5 times Hikaru managed to lock himself in the bathroom + 1 time when it wasn't really an accident
Title: 101. 5 times Hikaru managed to lock himself in the bathroom + 1 time when it wasn't really an accident
Pairing: Hikato, TakaChii? 'Member-ai'
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC Hikaru & JUMP + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Do walls EVER look like doors to you?! OH, mentions of Hikaru + Showers + Keito?! I lie.
Notes: My 5th attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! Hikaru is so OOC. D: I fail BADLY. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. #5 is kinda long, and has no crack. :( Sad. I just wanted to put in something different. And I made Keito mean to Hikaru?
Disclaimer: I own the plot, because I want to make a continuing drabble from here. :D
1. Hikaru thinks doors without door knobs are normal.
Hikaru stared at the door. He doesn't get why the door isn't budging from its spot at all.
"Come oooon! Opeennn uuup!!" He leaned against the door, pushing it, trying to open the door.
Hikaru fiddled with the lock, then grabbed hold of the invisible door knob, which is visible in his mind.
"Why aren't you opening up?!" He yelled at the door, in a non-angry frustrated way, pointing at it rudely, as if it was a person.
It was an awkward silence, until Inoo slid the door open, and looking at him, oddly.
"Oh, here you are. Where were you? BEST is already downstairs.." Inoo raised an eyebrow when he noticed Hikaru pointing at the door, in a frozen position.
"What's wrong with you?"
Silence.
"You're weird."
Silence.
"All right, I'll leave you with.. the door.. I guess?" Inoo slid the door close again, and went off, while glancing back at the door, concerned about Hikaru.
Hikaru just stayed there, trying to take in what just happened, before he went to the open, and slid it open and close and open again.
He laughed to himself. "Oh, it's a sliding door!"
Inoo stopped in his tracks as he was at the entrance of his living room, when he heard Hikaru laughing. BEST looked at him, and then at the stairs as well.
"What a weirdo.." They agreed amongst themselves, while Hikaru laughed at his idiocy, killing himself inside.
2. Public bathrooms seem to hate Hikaru.
Hikaru thought sliding doors were mean, but public toilets were meaner, because they ACTUALLY locked him in.
He banged his fist onto the door. "Heeeeey! Annnyyyoooonnne ooouuuut?"
He waited for a response, but it was just silent.
"Coooome ooon! I have a class to gooo tooo!"
He had really hoped someone actually heard that.
"I.. I can thank you on the television when Hey! Say! JUMP is on!!"
He frowned when there was still no answer.
"Or maaaybe I can treat you out!?"
"Hikaru! Climb up the door. Just stand on the toilet seat, and climb over the door."
Hikaru looked at the toilet seat, and stepped on it, before climbing over the door. He looked at his savior to find it's Taiyo.
Taiyo smiled at him. "So, about your treat.."
Hikaru glared at him. "You were waiting for that?"
3. Hikaru still thinks doors without door knobs are normal.
Hikaru stared at the walls of the bathroom. It was his first time in a flashy bathroom, let alone be on a flashy, creepy show with Hey! Say! JUMP. They weren't keen on going on that show either, but Johnny decided that they had too much free time, and sent them to it anyway.
"So.. I'm done.." Hikaru looked at the huge bathroom. "And I explored every single item and switches in here.."
He stopped and looked front.
"But I have no idea where the door is."
He went to the wall, feeling it, whilst searching for a door knob.
After a few minutes, he was convinced that at the spot he's at was where the door is. But his only problem was finding the door knob.
He swished his hand all over the spot. "It's not here!"
Having to decide to move on, he searched once more, and soon gave up when he was sure the only way out was through the toilet bowl, but that's just stupid. It's not like he's fit in there.
He leaned against the wall, slid down on the floor, resting his head against the wall as well.
"I guess I don't have to appear on the show in these." He eyed his extremely flashy costume. He couldn't decided whether the designers were high and on drugs, or just plain insane, because he does not know which way is front or which is the back. He wasn't even sure if he's not wearing it inside-out!
