97. 5 times Yamada and Daiki drew on JUMP's faces while they were asleep (HSJ-thon)
Title: 97. 5 times Yamada and Daiki drew on JUMP's faces while they were asleep
Pairing: The few mentions of Hikato + Yamabu + Yamajima + TakaChii?!
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap.
Notes: My first attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I fail BADLY. Oh, and I kinda rushed at #4&5 because it's 1.10 AM. Unbeta'd. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here.
Disclaimer: Plot belongs me, I guess. Maybe. I don't know. Do you? (:
1. It was just so tempting!
JUMP had just finished their practice, but they still had work in a few more hours time. While Yabu had went MIA, with Shoon most probably. Most of the JUMP members had fallen asleep right on spot. Well.. MOST of them.
Yamada was fiddling with his pen, staring at his homework laid out in front of him. Sure he was smart, but even he doesn't get everything straight away. Daiki was sitting on a chair beside him with a box of pocky in hand and a few dozens more on the table. He was helping Yamada with his work, though Yamada knew he could get the answer wrong even without Daiki's help.
Between fiddling with his pen, and glancing at the other members, especially Hikaru who seemed to have a wide grin, laughing at some moments, calling out Keito's name, but let's just skip that part. A brilliant plan hit his head. Daiki noticed the mischievous grin on Yamada's face.
"I wonder if the members would ever thought of wanting a new look," Yamada chuckled, as he got up from his seat, as quietly as possible. "Oh.. I thought he was planning a Yamajima moment.." Daiki watched as Yamada sneaked over to Inoo. "What're you doing?" Daiki asked, curiously, taking a bite out of his pocky.
Yamada signaled him to keep quiet, as he crouched down beside Inoo who laid down on the couch with his face exposed to the world. After a few seconds of scribbling on Inoo's face with his pen, Yamada sniffled his laughter, as Daiki pumped on his chest after chocking on his pocky. Inoo now had one long and thick eyebrow drawn on his forehead, and his nose seemed to be growing grass on the side, and across his cheek.
"What's with the grass?" Daiki chortled as he tiptoed over, pointing at the strange drawing on his cheek. "That's a moustache!" Errr.. what? This made Daiki laugh a bit more louder. Yamada shushed at Daiki, before tiptoeing to another lucky member victim.
In a matter of minutes, everyone either had a fuzzy eyebrow, an extended mouth with teeth which.. seems to be upside down, a moustache that was mistakenly drawn above the nose, enlargened nose holes, and few more random doodles. Daiki also took part in drawing on Hikaru's face, though his drool seemed to ruin the drawing of what seemed to be flowers at the side of his mouth, making it look... odd.
Soon enough, Yabu entered the room, but not before he bumped into a red Yamada, and Daiki who seemed to be in a hurry, and the first thing he saw was the deformed face of Takaki, who had a house on a meadow drawn over his forehead, and what seemed to be the stickman versions of JUMP members over his face. Though, he couldn't tell whether they were ACTUALLY the JUMP members or the members of Hello! Project, because a few of the stickmans had pigtails.. or were they bunny ears? Wait, who in JUMP actually has those?
"YAMADA! DAIKI!" Yabu yelled out at the hallways, but they had probably booked a ticket to Papau New Guinea, or even taken the train to Osaka.
2. Yabu should stop calling Yamada a pig.
Yamada looked over his shoulders and saw Yabu asleep on the couch. Being the eldest must be tough, especially with all those paperwork and responsibilities over the JUMP members, especially whenever they get caught into trouble, or whenever Chinen decides to stalk Ohno.
Though, Yabu has had his moments of fun. Especially at the point when they were eating, Yabu always called Yamada a pig. Not that it matters that much, but it does hurt slightly. Yamada looked around at the other members; both Ruyutaro and Chinen huddled around Takaki, and the three of them fast asleep on the couch, Inoo had decided to buy himself a drink or two with Yuuto, and Hikaru had just ran out after Keito who had just answered his phone, trying to get away from Hikaru who kept asking him in english, "IS THAT SISTER JESSICA?!"
