Title: 173. 5 times JUMP went on a camping trip + 1 time nothing bad happened during the trip
Pairing: :D Member-ai! Hikato + TakaChii + Hikanoo + ..Takanoo?!
Rating: PG
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap.
Notes: My 7th attempt at writing a drabble, real life people, oh and humor! Everyone is so OOC. D: I fail BADLY. So please criticize me, I'm deprived for Hikato. *SHOT* For HSJ-thon,
here.
Disclaimer: I own the prompt and the plot. D: How sucky.
1. Chinen needs room for fishing equipment.
"Let's go look for insects!" Yuuto exclaimed, looking at JUMP. Takaki shivered at the word insect. Yamada, and Ryutaro agreed to his idea, though ignored him when he said, "In Papua New Guinea!" at the last minute.
Takaki looked around for his favourite companion, only to find Chinen by the river, examining.. or staring intently into the water. Either Chinen was quickly absorbed into the water movements, or he was just being Ohno-like. He shrugged it off and went towards the younger boy in case anything bad happens.
Keito was just grabbing his stuff from the van, which they might have stolen, before tensing up when Hikaru hugged him from the back. "Keeei-Kuun~" Keito just looked at Hikaru, with a curious look. He wondered why Hikaru has always clinged onto him.
Inoo who was on the other door opposite to them, was also trying to get his bag which was at the same spot as Keito. He twitched as he stared at the two. "But, Kei is MY name."
"Yabu," Daiki called out as he stared at the stuff at the back of the van. Yabu turned his head to the youngest member of BEST. "What is it?"
"Did you forget our tent, and other stuff?"
"No, I don't think I did." Yabu raised an eyebrow.
"Then are you going fishing?" Daiki looked back at him as Yabu made his way to him.
"No.. I'm not planning to. Why are you-" Yabu stopped beside Daiki, as he stared at the stuff that was at the back of the van. Someone had unloaded the essential stuffs, like tent, sleeping bags, and a few more. But in its place were just fishing equipments.
Thinking of the only possible person to have that..
"CHINEN!" Yabu yelled out.
But Chinen was already long gone with Takaki on an exploration adventure.
Daiki, Hikaru, Inoo, and Keito looked at Yabu. With that kind of aura, Takaki would become the victim of his anger again, since Takaki was the one who brought Chinen far far away. Perhaps Takaki had guessed that Chinen would do something like this after watching Chinen play with the water, and asking him if he knew how to fish.
Although, TakaChii was strong, but Yabu's anger was even more terrifying. Same goes with Hikaru. He knew after having to become their victim.
2. Takaki thinks water keeps bugs away from their stuff.
JUMP decided to give camping another try, and this time Yabu made sure Chinen did not unload his stuff and put in fishing equipments which he will never use.
Yuuto, this time, went with Hikaru, Chinen and Daiki. Yamada and Ryutaro decided that having Yuuto to lead them on a search for insects was no good, especially when Yuuto kept stopping to check under each and every rock, and look inside each holes in the ground and trees. Not to mention, he had a very bad sense of direction that almost lead to their death.
Yabu, Takaki and Inoo had finished unloading their stuff, and well, Inoo decided to take a rest in the van, while Yabu wanted to plan out how the layout would be. Keito and the other two free 7 member decided to do relax a bit under the trees.
Takaki looked for a place to go to without having to encounter any bugs, and the only place he found was beside Inoo, who was sleeping in the van with all the doors opened. Takaki stared at Inoo, thinking of how much he looked like a girl, and thought that Inoo would actually look good if he crossdresses.
Takaki shook his head, erasing the image of Inoo wearing a skirt, and also him wearing a Yukata. "There must not be any Takanoo here." He decided on that goal, as he supports Hikanoo wholeheartedly. No one seems to know why he knows all these pairings.
Deciding to have some fresh air, he got out of the van and walked around, wondering when they'll be back. He watched as Yamada talked to Keito and Ryutaro about climbing trees, and then Yabu was still looking at the campsite, planning the layout with a concentrated look. He stopped by the camping equipment before noticing ants nearby. It sent him a shiver up his spine.
