176. 5 times a member cooked for JUMP + 1 time it was delicious (HSJ-thon)

Aug 29, 2008 02:43

Title: 176. 5 times a member cooked for JUMP + 1 time it was delicious
Pairing: :D Member-ai!...maybe. & small appearance of Hikanoo?
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. EVERYONE just LOVES Hikaru.
Notes: My 4th attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! Everyone is so OOC. D: I fail BADLY. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Hikato. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. *cough* This drabble is VERY kinda boring for me. o___O But I just wanted to write it.
Disclaimer: I own the plot. D: How unlucky. Unbeta'd.

1. Hikaru decides to celebrate member-ai day!

"And now we start Member-ai day!"

Hikaru cheered and clapped at his own outburst. JUMP stared at him, some looked confused, some just thought Hikaru was being a dweeb.

"Hey! I'm serious! That's why I circled today's date!"

Ryutaro was looking at the date, and stared at the bolded circle. The words, 'MEMBER-AI DAY' was scribbled on it as well. Hikaru WAS serious.

"Uhmm.. he did circle today's date," Ryutaro spoke out. JUMP looked at Ryutaro and then at Hikaru. Hikaru was surprised himself when Ryutaro stood up for him.

"Then, what are you planning?" Yabu asked, as he straightened his back. Is he serious?

"Actually! I baked a cake for JUMP." Hikaru gave them a grin.

Hikaru + Cooking = Complete disaster

Hikaru got out of the room, getting his cake, while most of the JUMP members attempted to escape before he came back.. but, Hikaru came in a second after he left, carrying a nicely-decorated cake. It didn't look mutated one bit.

Hikaru looked at JUMP where most of them froze mid-way across the room when trying to run out.

"Oh! You guys really seem excited!" Hikaru laughed out, not sensing the tension of the atmosphere. He carefully placed the cake on the table, as everyone slowly gathered around the table.

Everyone could see it was a layered cake, with a vanilla-topping. They sniffed in the nice lovely essence of the vanilla. Strawberries, mangoes, apples was arranged nicely on top of the vanilla topping, and this made Yamada drool. "Maybe Hikaru got better in cooking." They all thought, deciding that maybe they should give 'Member-ai day' a chance.

But, their thoughts changed after they tasted the cake.

Yabu's face was slightly red, but that wasn't the worst. Ryutaro, Yamada and Daiki had already ran out to the bathroom, and Chinen was burying his face into Takaki's chest, whilst sitting on his lap. Takaki himself tried to comfort him, but also choked a bit when he could still taste the cake in his throat. Inoo lied down on the couch face down. Maybe he passed out. But Yuto's face was red as he jumped around, not knowing what to do.

Keito was the most luckiest member. He was about to taste the cake when he noticed the funny look on Yamada's face, so he stopped himself.

"H-Hikaru, what did you put in the cake?" Yabu asked as he held his breath.

"Fresh Wasabi!" Hikaru gave him a goofy grin, along with a thumbs-up. Yabu couldn't stand it, and ran out as well.

Hikaru looked at everyone present in the room. "Hmm..."

He then noticed Keito, and made his way over. He snatched the fork Keito was holding, and took a scoop out of the cake.

"Say 'ah'~" Hikaru attempted to spoon feed Keito, who just shook his head vigorously, shutting his mouth up tight.

"I guess there won't be a member-ai day anymore.." Hikaru frowned at his thought.

2. Chinen has been watching too much Mago Mago Arashi.

BAM!

The door opened up wide with a forceful bang at the wall. JUMP turned their heads to the door to find Chinen with a cheerful grin. He wore a pink apron with the words, 'Mago Mago JUMP' in a baby blue font over the front.

He walked around the room, handing everyone of the present JUMP members a plate of Omurice and a heart drawn on the omelete with chili sauce. Once his tray was empty, he tossed it out of the door, not even thinking if it would hit someone.

"I made Cha-han (fried rice) for everyone!" Chinen gleamed a smile at them. "It's Ohno's personal favourite."

"Oh.. that's why.." It looked normal, like nothing wrong with it.

"But, this is Omurice, not Ch-" Hikaru started before getting stabbed in the ribs by Takaki's hard elbow.

"Owww! That-" "Hey! Sto-" Takaki glared at Hikaru, giving him a 'It-IS-Chahan-by-Chinen's-Book' glare. Hikaru shrugged and decided it looked tasty and that he was hungry. Though, no one noticed that Daiki had already taken a bite out of HIS personal favourite, Omurice!

In a matter of minutes, members with low tolerance with salty food were either gargling water, or wiping their tongues with a towel. But then, in fact, everyone decided it tasted horrible since the rice itself was half-cooked.

"Takaki~ Is it nice?" Chinen asked, twirling his way to the older member. The fact that Takaki hasn't taken a bite out of it made him lucky.