With everyone gone, or asleep, Yamada glanced at Daiki who looked at him. He recognized that look of Yamada, and grinned at him, approvingly. The both of them huddled around Yabu, with a permanant marker in hand.
Moments later, Keito came back into the room, dragging Hikaru who clinging onto him from the back, arms wrapped around his neck.
"Where did Yamada and Daiki go?" Hikaru asked, as he noticed the absence of the two chubby members. Keito shrugged his shoulders before noticing a note on the table.
'Gone to Las Vegas. Be back in a year or two. Don't search for us. -Yamada & Daiki'
"Oh, I think I know why they left," Hikaru sniffled at the sight of Yabu with two black circles on his nose, that seemed to be noseholes, though.. they weren't quite sure because one of it seemed to be an inch bigger than the other one. But the fact that the both of them were enclosed in a larger oval, making it look like Yabu had a mutated pig nose, seemed to confirm that it is noseholes.
'P.S. Don't let anyone touch Yuuto. He's still mine.'
Keito blinked at the message, and looked back and fro between Yabu and the note. "Well, that kinda explains why Yamada wrote 'The Property of Yamada' on Yuuto's face," Keito realised.
3. They thought Hikaru would look cool with a moustache.
"I wish I was cooler," Hikaru pouted as he looked at himself on the mirror, trying on different poses, and expressions. Though, his attempts failed when he looked rather dorky while trying to show off his muscles, which were kinda non-existant if he stood beside Takaki.
"I think you'd look cooler if you grew a moustache," Chinen suggested, watching Hikaru. "Ohno looks cooler with, or without his goatee." He added in, randomly.
Hikaru choked at his comment, and gave the younger one a weird look.
"Chinen, I saw Ohno-senpai in the hallways just now," Yamada stated, before noticing that the younger one had just zoomed passed him, not wanting to miss a second or a chance of talking with his idol. "I've been practising my cool poses, and I feel pooped out!" Hikaru exclaimed before trust falling into the couch.
"Then take a nap-" Yamada stopped when he noticed Hikaru was fast asleep. "That was fast," before noticing a marker than rested on the table nearby. He shook his head before taking a seat on the chair. JUMP were going to have dance rehearsals, and well.. Hikaru and Chinen seemed to be early. Yamada marked the 3rd spot, and they were waiting for the other members to arrive.
Time went by slowly for Yamada, as he kept glancing at the clock. Only 30 seconds had passed, but the marker pen was definitely taunting him. "Yama-chan?" A familiar voice called out. He tensed up, and looked at Daiki who stood at the door with two pocky sticks in his mouth. He seemed to have a liking to them.
"What are you-" Daiki paused when he noticed that Yamada had been staring at the marker pen on the table, before glancing at the only victim in the room, who seemed to be enjoying his sleep.
"So, what's the plan?" Daiki asked before putting aside his bag, and plopping on a chair beside Yamada. "Well, Chinen and Hikaru were talking about being cool when I came in," Yamada took a glance at Hikaru who changed his position for the 10th time in his sleep.
Yamada smiled at Daiki, and the plan that involves the marker pen + giggling + kakkoi-ness + thongs?! proceeds on.
Chinen had lost track of Ohno in the hall filled with juniors. It was his first time that his Ohno-sensor had failed to track him down. But lucky, a tap on the shoulder from Takaki was enough to excite the younger member, greeting the older member with a huge glomp, and a small whine of his failure to stalk follow Ohno.
The both of them made their way back to their dressing room, and well, to only find Yamada and Daiki MIA, but not for the first time. "Maybe YamaDaiki exists?.." Takaki thought in his mind.
"WAH!" Takaki looked at Chinen who stood beside Hikaru. "H-Hikaru!" He gasped out, pointing at Hikaru's face closely.
Hikaru's face had been vandalised. Well, at least Yamada and Daiki's drawings of moustaches has gone better now since it's all proportional. Though, the funny thing was, they also drew a 'Y' on his left cheek. "Y for Yaotome?" Chinen asked out. "I think so too," Takaki chuckled, before thinking in his mind, "Though, it makes me think of thongs."
