21. 5 times JUMP hid a cat plushie in Hikaru's bag (HSJ-thon)
Title: 21. 5 times JUMP hid a cat plushie in Hikaru's bag
Pairing: Member-ai! ...only.
Rating: PG-15 because it's my age! XD
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Though, it said JUMP hid a cat plushie, but.. but.. I went out of topic at a few of them!
Notes: XD I failed in this! So please criticize me, I'm deprived for sleep. For HSJ-thon, here.
Disclaimer: I own the plot & a cat plushie. :D
1. One time was just a tease.
Hikaru fumed as JUMP kept teasing him about the cat plushie and cat mascot incident.
"So, Hikaru, did a cat plushie stalked you home again?" Takaki asked, in a joking tone. "Or is it a cat mascot this time?"
"Are the cat plushies still multiplying?"
"Did you see a doctor?"
"Maybe you need to get your eyes checked."
"Are you sure you're not dreaming?"
"Maybe you're just delusional."
"Or insane."
"Or both."
"Stop it!" Hikaru turned to JUMP and hissed at them, though he wasn't quite sure if they were teasing him, mocking him, worried about him, commenting him, praising him, insulting him, or just asking out of boredom.
"I'm going home!" Hikaru got up from his seat, not being able to take anymore of their comments.
"Yeah, just be back in time for work," Yabu stated out, knowing that Hikaru would just probably hide himself in a bathroom, and sulk.
Hikaru frowned even more, now they're teasing him about bathrooms! He grabbed his bag, and attempted to leave the room without a word, and when he did, he stuffed his hand into his bag, checking whether he has everything in his bag. But it felt like there's a bit more weight on his bag.
His heart skipped a beat, when his hand came in contact with some fluffy, furry, soft, comfortable, smooth, silky, recognizable, familiar, cursed stuff. His eyes widened. Can it possibly be?!...
He let out a scream before throwing his bag at the door and running away to only-Keito-and-Inoo-knows-where.
Takaki and Yuuto let out a laugh, as the rest of JUMP just stared at the huge hole made of the door and Hikaru's bag which laid down on the floor surrounded by bits and pieces of broken wood, and its dust. Who knew Hikaru had that much strength? And all of it stimulated by the cuddly, fluffy, harmless cat plushie which sat down on the floor, beside Hikaru's bag.
2. One time was Ryutaro's mistake.
Ryutaro didn't mention it to anyone, but he also had noticed that cat plushies has been appearing a lot in the hallways, as well as a giggling Takaki, but he thought it was normal of Takaki to be an oddball.
While making his way to their dressing room, he noticed a cat plushie at the corner. He thought he'd leave it there, when he heard the familiar footsteps of another JUMP member. He turned his head to the back, and saw the carefree Hikaru walking towards his direction with his bag slung over his shoulder.
Ryutaro thought that if Hikaru saw the cat plushie, it would just make JUMP think he's delusional, and well, Ryutaro doesn't quite know what it meant, but he pretty much know it's not a good thing.
He quickly picked it up and ran ahead into their room, while Hikaru watched him, with a questioning and confused look, though he thought that Ryutaro had ran away from him because he wanted to avoid the accused-delusional boy.
Ryutaro tossed the cat plushie to the couch, before plopping onto the couch, face-down.
Takaki was sitting at the table, when he noticed Ryutaro and the cat plushie. He felt his heart beating quickly. Maybe he was caught?!..
Ryutaro sat up and settled his bag at the other end of the couch before getting up and plopping down beside Takaki.
"I'm worried about Hikaru."
"Because he's delusional?"
"No! Because I notice that the cat plushies ARE stalking him."
"Oh.." Takaki kept quiet, relieved that he hasn't been caught yet.
There was a moment of silence until Hikaru came into the room, waving at the two of them, greeting them a good morning, though something felt a little off about him.
He tossed his bag on the couch, landing right on top of the cat plushie.
Soon enough, other JUMP member started arriving, and Hikaru would hug Keito when he came, making Inoo slightly jealous.
Seeing as Chinen came in, Ryutaro then remembered about the cat plushie. Though, how Chinen reminded him of cat plushies was unknown.