SPLASH. Takaki had threw a handful of water on the ants, and watched them drown. But there was an endless troupe of them.
A Hikaru-like idea struck his mind. Maybe he's been reading seeing too much Hikanoo. He took the stuff and put them into the water, conviced that insects won't be able to reach their stuff.
Being pleased with his work, he went off to Inoo again, deciding to rest.
After a while, Takaki and Inoo broke away from their rest. They got out of the van quickly and went to the source to find Yabu standing by the water.
"Okay, who put our stuff in the water?" Yabu turned to the five gathered members who were not on Yuuto's insect adventure cruise.
Takaki felt his heart skipped a beat. He looked behind Yabu to find only half of their stuff there, and all of them drenched wet. He looked over at the river to find more of their stuff float down the stream. He gulped. He did NOT want to be Yabu's victim for the third time.
3. Hikaru gets locked in the bathroom again.
This was JUMP's third trip, and well, nothing went wrong so far. Though, they had changed locations. One with a public bathroom nearby, since a few JUMP members were complaining about not being able to relieve themselves without the fear of having another member jump on them.
Chinen and Takaki were not permitted to touch the camping equipment, but only able to touch their own stuff and food.
Strangely, everything was going TOO smoothly. Especially for Keito.
He wasn't being burdened by anything, nor did anyone cling onto him, or attempt to steal his food. Although, he felt relief, his heart seemed to tell him another thing. He felt worried. He stopped eating, and looked around. JUMP members were eating their lunch which they cooked themselves over the camp fire.
Looking at it, maybe Inoo had decided to make his move on Hikaru ont his trip. Keito let out a small sigh. He couldn't help but feel that he misses having the burden clinging onto him. He glanced around again, until his eyes stopped on Inoo... who was eating alone.. beside Yabu.
"Huh?" Inoo noticing a pair of eyes on him, he looked back at Keito. The both members stared at each other, and soon noticed that Hikaru was missing. Either they can reach each other's movements, or talk telepathically. Both members put aside their food, and decided to leave JUMP to wonder what's wrong with them, as they searched for Hikaru.
After 20 minutes, both of them stopped at the public bathroom. The only place that Hikaru can get stuck in.
"Hikaru?" Inoo called out. They could hear a sniff.
"Hikaru." Keito called out. Hikaru's head perked up.
"Keito!" He cried out.
"I'm HERE, TOO." Inoo frowned a bit, but said nothing.
"I'm.. locked in." Hikaru let out a nervous laugh. Both Inoo and Keito looked at each other, before letting out a sigh.
Maybe an outdoor bathroom would be better, and hey, they can get used to it.
4. Inoo attempts Hikanoo again.
JUMP decided that the first site was better, and more exciting, according to Yuuto. Those who went on the search for the insects groaned.
Yuuto decided on going once more, and Yabu was curious to what they all were frustrated about. Keito came along with him, curious of how Yuuto would shock him with his surprises.
Chinen, this time, decided to rest after being so tired. Takaki sat under the shade of the tree while Chinen cuddled up on his lap, asleep. Takaki took this moment to rest himself.
Ryutaro, Daiki, and Yamada decided to do their own exploring around the campsite.
While Yabu is away, he decided to put Hikaru in charge of guarding their stuff, and maybe set up camp if he was bored. Inoo decided to use this moment for Hikanoo since Keito, actually.. no one, other than the sleeping TakaChii, was around.
Hikaru got bored after a minute that Yuuto's Insect Adventure Cruise left once more, and decided to set camp up instead.
Inoo watched as Hikaru took the equipment out from its pack, and read the instructions before chucking it away, and rely on his instincts instead. Inoo felt his heart skipped a beat, as he saw the concentrated cool look Hikaru had on his face. It wasn't often people saw him like that. Inoo blushed at the sight of a cool Hikaru, but then stopped when he noticed Hikaru struggling with the tent slightly.
Inoo got up and walked over to Hikaru, helping the younger boy. "I'll help."
"Thanks." Hikaru flashed him a grin, before going back to the tent. Inoo felt his face heat up, and his heart beating extremely fast.
