48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro (HSJ-thon)
Title: 48. 5 lessons Hikaru taught Ryutaro
Pairing: Yamajima + Daiky (LOL Daiki x Pocky) + Hikato
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Hikaru teaches Ryutaro how to deal with JUMP members + a few more.
Notes: My 3rd attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I think I STILL fail. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu & Hikato. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. Unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: I pwn'd the plot, but nothing else. :( I need a life. OH, and I do not own Sister Jessica. :( It belongs to h0wlingcat. ALSO, a few more fanfictions mentioned here! :) Please refer to chibilover14's drabbles as well!
1. How to deal with Chinen's Obsession with Ohno
"JJJSGGFHHHRGHHH!!"
Ryutaro watched as Chinen flailed for the nth time while watching Arashi's Truth PV. It was hard enough that they had to bear with it when he watched it on TV. But somehow someone had decided to teach Chinen the ways of the internet. NOW, they had to suffer every second of moment when Chinen has a stolen laptop in hand.
Ryutaro covered his ear from the high-pitched gibberish. It was already hard to concentrate with Inoo right beside him, reading books with tips on how to flirt. Though, it was even more disturbing when he watched Inoo attempted to flutter his eyelashes, smiling shyly, tucking his hair behind his ear.
Ryutaro slowly turned away from Inoo, trying to erase the creepy image from his mind. But to his dismay, he had seen a quick kiss exchanged between the Yamajima pair, and also Daiki with pocky. Was there anyone who would want to help him?!...
Hikaru pulled up a chair beside him, and sat down on it, with a grin on his face. He gave Ryutaro a thumbs up.
"I can help with your homework!" Hikaru winked at the younger member, with a confident aura around him.
"No offense, Hikaru. But I think I can this work wrong without your help." Ryutaro stated out, blinking innocently at him. How blunt..
"Not that! I can get rid of the distractions here!"
Ryutaro raised an eyebrow, as he watched Hikaru give him a confident smile.
"Watch this." Hikaru got up from his seat, and went outside the room. He was gone for a few minutes, and Ryutaro assumed that he was just joking around, and went back to his work, only to jump when Hikaru came into the room with a bang on the door, looking a sweaty, rushed. His eyes looked around the room, and stopped once he spotted Chinen.
"CHINEN!"
Chinen looked at Hikaru with a questioning look, pausing the video. "I just saw Ohno at the ground floor! I think I saw him giving Takaki two tickets to his stageplay, his artbook, and an autographed CD single!" He exclaimed out. "Takaki said he'll be giving it to you unless a junior asks him first!"
Chinen's eyes widened, and in a second, Hikaru felt a rush of wind passed by him. Hikaru stared at the door, before slowly turning to Ryutaro with a grin and a peace 'V' sign.
He had indeed amazed Ryutaro, and taught him the way to deal with Chinen. That was Lesson Number 1.
2. How to deal with Yamajima
The Yamajima pair exchanged light, quick kisses on each other's lips, as they talked, as how lovers would. Whispers in each other's ears, a soft giggle or two, exchanging sweet smiles to each other. It was sweet.
For Ryutaro to stop this madness, there was only one method Hikaru could teach him.
"Just close your eyes, and cover your ears, and BEST will lead you out," Hikaru explained as he swished his hand over Ryutaro's eyeslids, making the younger boy close his eyes, in fear that Hikaru would accidentally hit his eyes. The BEST member took the younger member's hands and placed it on his ears, before pulling him up on his feet, and leading the 7 member out of the room.
That was Lesson Number 2.
3. How to deal with Daiky (DaikixPocky)
Crunch.
Ryutaro glanced at Daiki at the corner of his eye for a second before looking back down at the homework laid out in front of him.
"'John is the tallest in class.' Write it in english." Ryutaro paused and thought. "Good work, John!" Where has he heard that? He shrugged it off, and brainstormed for the answer. "John is..."
Crunch.
"John is-"
Crunch.
"JOHN is th-"
CRUNCH.
Ryutaro shot a glare at the BEST member who was enjoying himself as he stuffed himself with pocky. Boy, Daiki is definitely OTP with pocky.
Ryutaro scribbled his answer before Daiki can eat another one, and when he did, Ryutaro swore he heard Daiki laugh, and told his box of Pocky that he loved it. He glanced at his work. He had a dozen more questions to answer, and it will be the most difficult one ever.
Hikaru hugged the youngest member from the back, making him tensed up. "H-Hikaru!" Ryutaro turned his head to the BEST member.
"Daiki is sure eating that Pocky loudly," Hikaru commented, as he kept on hugging the little cuteness. Ryutaro nodded his head in agreement, as he looked at his homework.
Hikaru noticed this, and thought for a moment. A smile crept up his lips.
"Time for Lesson Number 3."