Ryutaro went to the couch, and noticed a bag on the cat plushie. 'Huh? I don't remember putting my bag there..' He shrugged it off, and took the bag aside, and stuffing the cat plushie into the bag, though, unaware of his mistake, and unaware that both his bag and Hikaru's bag looked the same!
JUMP cringed, while the room was filled with a shriek.
"OKAY, WHO PUT THAT THING IN MY BAG?!" Hikaru sat as far as possible from his bag, pointing at it.
"What thing?" Chinen asked out.
"Thongs?"
"Condoms?"
"pr0n magazines?"
"Scary nude pictures of Yabu?"
"Why would he have that?"
"I don't know."
"Yabu's Coat West DVD?"
"Yuuto's insect collection?"
"Yamada's socks?"
"A rotten fish?"
"Takaki's iron?"
"Inoo's book on how to flirt?"
"Wasabi?"
"Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!" Yuuto held out his hand-made voodoo of a familiar figure. JUMP just stared at him oddly. Yuuto laughed nervously and hid his secret voodoo into his bag, before cursing himself in his mind.
"Is that their image of me?!" Hikaru yelled in his mind.
"No... it's... THAT." Hikaru made a funny face. Ryutaro's eyes widened when he noticed which bag Hikaru was pointing at.
"Ah!" Ryutaro rushed over to Hikaru's bag. BEST (except for Hikaru) was about to get up from their seat to rush and stop Ryutaro, in fear that it might be something that can corrupt the young boy's mind.
"Cat plushie!" Ryutaro exclaimed out as he held out the cat plushie. 'Oh, so that's it..'
3. One time was Inoo's revenge.
Inoo sat down on the chair at the opposite of the couch. His feet rested on the chair, and his legs together, he was hugging his legs, and also pouting slightly. He watched as Hikaru and Keito sat on the couch, with Hikaru giving Keito his every attention and concern. Oh how he wished it was him that Hikaru was attending to.
"So it's 'Please give me something to eat' not 'You give me food'?" Hikaru asked as Keito had tried telling him his mistake in his past shows.
"It's more polite, and a better way to say it."
"Oh.. I see." Hikaru studied it carefully, and at random times, he'd throw himself on Keito, hugging the younger boy, but letting go when Keito asked him to.
Occasionally, Hikaru would ask if Keito wanted to drink, or eat, or whether it felt either too cold or too hot for him, or maybe asked if there was anything that was disturbing him or anything he wanted, but Keito would usually say no to all that, although, seeing Daiky was a bit of a distraction, and a bit disturbing, he'd thought that it's best not to tell Hikaru, since the older member would have definitely snatched the beloved Pocky from Daiki, and give the poor snack a good kick out of the window, and into space, leaving Daiki to mourn over his loss.
All that, Inoo wanted to happen to him, and his jealousy got better hold of him.
When Hikaru had went out for a second, Inoo noticed a cat plushie lieing around Takaki's bag. Without a second thought, he stuffed it into Hikaru's bag before going back to his normal spot, trying to act normal.
Hikaru came in a minute after, and Inoo called it lucky. Seeing as no one else was in the room, Inoo left the room, locking it at the last minute, and well.. As predicted, Hikaru screamed, and tried to leave the room, but seeing as it's locked, Hikaru was on the verge of being traumatized when Takaki came in, and unintentionally saved Hikaru, who then clinged himself onto Takaki, and stalked him everywhere. Takaki then soon realised that that was how Hikaru felt when he clinged onto Hikaru because of the insect incident.
4. One time was an accident.
JUMP gathered around a cat plushie on the table.
"Should we hide it?"
"I guess."
"Hikaru might be back any minute now."
JUMP exchanged looks, before tensing up when they heard the door knob shake.
In a second, they tossed the cat plushie at a random spot, then grabbed the nearest thing and put it on top of the cat plushie.
Seeing as the only JUMP members present were only Takaki, Yuuto, Chinen, and Daiki, it was no surprise that they didn't think of the possiblity of just throwing it outside the window, or flushing it down the toilet, or putting it in their pants.
Luckily, Hikaru didn't notice the quick movement of the JUMP members, nor did he suspect anything.
He let out a sigh, before plopping down on the couch, leaning back on the it. He looked up at the other JUMP members who stood themselves in front of him, fidgeting, trying not to look suspicious, but failed to do so anyway.