The pair exchanged words, as they worked together on the tent, flashing each other smiles and grins as well. Inoo noticed that Hikaru was normal, but still the goofy Hikaru he was.
"I think I made a mistake here." Inoo noticed as he tried to fix the bendable metal pole was stuck in the knots of the tent. "Let me fix it." Hikaru placed his hand on the knots, which was where Inoo's hand was. Inoo tensed up, blushing a mad shade of read, before pulling his hand, though, not noticing he was still holding the tent.
TEAR.
Hikaru and Inoo stared at the tent. It was torn in half, and well, now they had no tent.
To hide the evidence, they chucked it aside before Yabu came back, and when he did, he was confused to where the tent had gone. Though, he soon found it torn in half, and situated not far from the sleeping TakaChii pair.
And well, let's just skip that part.
5. When Ryutaro gets stuck up a tree.
Yuuto decided that he won't go on the Insect Adventure cruise for that trip, because he noticed Yamada not spending time with him at all.
BEST decided to set camp up, while 7 was just playing around.
"So, how do I get down?"
"Er.. well.." Yuuto and Yamada looked at each other. They knew how to, but, to explain it in words was hard.
Ryutaro stared at them from above, as he sat on a tree branch, holding onto it, while trembling a bit.
"You guys.."
"It's hard to explain." Yuuto let out a nervous laugh, while Yamada decides to find BEST.
Ryutaro stared at him in disbelief.
"So, you're saying I'm stuck in a tree?"
"I guess so."
When Yamada came back with BEST, Hikaru hesitatedly because he thought it was a cat, but panicked when he saw it was Ryutaro.
By the time, they came, Ryutaro was already in tears, and the rest of 7 tried to comfort him with words while standing under the tree.
"So, whose idea was it to have him climb up a tree?" 7 pointed at Yuuto, who just gave a nervous look. "Because I thought he'd look cute as a squirrel?"
Yabu let out a sigh, and well, it was all up to BEST to get Ryutaro down.
Takaki tried to get him down, but even he was too short to reach Ryutaro. Daiki tried getting Ryutaro to jump down with Pocky, but instead, it attracted animals, which soon attacked him, and he fell into Takaki, who fell into the water, soaking wet.
Yabu's and Inoo's plan didn't work either, and after watching them all fail, Hikaru suddenly thought of something. He got Takaki, and made him lift Hikaru up, and well, that did it, until Hikaru lost balance, and in Takaki's attempt to make them balance, the three of them fell into the water again. But at least Ryutaro got off the tree.
6. JUMP doesn't necessarily bring in problems.
JUMP decided on their last camping trip for the time being, and well, everything went extremely well.
They manage to set everything.
Chinen no longer sulked about no being able to go fishing, Yamada and Yuuto were not having a Yamajima moment, nor did Yuuto decide to go on another insect search in 'Papua New Guinea'. Ryutaro stayed away from treetops, and Keito decided that it was best if he kept an eye on Ryutaro.
Takaki did not scream at every bugs he saw, but instead, he does shiver and attempt to abuse them, when Hikaru threw water at him, scolding his that animals have their rights as well. Hikaru was not being a burden to Keito, but instead, he just gave quick hugs before going off doing his own thing. Inoo managed to stay calm with Hikaru, and well, he did manage to get some time with Hikaru alone, though he swore that Keito was checking up on them on some occasions.
Daiki had also stayed out of trouble, though he was now harmonizing with the animals of nature and they shared moments together, munching on Pocky. Seems that Daiky was back.
By night time, Yabu watched everyone. They weren't causing any trouble, and he felt concerned and suspicious. Is everything really going well? Or is the worst going to happen soon?
Yabu spent the whole time at night, watching anything suspicious, and well, that just proved him wrong. Nothing out of the ordinary happened at night, and he managed to sleep in peace.
Though, JUMP decided that since Yabu was expecting something, they decided to prank with by carrying his sleeping bag over to the other side of the river and go back to sleep at the other side. When Yabu woke up the next morning, he was confused why he was sleeping far away from the rest of JUMP.
Feel free to comment. :D
I really enjoyed writing this though! Even though there's not much crack, or not so interesting, I found it fun to try and write other JUMP members.