Hikaru went to Daiki. "Oh, you're eating Pocky again?" Daiki nodded his head as he gave Hikaru a happy grin. "Ah, I guess that's why you lack of abs."
Daiki's smile disappeared in a second.
"I also heard from a classmate of mine that Pocky makes you shrink shorter. Maybe that's why you're not growing taller at all!"
Daiki's eyes widened. His face showed true horror as he looked down at the box of Pocky in hand as if it was a forbidden object. He left the room without a word, as Hikaru turned to Ryutaro with a thumbs-up, while biting his lower lips, showing a bit of his teeth as a grin.
Yuuto came into the room, and looked over Ryutaro's shoulders. "Oh! That's the same question I had when I was acting for 'Sensei wa erai!'"
"Oh, so that's where it was from.." Ryutaro thought, as he thought it seemed familiar.
"But.. your answer is wrong! You wrote in, 'John is the tollest in the glass desu yo. You even add in Japanese!" Ryutaro frowned. Well.. at least Daiki was gone.
The next thing they knew, Daiki no longer bought or ate Pocky. Thus, the OTP, Daiky was no more.
4. Hikato is a MUST
Hikaru spied watched as Keito left their dressing room to answer his phone. He frowned, knowing it was definitely Sister Jessica calling his boyfriend Keito. He wanted it to stop for a bit, but he needed a new distraction since Keito has learnt to ignore him, or more, built up a resistance against Hikaru's silly aloofness. He thought of an plan, and soon a light bulb lit over his head.
"Hm.. Must be a broken lamp," Hikaru stated out loud as he looked up at the ceiling lamp, until he noticed that he was supposed to be quiet. Before Keito could notice his stalker Hikaru, he was long gone. Keito shrugged it off, thinking it was just a breeze.
Ryutaro listened quietly as he could hear the loud footsteps running at the hallways. It was getting louder by the second, and soon, he jumped a bit when Hikaru pushed the door wide open with a loud bang. The younger member watched Hikaru with wide eyes as the BEST member rushed to him and trapped him from escaping by locking his hands on the armchair, whilst leaning close to the frightened member.
"Lesson Number 4. There is no such thing as Kessica!!" Ryutaro stared at him weird. "Wha-?"
"Keito-kun," Ryutaro walked up to th older boy. Keito looked at Ryutaro as he talked on his phone. "What is it?"
"Can you help me with my english assignment? There's a few parts I don't get," Ryutaro mumbled.
"What about Hikaru?"
"I can't trust his english."
"True.." Keito paused for a moment of silence. The younger member gave him a hopeful look. "All right. Let me tell my friend goodbye first," Keito replied after being lured into the younger member's trap.
"So what don't you understand?" Keito asked, after saying his goodbye, and hanging up on his call. "Well.. a lot!" The both of them talked as hiding somewhere was Hikaru.
"YES! Hikato wins this round, Sister Jessica!" he punched his fist into the air.
5. How to manipulate Yabu into scolding other JUMP members
"Let me help you."
"It's fine! I can do my work myself!" Ryutaro pushed away Takaki's hands. He was being persistent.
"I can help!"
"I can REALLY do it myself."
"But your answer for that question is wrong! It's supposed to be 'tallest' and 'class' without the 'desu yo'!"
Ryutaro groaned. He HAD to remind him of THAT. "I know that!"
"Because I told you!"
Ryutaro was on the verge of biting Takaki's hands, well.. until he remembered one last lesson Hikaru taught him before that day.
"Lesson Number 5. And it only works for you." Hikaru grinned at the young member with his hands resting on his waist. "The Ultimate Weapon."
"Yabu!" Ryutaro called out. Takaki was surprised. But Yabu was even more surprised.
"Takaki just asked me if I like a 'threesome', but what's a 'threesome'?" Ryutaro asked as he pointed at Takaki, while looking at Yabu.
JUMP stopped whatever they were doing, some choked, some sniffled, some just gawked at the young member, while Hikaru faked a shocked expression, though inside he was laughing.
"Ta-ka-KIIIII!!!" Yabu yelled at the top of his lungs. "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CORRUPT RYUTARO'S INNOCENCE?! We, as SuperBEST, MUST PROTECT HIS INNOCENCE! Not RUIN IT!"
Takaki soon became a victim of Yabu's tantrum, as JUMP stared at the censored scene.
Ryutaro soon noticed that Hikaru wasn't joking when he said it was 'The Ultimate Weapon', and swore that he will NOT use it anymore.
Please feel free to comment. :D I enjoy reading them!
Though, I said I won't be writing any, I JUST WANT TO WRITE THIS BADLY! I failed.. maybe. :D I don't even know what Hikaru can teach Ryutaro! Though, I kinda like mentioning a few from other people's drabbles. It's fun. :( But don't credit me for that. OH, and I kinda found out that I work on drabbles best at night. o_o;;
Pairing: Yamajima + Daiky (LOL Daiki x Pocky) + Hikato
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Hikaru teaches Ryutaro how to deal with JUMP members + a few more.
