okay, then
[22:35] SuspiciousCloset: Kate, could you think about somebody other than Kate for two seconds
[22:35] SuspiciousCloset: are they gonna kiss?
[22:35] dreeaamweaver: her spinoff is "kate loves kate"
[22:35] SuspiciousCloset: awwww Ben
[22:36] dreeaamweaver: i like this teamup.
[22:36] SuspiciousCloset: hey, suddenly my eyes are TOTALLY DRY.
[22:36] dreeaamweaver: IN ANOTHER LIFE BROTHA
[22:36] dreeaamweaver: eww don't eat his face kate.
[22:36] dreeaamweaver: i am unimpressed.
[22:36] SuspiciousCloset: sawyer: "I totally boned her, you know"
[22:37] dreeaamweaver: i forget that they were an item off the island.
[22:37] dreeaamweaver: because i really don't care about kate.
[22:37] SuspiciousCloset: I forget this also. I have repressed it

[22:42] SuspiciousCloset: Miles really, really needs to go out with me, Maggie.
[22:42] SuspiciousCloset: okay, in real life they woud die so hard
[22:43] SuspiciousCloset: sawyer, she just did what you TOLD her to do, don't yell at her

[22:45] SuspiciousCloset: YOU TWO SHOULD GO GET COFFEE SOMETIME
[22:45] SuspiciousCloset: OMG OMG OMG
[22:45] dreeaamweaver: OMG
[22:45] dreeaamweaver: OMG OMG OMG
[22:45] dreeaamweaver: THE UNIVERSIE
[22:45] SuspiciousCloset: SMILING SO HARD
[22:45] SuspiciousCloset: ALSO CRYING
[22:45] dreeaamweaver: IT IS BEAUTIFUL
[22:46] SuspiciousCloset: omggggggggggggggg
[22:46] dreeaamweaver: this episode is just geared towards making me cry
[22:46] SuspiciousCloset: HOORAY HOORAY
[22:46] SuspiciousCloset: I am such a sap
[22:46] SuspiciousCloset: okay pretty much no matter how much the rest of this show sucks I am okay
[22:47] dreeaamweaver: yeah, right?
[22:47] dreeaamweaver: ugh, show, i am running out of tears.

[22:54] dreeaamweaver: rocks are falling people are dying it's sad.
[22:54] dreeaamweaver: no hugo
[22:54] dreeaamweaver: hugooo
[22:54] SuspiciousCloset: oh hugo
[22:54] SuspiciousCloset: we called that one
[22:54] dreeaamweaver: yeah
[22:55] dreeaamweaver: still sad tho
[22:55] SuspiciousCloset: yeah
[22:55] SuspiciousCloset: sad hurley is sad
[22:55] SuspiciousCloset: sad hurley makes me sad
[22:56] dreeaamweaver: doesn't he have to say something in latin?
[22:56] dreeaamweaver: or is it just the intent of passing it on?
[22:58] SuspiciousCloset: I don't think Jack speaks Latin
[22:59] dreeaamweaver: crying, just all the time.
[22:59] dreeaamweaver: come on claire get on the fucking thing.
[23:00] SuspiciousCloset: crying: a family tradition
[23:00] dreeaamweaver: crying and pouting.
[23:00] dreeaamweaver: crying and pouting.
[23:00] SuspiciousCloset: motherhood: the only thing that makes ladies worthwhile
[23:01] dreeaamweaver: it's true.
[23:01] dreeaamweaver: motherhood and general dude fucking.
[23:02] SuspiciousCloset: but only for purposes of later motherhood
[23:02] SuspiciousCloset: yes, jack. put the shaft in the hole. jesus.
[23:02] SuspiciousCloset: Nobody can tell me this is not INTENTIONAL