"The only thing I like about this costume is that it's matching colors with Keito." But he does not get with teddy bear key chain plushies were sewed on the side, and he swore that the costume had partly an apron to it. And also his pants sure had a really long zip from the middle of his waist, down to his privates, and also up until the butt. It's not like they're not going to unzip that part!
Soon enough, he heard a sound, and looked around. One part of the wall then opened, and soon came in Keito, looking around.
"You're here," Keito stated out. "I was looking for you."
Hikaru grinned happily at Keito. Not only was Keito his savior, but the fact that he was looking for Hikaru made his heart melt.
Hikaru got up and jumped on the younger member, embracing him in a huge hug.
"Hikaru. Your fly is unzipped, and you're wearing your top inside-out, and backwards. You took Yuto's shoes, and also you might have taken the wrong jacket. That's either Chinen's or Ryutaro's because it looks kind of tight on you. Hurry up, the show's starting soon."
In a second, Keito's words just broke Hikaru's happy thoughts, and pulled him down to hell.
4. One time was a prank.
Hikaru looked under the mat, under the sink, in the showers, in the toilet bowl.
"It's not here! I can't find it!" He called out to the younger members of JUMP.
"Are you sure? It's in there!" Yuto called back, as he let out a soft chuckle. He held on the door knob, pulling it back so Hikaru can't get out. Yamada had his arms wrapped around Yuto's waist, and Chinen's around his, and Ryutaro finally held onto Chinen's.
"I'm sure! I checked everywhere! I can't find the key!" Hikaru cried out as he franticly searched for the key once more.
"Have you tried the drawers?!"
"Not yet, let-" Hikaru stopped after opening the drawers, and let out a shrill cry of fear, thumbling back onto the ground, and scurried off to the corner of the shower, not noticing that in the shower itself was the set-up of another trap. Hikaru soon finds himself sitting in a pool of mysterious blue-green-orange-yellow-pink-purple paint liquid.
"Y-You guys... LET ME OOOUT NOOOW!"
7 chuckled to themselves, until they noticed Takaki passing by.
Soon enough, Yuto signaled to the other 3, before letting go. Yuto, Yamada and Ryutaro ran off, while Chinen ran to Takaki, and took his hand with a cheerful smile. "Come on, follow me."
Takaki smiled back, and followed the younger boy obediently. Chinen pulled the older member to the front of the door, before letting go, and running off with a wave.
Takaki waved back, before looking at the door, tilting his head to the side.
Curious, he opened the door, and slowly peeked his head in. In the corner, he noticed a dark, murderous aura being emitted.
Soon enough, Takaki was the one who let out a scream while being the victim of Hikaru's rage, leaving him to wonder why he seemed to have this bad luck of being the victim of BEST's anger.
5. One time JUMP had to save him.
After being paint-pranked by 7, Hikaru decided to take a shower, after he's done getting rid of evidence that he killed Takaki bringing Takaki to a nearby JUMP member so Takaki can be brought to be treated and comforted.
Hikaru really enjoyed his shower, and well, it washed away his feelings of wanting to kill 7, and thought of it as a happy member-ai act. Hikaru frowned. Koyama sure influenced him. He shrugged it off and continued with his shower.
After he's done, finally dressed, and ready to face JUMP with a grin, he tried to unlock the door, and turn the door knob open.
CLACK.
"Huh?" He tried to turn the door knob once more.
CLACK.
It was stuck in position, and did not even move a bit. He locked the door, and unlocked it again. He tried to turn the door knob, but it was still stuck.
He decided to try again and again, with different strengths and different methods.
After 30 minutes of try, it was clear that he was definitely locked in.
He banged on the door with his fist. "Someone out there?!"
Luckily for him, Keito was just passing by. "Hikaru?"
"Keito! Good! You're here!"
Keito thought that Hikaru was about to open the door and glomp him tight, so he quickly moved back.
"Can you try opening the door from outside for me?"
Keito gave a questioning look, though Hikaru couldn't see that. He carefully walked to the door, and turned the door knob, but noticed it was stiff stuck.
"Hikaru, I can't turn it." Keito could hear Hikaru let out a groan of frustration. "Okay, Keito, do me a favour. Get the staff, or tell the BEST member. JUST PLEASE GET HELP!"