Notes: My 3rd attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! D: I think I STILL fail. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu & Hikato. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. Unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: I pwn'd the plot, but nothing else. :( I need a life. OH, and I do not own Sister Jessica. :( It belongs to h0wlingcat. ALSO, a few more fanfictions mentioned here! :) Please refer to chibilover14's drabbles as well!
1. How to deal with Chinen's Obsession with Ohno
"JJJSGGFHHHRGHHH!!"
Ryutaro watched as Chinen flailed for the nth time while watching Arashi's Truth PV. It was hard enough that they had to bear with it when he watched it on TV. But somehow someone had decided to teach Chinen the ways of the internet. NOW, they had to suffer every second of moment when Chinen has a stolen laptop in hand.
Ryutaro covered his ear from the high-pitched gibberish. It was already hard to concentrate with Inoo right beside him, reading books with tips on how to flirt. Though, it was even more disturbing when he watched Inoo attempted to flutter his eyelashes, smiling shyly, tucking his hair behind his ear.
Ryutaro slowly turned away from Inoo, trying to erase the creepy image from his mind. But to his dismay, he had seen a quick kiss exchanged between the Yamajima pair, and also Daiki with pocky. Was there anyone who would want to help him?!...
Hikaru pulled up a chair beside him, and sat down on it, with a grin on his face. He gave Ryutaro a thumbs up.
"I can help with your homework!" Hikaru winked at the younger member, with a confident aura around him.
"No offense, Hikaru. But I think I can this work wrong without your help." Ryutaro stated out, blinking innocently at him. How blunt..
"Not that! I can get rid of the distractions here!"
Ryutaro raised an eyebrow, as he watched Hikaru give him a confident smile.
"Watch this." Hikaru got up from his seat, and went outside the room. He was gone for a few minutes, and Ryutaro assumed that he was just joking around, and went back to his work, only to jump when Hikaru came into the room with a bang on the door, looking a sweaty, rushed. His eyes looked around the room, and stopped once he spotted Chinen.
"CHINEN!"
Chinen looked at Hikaru with a questioning look, pausing the video. "I just saw Ohno at the ground floor! I think I saw him giving Takaki two tickets to his stageplay, his artbook, and an autographed CD single!" He exclaimed out. "Takaki said he'll be giving it to you unless a junior asks him first!"
Chinen's eyes widened, and in a second, Hikaru felt a rush of wind passed by him. Hikaru stared at the door, before slowly turning to Ryutaro with a grin and a peace 'V' sign.
He had indeed amazed Ryutaro, and taught him the way to deal with Chinen. That was Lesson Number 1.
2. How to deal with Yamajima
The Yamajima pair exchanged light, quick kisses on each other's lips, as they talked, as how lovers would. Whispers in each other's ears, a soft giggle or two, exchanging sweet smiles to each other. It was sweet.
For Ryutaro to stop this madness, there was only one method Hikaru could teach him.
"Just close your eyes, and cover your ears, and BEST will lead you out," Hikaru explained as he swished his hand over Ryutaro's eyeslids, making the younger boy close his eyes, in fear that Hikaru would accidentally hit his eyes. The BEST member took the younger member's hands and placed it on his ears, before pulling him up on his feet, and leading the 7 member out of the room.
That was Lesson Number 2.
3. How to deal with Daiky (DaikixPocky)
Crunch.
Ryutaro glanced at Daiki at the corner of his eye for a second before looking back down at the homework laid out in front of him.
"'John is the tallest in class.' Write it in english." Ryutaro paused and thought. "Good work, John!" Where has he heard that? He shrugged it off, and brainstormed for the answer. "John is..."
Crunch.
"John is-"
Crunch.
"JOHN is th-"
CRUNCH.
Ryutaro shot a glare at the BEST member who was enjoying himself as he stuffed himself with pocky. Boy, Daiki is definitely OTP with pocky.
Ryutaro scribbled his answer before Daiki can eat another one, and when he did, Ryutaro swore he heard Daiki laugh, and told his box of Pocky that he loved it. He glanced at his work. He had a dozen more questions to answer, and it will be the most difficult one ever.
Hikaru hugged the youngest member from the back, making him tensed up. "H-Hikaru!" Ryutaro turned his head to the BEST member.
"Daiki is sure eating that Pocky loudly," Hikaru commented, as he kept on hugging the little cuteness. Ryutaro nodded his head in agreement, as he looked at his homework.
Hikaru noticed this, and thought for a moment. A smile crept up his lips.
"Time for Lesson Number 3."