[23:03] dreeaamweaver: i'm about to have a heart attack
[23:04] dreeaamweaver: pwhhagjhssssshhh i can breathe now.
[23:04] SuspiciousCloset: I actually gasped. I am such a weirdo loser
[23:04] SuspiciousCloset: also YAY FRANK
[23:04] dreeaamweaver: yay frank, not dead.
[23:04] SuspiciousCloset: I forgive Jeff Fahey for lying, the bastard
[23:04] dreeaamweaver: jack maybe shove it down some more.
[23:04] SuspiciousCloset: maybe pump it a few times
[23:05] dreeaamweaver: jack get out of the magic thing.
[23:05] dreeaamweaver: WHAT IS IT DOWN THERE
[23:05] dreeaamweaver: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS DOWN THERE
[23:05] dreeaamweaver: WHY WERE THE EGYPTIANS THERE
[23:05] SuspiciousCloset: I don't know but it is extremely and, I have to believe, intentionally Freudian
[23:06] SuspiciousCloset: I don't know. What's Smokey's real name? And other questions that aren't that important and are best answered by fanfiction

[23:11] dreeaamweaver: is this eloise's church?
[23:11] SuspiciousCloset: I think it must be
[23:12] SuspiciousCloset: Ben can't go in :(
[23:12] dreeaamweaver: "sorry about that time i killed you, luckily we are at this church so you can absolve me."
[23:12] dreeaamweaver: :(
[23:12] dreeaamweaver: but i want him to.
[23:12] dreeaamweaver: because at the end of the day...everybody loves ben.
[23:12] SuspiciousCloset: Ben will take care of Alex
[23:13] dreeaamweaver: that's good
[23:13] dreeaamweaver: but what about locke's fiance?
[23:13] dreeaamweaver: she's super nice
[23:13] SuspiciousCloset: she is, and also she is Leela
[23:13] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[23:13] dreeaamweaver: i love futurama.
[23:15] SuspiciousCloset: "hurley, can I work for you now?"
[23:15] SuspiciousCloset: "I have excellent qualifications"
[23:15] dreeaamweaver: yay
[23:15] dreeaamweaver: YAY
[23:15] SuspiciousCloset: YAY!
[23:15] dreeaamweaver: "I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE"
[23:15] SuspiciousCloset: this is all unexpectedly satisfying, I have to say
[23:15] dreeaamweaver: "FOR A PSEUDOGOD LIKE YOU HURLEY"

[23:16] dreeaamweaver: what is going on
[23:16] SuspiciousCloset: "you *were* a good #2?"
[23:16] dreeaamweaver: yeah like...
[23:16] dreeaamweaver: idk how much they know
[23:16] SuspiciousCloset: we got 15 minutes to work this out, whatever it is
[23:17] SuspiciousCloset: Kate, you are not dressed appropriately for a funeral
[23:17] dreeaamweaver: is it aliens?

[23:18] dreeaamweaver: oh look an angel
[23:18] dreeaamweaver: jesusvishnu
[23:18] SuspiciousCloset: I look forward to one last chance to use my Keamy "this show is giving me a headache" icon
[23:19] dreeaamweaver: i'm afraid something is going to pop out of that coffin.
[23:20] SuspiciousCloset: yes, jack, you are the bestest specialest snowflake on the whole show
[23:21] dreeaamweaver: you can't see me but I am like >:/
[23:21] SuspiciousCloset: are they all dead?
[23:21] dreeaamweaver: is this heaven...
[23:21] SuspiciousCloset: No, it's Iowa
[23:21] dreeaamweaver: D:
[23:21] SuspiciousCloset: oh christ, they're ALL DEAD WHAT THE HELL
[23:21] dreeaamweaver: oh show
[23:21] dreeaamweaver: really
[23:21] SuspiciousCloset: really ,show?
[23:22] SuspiciousCloset: I am here to take back that "surprisingly satisfying"
[23:22] dreeaamweaver: IS THIS THE WAY YOU'RE GOING TO TREAT ME, SHOW?
[23:22] SuspiciousCloset: they're all dead except Ben?