"I think Hikaru looks cool!" Chinen exclaimed out loud. "..but not as cool as Ohno." He added in.
4. Chinen idolises Ohno too much.
Chinen had brought in a DVD on Arashi's old episodes on Arashi no Shukudai-kun, and well, JUMP joined in watching the DVD with him. The episode they were watching featured Arashi's Christmas Board Playing Game with Ogura, another host of the show, where in each box, there is either a punishment or a gift.
JUMP laughed at the parts where the Arashi members got the punishments, such as the nipple t-shirt (where they have to where a shirt which has holes at their nipples, so its pretty much exposed to the camera!), stocking head (wearing socking over their head), Otaku dance (a very hyper tiring and energetic dance), and a few more.
Once that episode was done, the next one was about to start.. well.. until the power supply overheated, and fused because Takaki decided to change his hairstyle every 10 minutes. So they had no power for the day. Soon enough, a few of the JUMP members left to grab a bite, or do random stuff. Chinen, being quite down, decided to stay in, while Takaki tries to make it up to him, but failed to anyway. Soon enough, boredom got hold of Chinen, and well, he fell asleep. Takaki also fell asleep after having Chinen plop beside him, asleep, when he was resting on the couch.
Yamada and Daiki walked back to their dressing room after having Yuuto ditch them for a tray of freshly cooked food. Once they arrived, seeing the sight of their next victims the other two JUMP members asleep, had definitely lightened up a bulb over their head.
They had only managed to draw black dots on Chinen's nose, making his noseholes bigger, like what the Arashi members did to Ohno in the DVD, until Takaki shifted and woke up to find the both of them about to doodle more. But of course, the both of them paused when Takaki stared at the marker and then at them. He sat up and grabbed their arms before they managed to escape, and this movement caused Chinen to wake up as well.
When Chinen found out, he was on the verge of tears because his cute face wasn't that cute anymore.
"Well, the Arashi members did it to Ohno, and now that you experienced it as well.. don't you think it's cool to experience the same thing as Ohno?" was their excuse, and Yamada and Daiki nervously tried not to get Chinen to cry.
Chinen's head perked up, and his face was lightened up. He was definitely happy to be walking in Ohno's shoes, and anyone could already see the sparkling background of Chinen's face. Even flowers would grow.
"You're lucky he's cheered up," Takaki muttered to them in a creepily low tone, as his grip on their arms tightened. Thus, TakaChii seemed to surpass Yamajima.
5. That shows how much Hikaru is scared of cats.
After having that scary experience, both Yamada and Daiki never really drew or doodled on the JUMP members face.
Well, until they had their last photoshoots with cats. Hikaru was terrified, as if he has just seen Yamabu in the showers together, but that was just his imagination.
Weeks after that last photoshoot, Hikaru was in his vulnerable state. No one was around, and Hikaru was simply asleep on the couch because he felt exhausted. Maybe something involving Keito + Bed?! ...or maybe he has been dreaming too much about that.
The marker pen on the table seemed to be taunting Yamada again. What was it with the marker pens always on the table? Who actually uses them other than him?
Daiki entered the room. Looking at Yamada, Hikaru and the marker pen, he decided to pull one last plan with Yamada.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHJJGSHGHFFGHH!!!!!!!"
The JUMP members all tensed up when they hear a scream, yell, shout, cry, etc. Coming out from the bathroom was Hikaru, running around terrified. "WHAT'S ON MY FACE!? GET IT OFF ME!!" He screamed out as he ran randomly in circles, squares, rectangles, before running out to the hallways.
JUMP all turned to Yamada and Daiki who tried to look innocent, but the only one able to pull that off was Chinen.
"What? We only drew whiskers on his face!"
Yabu let out a sigh, before getting up. "Come on, you guys.. We need to catch Hikaru before he decides to have plastic surgery."
And boy, did it take them a long time to catch Hikaru, let alone try to tie him down.
...though it would probably have been easier if Keito had agreed to kiss Hikaru on the lips to distract him.. or at least calm him down.
After that day, Yamada and Daiki added Hikaru to the list of people who they do NOT want to draw on anymore.