"Y-Yeah, it's tasty, Chii-chan," Takaki lied, letting out a nervous laugh. With all the other members wanting to kill Chinen, it was easy to tell he was lieing, but Chinen trusted Takaki.

"That's good!" Chinen flashed him a smile, before staring intently at Takaki, waiting for Takaki to eat it all up.

Takaki took a gulp, and finished his food up in less than 5 minutes, while holding his breath. Though, he did show an ugly face, but only when the bowl was covering his face.

That was another thing he had to watch other than Chinen's fanboying over Ohno.

3. Yamada's original recipe!

Yamada entered the room, wearing a similar apron like Chinen. Apparently, he was also dragged into the idea of 'Mago Mago JUMP', and he liked the idea.

JUMP groaned.. well.. except for Yuto. He was confident that Yamada cooked way better than Chinen.

Yamada went around the room, handing another bowl, but this time, he cooked 'Stir-fried Mackerel with Chili Sauce'. Yuto ensured everyone that it was tasty, since he already tried it himself.

JUMP decided that maybe Yamada's cooking could get rid of the horrible taste of Chinen's Omurice Chahan. But, they were WRONG.

After watching several JUMP members leave the room in a hurry, and how Yuto's face was simply blank. Yamada took a spoonful of the mackerel from Yuto's bowl.

"GACK!" Yamada choked as he tasted something completely different from his original recipe. Not only was the Mackerel fish not fresh, but he had accidentally used butter instead of oil, and since butter is salty on its own, him adding more salt seemed to make it worse... and that wasn't the main taste. No one actually knew what the sauce was, but it definitely did not taste pleasant at ALL.

So, they dropped the idea of 'Mago Mago JUMP'.

4. Inoo wants a chance to have revenge on Hikaru with Hikanoo.

Inoo peeked his head in the dressing room, shifting his eyes, looking around for someone.

"He's not here.." His shoulders dropped, well.. until someone behind him spoke up.

"Who's not here?" Hikaru asked, as he peeked his head in as well, while leaning against Inoo's shoulder, causing the older boy to tense up a bit. Hikaru's eyes searched the room as well.

Chinen and Ryutaro were playing a hand game + janken pon. Yamada was doing his homework, while Yuto was watching over his shoulders, being the Yamajima pair they are. Yabu was gone, probably with Shoon. Takaki was beside the two youngest members, watching Chinen's every move them playing childishly. Daiki was gone as well, maybe.. to have a talk with his beloved Pocky. Keito was just around, trying to practice a bit of his dance moves.

Hikaru looked at Inoo who was staring at him with wide eyes. "What?"

"Uhhh... I.. uhhh..."

"You.."

Doki. Doki.

"..are looking for Yabu?"

Inoo's shoulders dropped. Maybe Hikaru didn't think Hikanoo was possible. Inoo took a deep breath, and stayed calm.

"Actually, I want to give you something." Hikaru gave him a questioning look, before watching as Inoo leaned against the open door, and taking a container out from his bag. Hikaru perked up when he noticed they were cookies.

"Here." Inoo handed the container of cookies to him.

Hikaru obediently took it, and held it in the air, as he grasped Inoo's wrist. "Inoo brought us a member-ai gift!"

The present JUMP members glanced at Hikaru, pausing whatever they were doing. Should they trust Inoo on this one?

Inoo's eyes widened. He personally baked them for Hikaru. Not for JUMP.

"No, wait.." He started, before Hikaru walked into the room, pulling Inoo in.

Inoo didn't know whether to be happy Hikaru's holding his wrist hand, or be upset that Hikaru's giving the cookies to JUMP as well.

Hikaru walked around the room, giving the cookies to JUMP members, whilst pulling Inoo with him. JUMP simply thanked him, and continued with whatever they're doing.

Hikaru noticed that there's only three cookies left. One for Daiki, one for Yabu, one for...

"Let's share the last cookie." Hikaru grinned at Inoo, who blushed slightly. Inoo could feel his heart beating fast, making him forget one important fact about the cookies.

But before Hikaru could break the cookie in half, JUMP started to cough, choke, gack, gasp for air, faint, fall, trip, go berserk and have foam in their mouths, or/and leave the room.

Inoo stared at everyone who had a cookie, before looking at Hikaru who was watching the JUMP members with wide eyes, Yuto being the main character in this zombie act. "Wwwwwaaatttteeerrr..."

Inoo gulped, when Hikaru turned his head to Inoo.

Either Inoo made a mistake in the recipe, or purposely made the mistake, since it was originally all for Hikaru. A revenge for Member-ai day, he guessed.

5. Takaki thought he should give it a try.

"Guys, I brought lunch!" Takaki came into the room, bringing a huge container of bentos.

"OH! That's a lot!"