Sensing that Hikaru wasn't joking, Keito quickly left to get help. Soon enough, 7 passed by, and Hikaru called out for them. They tried, but failed. Keito soon came back with BEST, and they tried as well, but no success. They got the staff, and soon enough, after trying to pull it open, it didn't work, neither did the keys.
Hikaru has been stuck in the bathroom for more than an hour now, and he could feel that his heart was aching. He wanted to go out really soon, and if he had to stay in any longer than 2 hours, he's sure to throw and tantrum or cry.
But he decided on the 2nd choice instead.
He sat on the floor, against the wall, just opposite to the door. He could hear people talking outside, and how he wished they was with them instead. His throat felt dry, and tears were forming in his eyes. Even though he's already 17 years old, he's still a kid, and more he's scared that he would never get out of the room. His thoughts about his life went passed by his mind, and he thought of Ya-Ya-yah. He still had to treat Taiyo out. Then Hey! Say! JUMP..
A tear slid down his cheek. "Hikaru?" He heard Keito call out. "Huh? W-What?" Hikaru straightened up, and quickly wiped his tears away.
"Stay back from the door, and please stand really far from it." Hikaru sensed a bit of worry in his tone, and decided to move fast. He hid in the shower, which was still wet, but heck, he didn't care even if he sat down in the water puddle..
PAK! Hikaru closed his eyes up tight when the door was cut in half with an axe, in unorderly manner. Someone then kicked the door down, and it fell to the ground. JUMP quickly went in, as they felt worried over Hikaru's silence in the last 30 minutes. They thought that he had fainted or passed out or became insane from lack of food, or even Keito-deprived!
They huddled over around him, and stared at his face. It was clear that he cried a bit.
"Are you crying?"
"AM NOT!" Hikaru rubbed his face. But JUMP continued to tease him, until Keito spoke up.
"Well, we're glad that you're fine. We were worried ourselves. Ryutaro, Chinen, Yuto, Takaki, and Inoo cried as well."
Hikaru stared at them, as Yuto, Takaki and Inoo protested, "DID NOT!" A grin formed at his mouth, as he let out a laugh, and hugged them all.
"Member-ai hug~"
6. Hikaru thinks bathrooms are the best place to hide.
Hikaru's face twitched when he noticed JUMP members playing, cuddling, snuggling, holding, hugging a cursed furball.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE?!" He screamed as he pointed at a fluffy snowy white kitten that mewed and walked towards him, stopping a metre away from him.
"They're for our next photoshoot," Takaki stated as he went to the kitten and picked it up carefully and gently, then craddling it in his arms.
Yabu soon came with a kitten that had brown and black tiger stripes on its body. "We know you don't like cats that much, but can you bear with us for this only one photoshoot?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Hikaru screamed as he ran away from the room.
Takaki looked at Yabu, who looked back at him, and sighed. "If he doesn't come back in 10 minutes, I'll go fetch him.. But come with me just in case. Oh, and don't forget to bring the handcuffs, ropes, chains, straightjacket.. and also Wasabi crackers, and one or two of Keito's pictures," Yabu told him. Takaki nodded his head, and went off to get the 'Control-And/Or-Capture-Hikaru' kit.
Hikaru opened the door, and rushed in, quickly locking the door. He tried to catch his breath, as he turned his head and looked at the door. "Safe.."
"Hikaru?.."
Hikaru looked back front and noticed a shirtless Keito.
"Uhhh.. Can I hide here for a moment?" Hikaru asked, as he glanced at the door, trying to ignore the fact that Keito is only wearing jeans.
"I guess," Keito replied.
Hikaru let out a sigh of relief, and slid down the wall, and sat down on the ground. He smiled to himself for his successful escape, and the fact that he found the perfect hiding place. Not only will people don't dare to enter because Keito was changing, and the fact that they think Hikaru was too scared of bathrooms now, but also the fact that he gets to hide in the room WITH Keito changing.
"I think I like bathrooms when I get to share it with Keito."