Feel free to comment! :D I want to know my mistakes so I can improve!
Pairing: The few mentions of Hikato + Yamabu + Yamajima + TakaChii?!
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap.
Notes: My first attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I fail BADLY. Oh, and I kinda rushed at #4&5 because it's 1.10 AM. Unbeta'd. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here.
Disclaimer: Plot belongs me, I guess. Maybe. I don't know. Do you? (:
1. It was just so tempting!
JUMP had just finished their practice, but they still had work in a few more hours time. While Yabu had went MIA, with Shoon most probably. Most of the JUMP members had fallen asleep right on spot. Well.. MOST of them.
Yamada was fiddling with his pen, staring at his homework laid out in front of him. Sure he was smart, but even he doesn't get everything straight away. Daiki was sitting on a chair beside him with a box of pocky in hand and a few dozens more on the table. He was helping Yamada with his work, though Yamada knew he could get the answer wrong even without Daiki's help.
Between fiddling with his pen, and glancing at the other members, especially Hikaru who seemed to have a wide grin, laughing at some moments, calling out Keito's name, but let's just skip that part. A brilliant plan hit his head. Daiki noticed the mischievous grin on Yamada's face.
"I wonder if the members would ever thought of wanting a new look," Yamada chuckled, as he got up from his seat, as quietly as possible. "Oh.. I thought he was planning a Yamajima moment.." Daiki watched as Yamada sneaked over to Inoo. "What're you doing?" Daiki asked, curiously, taking a bite out of his pocky.
Yamada signaled him to keep quiet, as he crouched down beside Inoo who laid down on the couch with his face exposed to the world. After a few seconds of scribbling on Inoo's face with his pen, Yamada sniffled his laughter, as Daiki pumped on his chest after chocking on his pocky. Inoo now had one long and thick eyebrow drawn on his forehead, and his nose seemed to be growing grass on the side, and across his cheek.
"What's with the grass?" Daiki chortled as he tiptoed over, pointing at the strange drawing on his cheek. "That's a moustache!" Errr.. what? This made Daiki laugh a bit more louder. Yamada shushed at Daiki, before tiptoeing to another lucky member victim.
In a matter of minutes, everyone either had a fuzzy eyebrow, an extended mouth with teeth which.. seems to be upside down, a moustache that was mistakenly drawn above the nose, enlargened nose holes, and few more random doodles. Daiki also took part in drawing on Hikaru's face, though his drool seemed to ruin the drawing of what seemed to be flowers at the side of his mouth, making it look... odd.
Soon enough, Yabu entered the room, but not before he bumped into a red Yamada, and Daiki who seemed to be in a hurry, and the first thing he saw was the deformed face of Takaki, who had a house on a meadow drawn over his forehead, and what seemed to be the stickman versions of JUMP members over his face. Though, he couldn't tell whether they were ACTUALLY the JUMP members or the members of Hello! Project, because a few of the stickmans had pigtails.. or were they bunny ears? Wait, who in JUMP actually has those?
"YAMADA! DAIKI!" Yabu yelled out at the hallways, but they had probably booked a ticket to Papau New Guinea, or even taken the train to Osaka.
2. Yabu should stop calling Yamada a pig.
Yamada looked over his shoulders and saw Yabu asleep on the couch. Being the eldest must be tough, especially with all those paperwork and responsibilities over the JUMP members, especially whenever they get caught into trouble, or whenever Chinen decides to stalk Ohno.
Though, Yabu has had his moments of fun. Especially at the point when they were eating, Yabu always called Yamada a pig. Not that it matters that much, but it does hurt slightly. Yamada looked around at the other members; both Ruyutaro and Chinen huddled around Takaki, and the three of them fast asleep on the couch, Inoo had decided to buy himself a drink or two with Yuuto, and Hikaru had just ran out after Keito who had just answered his phone, trying to get away from Hikaru who kept asking him in english, "IS THAT SISTER JESSICA?!"
With everyone gone, or asleep, Yamada glanced at Daiki who looked at him. He recognized that look of Yamada, and grinned at him, approvingly. The both of them huddled around Yabu, with a permanant marker in hand.