Hikaru went to Daiki. "Oh, you're eating Pocky again?" Daiki nodded his head as he gave Hikaru a happy grin. "Ah, I guess that's why you lack of abs."
Daiki's smile disappeared in a second.
"I also heard from a classmate of mine that Pocky makes you shrink shorter. Maybe that's why you're not growing taller at all!"
Daiki's eyes widened. His face showed true horror as he looked down at the box of Pocky in hand as if it was a forbidden object. He left the room without a word, as Hikaru turned to Ryutaro with a thumbs-up, while biting his lower lips, showing a bit of his teeth as a grin.
Yuuto came into the room, and looked over Ryutaro's shoulders. "Oh! That's the same question I had when I was acting for 'Sensei wa erai!'"
"Oh, so that's where it was from.." Ryutaro thought, as he thought it seemed familiar.
"But.. your answer is wrong! You wrote in, 'John is the tollest in the glass desu yo. You even add in Japanese!" Ryutaro frowned. Well.. at least Daiki was gone.
The next thing they knew, Daiki no longer bought or ate Pocky. Thus, the OTP, Daiky was no more.
4. Hikato is a MUST
Hikaru spied watched as Keito left their dressing room to answer his phone. He frowned, knowing it was definitely Sister Jessica calling his boyfriend Keito. He wanted it to stop for a bit, but he needed a new distraction since Keito has learnt to ignore him, or more, built up a resistance against Hikaru's silly aloofness. He thought of an plan, and soon a light bulb lit over his head.
"Hm.. Must be a broken lamp," Hikaru stated out loud as he looked up at the ceiling lamp, until he noticed that he was supposed to be quiet. Before Keito could notice his stalker Hikaru, he was long gone. Keito shrugged it off, thinking it was just a breeze.
Ryutaro listened quietly as he could hear the loud footsteps running at the hallways. It was getting louder by the second, and soon, he jumped a bit when Hikaru pushed the door wide open with a loud bang. The younger member watched Hikaru with wide eyes as the BEST member rushed to him and trapped him from escaping by locking his hands on the armchair, whilst leaning close to the frightened member.
"Lesson Number 4. There is no such thing as Kessica!!" Ryutaro stared at him weird. "Wha-?"
"Keito-kun," Ryutaro walked up to th older boy. Keito looked at Ryutaro as he talked on his phone. "What is it?"
"Can you help me with my english assignment? There's a few parts I don't get," Ryutaro mumbled.
"What about Hikaru?"
"I can't trust his english."
"True.." Keito paused for a moment of silence. The younger member gave him a hopeful look. "All right. Let me tell my friend goodbye first," Keito replied after being lured into the younger member's trap.
"So what don't you understand?" Keito asked, after saying his goodbye, and hanging up on his call. "Well.. a lot!" The both of them talked as hiding somewhere was Hikaru.
"YES! Hikato wins this round, Sister Jessica!" he punched his fist into the air.
5. How to manipulate Yabu into scolding other JUMP members
"Let me help you."
"It's fine! I can do my work myself!" Ryutaro pushed away Takaki's hands. He was being persistent.
"I can help!"
"I can REALLY do it myself."
"But your answer for that question is wrong! It's supposed to be 'tallest' and 'class' without the 'desu yo'!"
Ryutaro groaned. He HAD to remind him of THAT. "I know that!"
"Because I told you!"
Ryutaro was on the verge of biting Takaki's hands, well.. until he remembered one last lesson Hikaru taught him before that day.
"Lesson Number 5. And it only works for you." Hikaru grinned at the young member with his hands resting on his waist. "The Ultimate Weapon."
"Yabu!" Ryutaro called out. Takaki was surprised. But Yabu was even more surprised.
"Takaki just asked me if I like a 'threesome', but what's a 'threesome'?" Ryutaro asked as he pointed at Takaki, while looking at Yabu.
JUMP stopped whatever they were doing, some choked, some sniffled, some just gawked at the young member, while Hikaru faked a shocked expression, though inside he was laughing.
"Ta-ka-KIIIII!!!" Yabu yelled at the top of his lungs. "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CORRUPT RYUTARO'S INNOCENCE?! We, as SuperBEST, MUST PROTECT HIS INNOCENCE! Not RUIN IT!"
Takaki soon became a victim of Yabu's tantrum, as JUMP stared at the censored scene.
Ryutaro soon noticed that Hikaru wasn't joking when he said it was 'The Ultimate Weapon', and swore that he will NOT use it anymore.
Please feel free to comment. :D I enjoy reading them!
Though, I said I won't be writing any, I JUST WANT TO WRITE THIS BADLY! I failed.. maybe. :D I don't even know what Hikaru can teach Ryutaro! Though, I kinda like mentioning a few from other people's drabbles. It's fun. :( But don't credit me for that. OH, and I kinda found out that I work on drabbles best at night. o_o;;