my new job title or zesting up boring job titles

[maxinethefencer]

ok this is my new job title instead of marine biologist and scuba diver I am:

The Obtusively Diplomatic Aquatic overlord and Self Proclaimed Ruler of all that is Fathomless in The Swirling Tornado OF Fathomless sea

Comments

[rillip]

nice.

oooh me next!

[wakeupstrong]

how would you describe my job titles?? so far i go as a cell phone hell representative and a party coordinator (party room cleaner). i want cool names though.