"Do they have Katsu Curry Don?"

"Oh! I want that bento there!"

JUMP quickly took their lunches before settling down to eat it.

Takaki gave them a quick smile, watching them eat. It was suspicious..

Inoo noticed this, and stopped Hikaru from eating anything.

Soon enough, Chinen came into the room, wearing the same apron from before.

"Takaki, where's your apron? We need to fold it neatly," Chinen stated out in an innocent tone.

Takaki's face froze. "Damnit.."

A few members were lucky enough to not take a bite, but the rest had a bad luck that day.

Like usual, those unlucky members quickly left without a word. Ryutaro was lucky enough, and he pushed the bento away from him on the table, shruging it off. Keito just placed it away as if it was normal. Hikaru watched as he did so, and did the same. Inoo followed Hikaru.

"So, you guys are training for Mago Mago JUMP?" Yabu, being the last lucky member, asked as he raised an eyebrow. Chinen shook his head.

"Sorry, Takaki," Chinen's head dropped, as he knew he was at fault here.

"Nah, it's all right. I was planning to tell them after they eat anyway," Takaki shrugged it off, but knew that the JUMP members will be back to murder him with Ohno's posters to remind him that Chinen is a dedicated fan to Ohno NOT him.

Though, he thought it was a good plan to pretend it was food bought by the staff for them, since no one actually suspected anything.

6. JUMP deserves a cake.

Ryutaro entered the room. Everyone seemed down as they were a few days ago. Maybe the cooking disasters were too much for them. Even Yamajima wasn't being Yamajima anymore.

And he knew what to do to cheer them up. He cleared his throat, trying to get their attention, and when he did, he became nervous.

"A-Actually.. I have something for you guys."

JUMP groaned as Yuto and Daiki both buried their faces in their arms or the arm of the couch. Some just threw their heads back, and some were just pacing back and forth. Yabu was the eldest one, and well, he had to be mature.

"What is it, Ryutaro?"

Ryutaro could sense the feeling of frustration in his voice, and decided it was just a bad time.

"N-Nevermind. I'll come back later," Ryutaro turned around, as he felt that his face burnt up. Being a child he was, he could feel the tears swelling up in his eyes.

BEST knew when they had to do something, and this time, they knew that maybe they were being a bit too harsh.

"Ryutaro," Yabu called out in a clear voice.

"Come on! Show us what you got," Hikaru encouraged as he rushed to the youngest member, and huggling him from the back. He turned his direction, making Ryutaro face the JUMP members along with him. Tears were forming in his eyes already.

"Yeah, Ryutaro!" Other BEST members were encouraging him as well. Soon 7 did the same. Ryutaro felt that maybe they decided to trust him on this one. And he hoped he could feel the same for himself.

"Cake.." He mumbled. But since Hikaru was the only one close to him. "Cake? Where?" Hikaru looked around, loosening up his hold on the younger boy. "It's outside.."

Hikaru rushed out, and coming back in after a second. JUMP cringed when they recalled back the last time Hikaru brought in a cake, but they kept cool when they reminded themself that Ryutaro was the one who baked it.

It was a simple cake, nothing extraordinary or eye-catching. JUMP just stared at the cake, in fear that it was more horrible than Hikaru's cake. Yabu glanced at Ryutaro's face.

"For Ryutaro.." Yabu took a deep breath, and began cutting the cake. "On the safe side, me and Hikaru will have the first bite."

"Huh? Wait, why me?"

"Because you've been lucky enough to escape your cake and Inoo's cookies," JUMP (excluding Chinen, Ryutaro, Keito, & Inoo) stated out in a low tone as their eyes shone in madness. Hikaru gulped, and simply agreed to the idea.

Yabu and Hikaru took a spoonful from the thin, badly sliced cake, taking a deep breath before taking it in.

JUMP watched for an insane reaction, but, Yabu and Hikaru looked at each other before taking in another spoonful, and nodding to the other members.

Ryutaro felt a grin forming at his lips as he watched JUMP finish up his cake.

Though, before the cake was finished, JUMP decided to scare the younger boy with a HUGE BIG FAMILY HUG... while choking the poor boy to death.
Feel free to comment. :D I want to know my mistakes too!

I personally feel that this one was kinda rushed at some points, and also a bit boring. :D But I wanted to write it myself! I was supposed to finish it up yesterday night, but I fell asleep at 8PM, and when I woke at 10PM, my mind was drifting away to sleep, so I couldn't type any. But now, it's almost 3AM. *dies* But I kinda spent about 3-4 hours finishing this, and two more drabbles. I wanted to start on the 4th one, but I'm going nuts over here. DX So, I'll finish it up in the morning. I have 3 more drafts to finish, but more than 3 other stories to write!

fic: hsj-thon, stuff: fan fictions, je: hey! say! jump, #prompt

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