Moments later, Keito came back into the room, dragging Hikaru who clinging onto him from the back, arms wrapped around his neck.
"Where did Yamada and Daiki go?" Hikaru asked, as he noticed the absence of the two chubby members. Keito shrugged his shoulders before noticing a note on the table.
'Gone to Las Vegas. Be back in a year or two. Don't search for us. -Yamada & Daiki'
"Oh, I think I know why they left," Hikaru sniffled at the sight of Yabu with two black circles on his nose, that seemed to be noseholes, though.. they weren't quite sure because one of it seemed to be an inch bigger than the other one. But the fact that the both of them were enclosed in a larger oval, making it look like Yabu had a mutated pig nose, seemed to confirm that it is noseholes.
'P.S. Don't let anyone touch Yuuto. He's still mine.'
Keito blinked at the message, and looked back and fro between Yabu and the note. "Well, that kinda explains why Yamada wrote 'The Property of Yamada' on Yuuto's face," Keito realised.
3. They thought Hikaru would look cool with a moustache.
"I wish I was cooler," Hikaru pouted as he looked at himself on the mirror, trying on different poses, and expressions. Though, his attempts failed when he looked rather dorky while trying to show off his muscles, which were kinda non-existant if he stood beside Takaki.
"I think you'd look cooler if you grew a moustache," Chinen suggested, watching Hikaru. "Ohno looks cooler with, or without his goatee." He added in, randomly.
Hikaru choked at his comment, and gave the younger one a weird look.
"Chinen, I saw Ohno-senpai in the hallways just now," Yamada stated, before noticing that the younger one had just zoomed passed him, not wanting to miss a second or a chance of talking with his idol. "I've been practising my cool poses, and I feel pooped out!" Hikaru exclaimed before trust falling into the couch.
"Then take a nap-" Yamada stopped when he noticed Hikaru was fast asleep. "That was fast," before noticing a marker than rested on the table nearby. He shook his head before taking a seat on the chair. JUMP were going to have dance rehearsals, and well.. Hikaru and Chinen seemed to be early. Yamada marked the 3rd spot, and they were waiting for the other members to arrive.
Time went by slowly for Yamada, as he kept glancing at the clock. Only 30 seconds had passed, but the marker pen was definitely taunting him. "Yama-chan?" A familiar voice called out. He tensed up, and looked at Daiki who stood at the door with two pocky sticks in his mouth. He seemed to have a liking to them.
"What are you-" Daiki paused when he noticed that Yamada had been staring at the marker pen on the table, before glancing at the only victim in the room, who seemed to be enjoying his sleep.
"So, what's the plan?" Daiki asked before putting aside his bag, and plopping on a chair beside Yamada. "Well, Chinen and Hikaru were talking about being cool when I came in," Yamada took a glance at Hikaru who changed his position for the 10th time in his sleep.
Yamada smiled at Daiki, and the plan that involves the marker pen + giggling + kakkoi-ness + thongs?! proceeds on.
Chinen had lost track of Ohno in the hall filled with juniors. It was his first time that his Ohno-sensor had failed to track him down. But lucky, a tap on the shoulder from Takaki was enough to excite the younger member, greeting the older member with a huge glomp, and a small whine of his failure to stalk follow Ohno.
The both of them made their way back to their dressing room, and well, to only find Yamada and Daiki MIA, but not for the first time. "Maybe YamaDaiki exists?.." Takaki thought in his mind.
"WAH!" Takaki looked at Chinen who stood beside Hikaru. "H-Hikaru!" He gasped out, pointing at Hikaru's face closely.
Hikaru's face had been vandalised. Well, at least Yamada and Daiki's drawings of moustaches has gone better now since it's all proportional. Though, the funny thing was, they also drew a 'Y' on his left cheek. "Y for Yaotome?" Chinen asked out. "I think so too," Takaki chuckled, before thinking in his mind, "Though, it makes me think of thongs."
"I think Hikaru looks cool!" Chinen exclaimed out loud. "..but not as cool as Ohno." He added in.