Feel free to comment. :D
That's my 2nd drabble for today. And one more to post. :D I didn't put any effort to put anything funny in this. Because I fail.
Pairing: Hikato, TakaChii? 'Member-ai'
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC Hikaru & JUMP + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Do walls EVER look like doors to you?! OH, mentions of Hikaru + Showers + Keito?! I lie.
Notes: My 5th attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! Hikaru is so OOC. D: I fail BADLY. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Yamabu. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon, here. #5 is kinda long, and has no crack. :( Sad. I just wanted to put in something different. And I made Keito mean to Hikaru?
Disclaimer: I own the plot, because I want to make a continuing drabble from here. :D
1. Hikaru thinks doors without door knobs are normal.
Hikaru stared at the door. He doesn't get why the door isn't budging from its spot at all.
"Come oooon! Opeennn uuup!!" He leaned against the door, pushing it, trying to open the door.
Hikaru fiddled with the lock, then grabbed hold of the invisible door knob, which is visible in his mind.
"Why aren't you opening up?!" He yelled at the door, in a non-angry frustrated way, pointing at it rudely, as if it was a person.
It was an awkward silence, until Inoo slid the door open, and looking at him, oddly.
"Oh, here you are. Where were you? BEST is already downstairs.." Inoo raised an eyebrow when he noticed Hikaru pointing at the door, in a frozen position.
"What's wrong with you?"
Silence.
"You're weird."
Silence.
"All right, I'll leave you with.. the door.. I guess?" Inoo slid the door close again, and went off, while glancing back at the door, concerned about Hikaru.
Hikaru just stayed there, trying to take in what just happened, before he went to the open, and slid it open and close and open again.
He laughed to himself. "Oh, it's a sliding door!"
Inoo stopped in his tracks as he was at the entrance of his living room, when he heard Hikaru laughing. BEST looked at him, and then at the stairs as well.
"What a weirdo.." They agreed amongst themselves, while Hikaru laughed at his idiocy, killing himself inside.
2. Public bathrooms seem to hate Hikaru.
Hikaru thought sliding doors were mean, but public toilets were meaner, because they ACTUALLY locked him in.
He banged his fist onto the door. "Heeeeey! Annnyyyoooonnne ooouuuut?"
He waited for a response, but it was just silent.
"Coooome ooon! I have a class to gooo tooo!"
He had really hoped someone actually heard that.
"I.. I can thank you on the television when Hey! Say! JUMP is on!!"
He frowned when there was still no answer.
"Or maaaybe I can treat you out!?"
"Hikaru! Climb up the door. Just stand on the toilet seat, and climb over the door."
Hikaru looked at the toilet seat, and stepped on it, before climbing over the door. He looked at his savior to find it's Taiyo.
Taiyo smiled at him. "So, about your treat.."
Hikaru glared at him. "You were waiting for that?"
3. Hikaru still thinks doors without door knobs are normal.
Hikaru stared at the walls of the bathroom. It was his first time in a flashy bathroom, let alone be on a flashy, creepy show with Hey! Say! JUMP. They weren't keen on going on that show either, but Johnny decided that they had too much free time, and sent them to it anyway.
"So.. I'm done.." Hikaru looked at the huge bathroom. "And I explored every single item and switches in here.."
He stopped and looked front.
"But I have no idea where the door is."
He went to the wall, feeling it, whilst searching for a door knob.
After a few minutes, he was convinced that at the spot he's at was where the door is. But his only problem was finding the door knob.
He swished his hand all over the spot. "It's not here!"
Having to decide to move on, he searched once more, and soon gave up when he was sure the only way out was through the toilet bowl, but that's just stupid. It's not like he's fit in there.
He leaned against the wall, slid down on the floor, resting his head against the wall as well.
"I guess I don't have to appear on the show in these." He eyed his extremely flashy costume. He couldn't decided whether the designers were high and on drugs, or just plain insane, because he does not know which way is front or which is the back. He wasn't even sure if he's not wearing it inside-out!
"The only thing I like about this costume is that it's matching colors with Keito." But he does not get with teddy bear key chain plushies were sewed on the side, and he swore that the costume had partly an apron to it. And also his pants sure had a really long zip from the middle of his waist, down to his privates, and also up until the butt. It's not like they're not going to unzip that part!