[23:22] SuspiciousCloset: and what about the plane people? they're just plane people right? cause they're not here?
[23:23] dreeaamweaver: I AM
[23:23] SuspiciousCloset: what
[23:23] dreeaamweaver: I AM SOMETHING
[23:23] SuspiciousCloset: I TOO AM SOMETHING.
[23:23] dreeaamweaver: WE ARE IN MULTIDENOMINATIONAL HEAVEN SIR
[23:24] SuspiciousCloset: whaaaaaaaaaat
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: so wait
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: is the baby dead
[23:24] SuspiciousCloset: wait, what
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: who is dead
[23:24] SuspiciousCloset: Jack is dead
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: i mean baby charlie is there
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: ok but
[23:24] SuspiciousCloset: well, like Christian said, not everybody died /before/ Jack
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: that's true
[23:24] dreeaamweaver: some died after
[23:25] dreeaamweaver: but i want to know what happened BEFORE THEY DIED
[23:25] SuspiciousCloset: Got me, man
[23:25] SuspiciousCloset: but I hope when I die it's not a bunch of people milling around a church
[23:25] dreeaamweaver: and what is the light?
[23:25] dreeaamweaver: why were the egyptians there?
[23:25] SuspiciousCloset: forget the egyptians, they are not important
[23:25] dreeaamweaver: so the other dimension was like purgatory
[23:25] SuspiciousCloset: forget the Dharma Initiative for that matter
[23:25] dreeaamweaver: or something
[23:26] SuspiciousCloset: no, I think the island was real
[23:26] dreeaamweaver: yes jack go back to the bamboo and die nice job buddy.
[23:26] SuspiciousCloset: it's FULL CIRCLE

[23:26] SuspiciousCloset: I hope baby aaron is not stuck being a baby in the afterlife, cause COME ON
[23:27] SuspiciousCloset: I think the island was real, and Frank/Richard/Miles/etc. got off it in the normal fashion
[23:27] dreeaamweaver: church: like a plane but to heaven?
[23:27] SuspiciousCloset: and this is just Jack dying :P
[23:27] dreeaamweaver: hi vincent.
[23:28] SuspiciousCloset: but Hugo will still be there
[23:28] SuspiciousCloset: and so will Vincent because he is a good dog
[23:28] dreeaamweaver: vincent is a good dog.
[23:28] SuspiciousCloset: the light is ALL GOODNESS IN THE WORLD
[23:28] dreeaamweaver: still crying though.
[23:29] SuspiciousCloset: And there we have it
[23:29] dreeaamweaver: still confused.
[23:30] SuspiciousCloset: when Hugo took over the island I guess he ran it a little differently
[23:30] dreeaamweaver: and i'm tempted to stay up for jimmy kimmel.
[23:30] dreeaamweaver: yeah it was all hugs and rainbows.
[23:31] SuspiciousCloset: so what the hell WAS sidewaysworld?
[23:31] dreeaamweaver: >:
[23:31] dreeaamweaver: i don't even know.
[23:31] dreeaamweaver: i feel like i need to process this.
[23:32] SuspiciousCloset: I feel like I'm sorry I didn't drink during this episode
[23:32] SuspiciousCloset: I can't even imagine what your mom thinks
[23:34] dreeaamweaver: she left early on thank god
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: ok i'm going to switch computers.
[23:35] SuspiciousCloset: how am I supposed to go to sleep now?
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: idk i'm going to go watch "adventure time" upstairs to make me happy again.
[23:35] SuspiciousCloset: you do that
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: i will.
[23:35] SuspiciousCloset: it has been a pleasure sharing this wackmobile time with you
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: >:
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: yes.
[23:35] SuspiciousCloset: ):
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: oh lost.
[23:35] SuspiciousCloset: Oh show.
[23:35] dreeaamweaver: AND THE POLAR BEARS
[23:36] dreeaamweaver: I AM STILL NOT SATISFIED.
[23:36] dreeaamweaver: /ragequit.

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