4. Chinen idolises Ohno too much.
Chinen had brought in a DVD on Arashi's old episodes on Arashi no Shukudai-kun, and well, JUMP joined in watching the DVD with him. The episode they were watching featured Arashi's Christmas Board Playing Game with Ogura, another host of the show, where in each box, there is either a punishment or a gift.
JUMP laughed at the parts where the Arashi members got the punishments, such as the nipple t-shirt (where they have to where a shirt which has holes at their nipples, so its pretty much exposed to the camera!), stocking head (wearing socking over their head), Otaku dance (a very hyper tiring and energetic dance), and a few more.
Once that episode was done, the next one was about to start.. well.. until the power supply overheated, and fused because Takaki decided to change his hairstyle every 10 minutes. So they had no power for the day. Soon enough, a few of the JUMP members left to grab a bite, or do random stuff. Chinen, being quite down, decided to stay in, while Takaki tries to make it up to him, but failed to anyway. Soon enough, boredom got hold of Chinen, and well, he fell asleep. Takaki also fell asleep after having Chinen plop beside him, asleep, when he was resting on the couch.
Yamada and Daiki walked back to their dressing room after having Yuuto ditch them for a tray of freshly cooked food. Once they arrived, seeing the sight of their next victims the other two JUMP members asleep, had definitely lightened up a bulb over their head.
They had only managed to draw black dots on Chinen's nose, making his noseholes bigger, like what the Arashi members did to Ohno in the DVD, until Takaki shifted and woke up to find the both of them about to doodle more. But of course, the both of them paused when Takaki stared at the marker and then at them. He sat up and grabbed their arms before they managed to escape, and this movement caused Chinen to wake up as well.
When Chinen found out, he was on the verge of tears because his cute face wasn't that cute anymore.
"Well, the Arashi members did it to Ohno, and now that you experienced it as well.. don't you think it's cool to experience the same thing as Ohno?" was their excuse, and Yamada and Daiki nervously tried not to get Chinen to cry.
Chinen's head perked up, and his face was lightened up. He was definitely happy to be walking in Ohno's shoes, and anyone could already see the sparkling background of Chinen's face. Even flowers would grow.
"You're lucky he's cheered up," Takaki muttered to them in a creepily low tone, as his grip on their arms tightened. Thus, TakaChii seemed to surpass Yamajima.
5. That shows how much Hikaru is scared of cats.
After having that scary experience, both Yamada and Daiki never really drew or doodled on the JUMP members face.
Well, until they had their last photoshoots with cats. Hikaru was terrified, as if he has just seen Yamabu in the showers together, but that was just his imagination.
Weeks after that last photoshoot, Hikaru was in his vulnerable state. No one was around, and Hikaru was simply asleep on the couch because he felt exhausted. Maybe something involving Keito + Bed?! ...or maybe he has been dreaming too much about that.
The marker pen on the table seemed to be taunting Yamada again. What was it with the marker pens always on the table? Who actually uses them other than him?
Daiki entered the room. Looking at Yamada, Hikaru and the marker pen, he decided to pull one last plan with Yamada.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHJJGSHGHFFGHH!!!!!!!"
The JUMP members all tensed up when they hear a scream, yell, shout, cry, etc. Coming out from the bathroom was Hikaru, running around terrified. "WHAT'S ON MY FACE!? GET IT OFF ME!!" He screamed out as he ran randomly in circles, squares, rectangles, before running out to the hallways.
JUMP all turned to Yamada and Daiki who tried to look innocent, but the only one able to pull that off was Chinen.
"What? We only drew whiskers on his face!"
Yabu let out a sigh, before getting up. "Come on, you guys.. We need to catch Hikaru before he decides to have plastic surgery."
And boy, did it take them a long time to catch Hikaru, let alone try to tie him down.
...though it would probably have been easier if Keito had agreed to kiss Hikaru on the lips to distract him.. or at least calm him down.
After that day, Yamada and Daiki added Hikaru to the list of people who they do NOT want to draw on anymore.
Feel free to comment! :D I want to know my mistakes so I can improve!