Soon enough, he heard a sound, and looked around. One part of the wall then opened, and soon came in Keito, looking around.
"You're here," Keito stated out. "I was looking for you."
Hikaru grinned happily at Keito. Not only was Keito his savior, but the fact that he was looking for Hikaru made his heart melt.
Hikaru got up and jumped on the younger member, embracing him in a huge hug.
"Hikaru. Your fly is unzipped, and you're wearing your top inside-out, and backwards. You took Yuto's shoes, and also you might have taken the wrong jacket. That's either Chinen's or Ryutaro's because it looks kind of tight on you. Hurry up, the show's starting soon."
In a second, Keito's words just broke Hikaru's happy thoughts, and pulled him down to hell.
4. One time was a prank.
Hikaru looked under the mat, under the sink, in the showers, in the toilet bowl.
"It's not here! I can't find it!" He called out to the younger members of JUMP.
"Are you sure? It's in there!" Yuto called back, as he let out a soft chuckle. He held on the door knob, pulling it back so Hikaru can't get out. Yamada had his arms wrapped around Yuto's waist, and Chinen's around his, and Ryutaro finally held onto Chinen's.
"I'm sure! I checked everywhere! I can't find the key!" Hikaru cried out as he franticly searched for the key once more.
"Have you tried the drawers?!"
"Not yet, let-" Hikaru stopped after opening the drawers, and let out a shrill cry of fear, thumbling back onto the ground, and scurried off to the corner of the shower, not noticing that in the shower itself was the set-up of another trap. Hikaru soon finds himself sitting in a pool of mysterious blue-green-orange-yellow-pink-purple paint liquid.
"Y-You guys... LET ME OOOUT NOOOW!"
7 chuckled to themselves, until they noticed Takaki passing by.
Soon enough, Yuto signaled to the other 3, before letting go. Yuto, Yamada and Ryutaro ran off, while Chinen ran to Takaki, and took his hand with a cheerful smile. "Come on, follow me."
Takaki smiled back, and followed the younger boy obediently. Chinen pulled the older member to the front of the door, before letting go, and running off with a wave.
Takaki waved back, before looking at the door, tilting his head to the side.
Curious, he opened the door, and slowly peeked his head in. In the corner, he noticed a dark, murderous aura being emitted.
Soon enough, Takaki was the one who let out a scream while being the victim of Hikaru's rage, leaving him to wonder why he seemed to have this bad luck of being the victim of BEST's anger.
5. One time JUMP had to save him.
After being paint-pranked by 7, Hikaru decided to take a shower, after he's done getting rid of evidence that he killed Takaki bringing Takaki to a nearby JUMP member so Takaki can be brought to be treated and comforted.
Hikaru really enjoyed his shower, and well, it washed away his feelings of wanting to kill 7, and thought of it as a happy member-ai act. Hikaru frowned. Koyama sure influenced him. He shrugged it off and continued with his shower.
After he's done, finally dressed, and ready to face JUMP with a grin, he tried to unlock the door, and turn the door knob open.
CLACK.
"Huh?" He tried to turn the door knob once more.
CLACK.
It was stuck in position, and did not even move a bit. He locked the door, and unlocked it again. He tried to turn the door knob, but it was still stuck.
He decided to try again and again, with different strengths and different methods.
After 30 minutes of try, it was clear that he was definitely locked in.
He banged on the door with his fist. "Someone out there?!"
Luckily for him, Keito was just passing by. "Hikaru?"
"Keito! Good! You're here!"
Keito thought that Hikaru was about to open the door and glomp him tight, so he quickly moved back.
"Can you try opening the door from outside for me?"
Keito gave a questioning look, though Hikaru couldn't see that. He carefully walked to the door, and turned the door knob, but noticed it was stiff stuck.
"Hikaru, I can't turn it." Keito could hear Hikaru let out a groan of frustration. "Okay, Keito, do me a favour. Get the staff, or tell the BEST member. JUST PLEASE GET HELP!"
Sensing that Hikaru wasn't joking, Keito quickly left to get help. Soon enough, 7 passed by, and Hikaru called out for them. They tried, but failed. Keito soon came back with BEST, and they tried as well, but no success. They got the staff, and soon enough, after trying to pull it open, it didn't work, neither did the keys.
Hikaru has been stuck in the bathroom for more than an hour now, and he could feel that his heart was aching. He wanted to go out really soon, and if he had to stay in any longer than 2 hours, he's sure to throw and tantrum or cry.
But he decided on the 2nd choice instead.
He sat on the floor, against the wall, just opposite to the door. He could hear people talking outside, and how he wished they was with them instead. His throat felt dry, and tears were forming in his eyes. Even though he's already 17 years old, he's still a kid, and more he's scared that he would never get out of the room. His thoughts about his life went passed by his mind, and he thought of Ya-Ya-yah. He still had to treat Taiyo out. Then Hey! Say! JUMP..
A tear slid down his cheek. "Hikaru?" He heard Keito call out. "Huh? W-What?" Hikaru straightened up, and quickly wiped his tears away.
"Stay back from the door, and please stand really far from it." Hikaru sensed a bit of worry in his tone, and decided to move fast. He hid in the shower, which was still wet, but heck, he didn't care even if he sat down in the water puddle..
PAK! Hikaru closed his eyes up tight when the door was cut in half with an axe, in unorderly manner. Someone then kicked the door down, and it fell to the ground. JUMP quickly went in, as they felt worried over Hikaru's silence in the last 30 minutes. They thought that he had fainted or passed out or became insane from lack of food, or even Keito-deprived!
They huddled over around him, and stared at his face. It was clear that he cried a bit.
"Are you crying?"
"AM NOT!" Hikaru rubbed his face. But JUMP continued to tease him, until Keito spoke up.
"Well, we're glad that you're fine. We were worried ourselves. Ryutaro, Chinen, Yuto, Takaki, and Inoo cried as well."
Hikaru stared at them, as Yuto, Takaki and Inoo protested, "DID NOT!" A grin formed at his mouth, as he let out a laugh, and hugged them all.
"Member-ai hug~"
6. Hikaru thinks bathrooms are the best place to hide.
Hikaru's face twitched when he noticed JUMP members playing, cuddling, snuggling, holding, hugging a cursed furball.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE?!" He screamed as he pointed at a fluffy snowy white kitten that mewed and walked towards him, stopping a metre away from him.
"They're for our next photoshoot," Takaki stated as he went to the kitten and picked it up carefully and gently, then craddling it in his arms.
Yabu soon came with a kitten that had brown and black tiger stripes on its body. "We know you don't like cats that much, but can you bear with us for this only one photoshoot?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Hikaru screamed as he ran away from the room.
Takaki looked at Yabu, who looked back at him, and sighed. "If he doesn't come back in 10 minutes, I'll go fetch him.. But come with me just in case. Oh, and don't forget to bring the handcuffs, ropes, chains, straightjacket.. and also Wasabi crackers, and one or two of Keito's pictures," Yabu told him. Takaki nodded his head, and went off to get the 'Control-And/Or-Capture-Hikaru' kit.
Hikaru opened the door, and rushed in, quickly locking the door. He tried to catch his breath, as he turned his head and looked at the door. "Safe.."
"Hikaru?.."
Hikaru looked back front and noticed a shirtless Keito.
"Uhhh.. Can I hide here for a moment?" Hikaru asked, as he glanced at the door, trying to ignore the fact that Keito is only wearing jeans.
"I guess," Keito replied.
Hikaru let out a sigh of relief, and slid down the wall, and sat down on the ground. He smiled to himself for his successful escape, and the fact that he found the perfect hiding place. Not only will people don't dare to enter because Keito was changing, and the fact that they think Hikaru was too scared of bathrooms now, but also the fact that he gets to hide in the room WITH Keito changing.
"I think I like bathrooms when I get to share it with Keito."
Feel free to comment. :D
That's my 2nd drabble for today. And one more to post. :D I didn't put any effort to put anything funny in this. Because I fail.