"What?" Hikaru watched as they stared at him nervously, unable to sense anything odd, or the suspicious, sneaky aura that they had.
"I thought you were going to buy our drinks?" Daiki asked, when he noticed that Hikaru didn't bring in any can drinks. Hikaru slapped his forehead.
"Oh! So that's what I had to get! I forgot what I had to do, so I went to the bathroom instead.." He shot himself in his mind, but got up quickly. "I'll be right back!" He waved at the other JUMP members with a grin before making his way towards the door when he stopped, noticing he didn't have his wallet with him.
JUMP widened their eyes when they noticed Hikaru making his way to the cat plushie, and Takaki quickly grabbed his wrist. "What are you doing?"
"Going to get my wallet?" Hikaru raised an eyebrow. Takaki looked at what they used to hide the cat plushie, and mentally slap himself in the head when he noticed that it was Hikaru's bag.
Hikaru took that moment to pull his hand from Takaki's grip roughly, and went to the bag.
Takaki looked back at the rest, to find them missing, and then looked at Hikaru, who was crouching down to his bag.
Soon enough, Hikaru let out a scream, and well, when Yabu and Ryutaro arrived to their room, they noticed that there was no one else other than an unconscious Takaki on the floor, with a cat plushie right beside his head.
Seeing only that, Yabu shook his head, and looked at the younger member when he felt Ryutaro hold his arm in a sort of fear. They both knew who was the cause of this, the reason, and well.. everything else related to that.
5. One time was a mystery.
Takaki no longer wanted to play that prank on Hikaru, but he had already stopped when Inoo had his revenge. So who exactly was bringing all the cat plushies?
JUMP no longer see any more of the cat plushies, so they didn't bother themselves with Hikaru's fear of cat plushies now. And Hikaru no longer felt scared since it's been a while since he saw one other than the ones in his room.
JUMP stared at Hikaru who let out a scream before running out. They hadn't seen that in a while, and well, they instantly know what it meant. Ryutaro went to check HIkaru's bag to find the same at plushie.
"It's the same one." He told the rest. He took it out of Hikaru's bag and turned to the rest.
"How did that get there?"
"I don't know."
"Did anyone play a prank on him again?"
It was silent for a while.
"That's strange.." Ryutaro mumbled.
"You said it, Morimoto-kun." Ryutaro nodded in agreement with the cute voice who said that.
"Hey! Since when do you call me Morimoto-kun, Chinen?" He turned to Chinen, who just stared at him in awe.
"...It wasn't me..."
"Huh? Then..." Ryutaro looked at everyone else who seemed to be staring at him in awe as well.
"Down here, silly." Ryutaro's eyes widened, and then slowly looked down at the source in his hands.
"I thought I'd want to give Hikaru a scare for throwing me at that idiot. It hurts! Though, this would be the last time."
After a moment of awkward silence, JUMP all found themselves screaming and running out of the room, after Ryutaro threw the cat plushie in the air, and making a run first.
Feel free to comment. :D
dsfkjdfsd I need to get back my crack moments.
Pairing: Member-ai! ...only.
Rating: PG-15 because it's my age! XD
Warnings: OOC JUMP members + Horrible Writing, oh and a bit of crap. Though, it said JUMP hid a cat plushie, but.. but.. I went out of topic at a few of them!
Notes: XD I failed in this! So please criticize me, I'm deprived for sleep. For HSJ-thon, here.
Disclaimer: I own the plot & a cat plushie. :D
1. One time was just a tease.
Hikaru fumed as JUMP kept teasing him about the cat plushie and cat mascot incident.
"So, Hikaru, did a cat plushie stalked you home again?" Takaki asked, in a joking tone. "Or is it a cat mascot this time?"
"Are the cat plushies still multiplying?"
"Did you see a doctor?"
"Maybe you need to get your eyes checked."
"Are you sure you're not dreaming?"
"Maybe you're just delusional."
"Or insane."
"Or both."
"Stop it!" Hikaru turned to JUMP and hissed at them, though he wasn't quite sure if they were teasing him, mocking him, worried about him, commenting him, praising him, insulting him, or just asking out of boredom.
"I'm going home!" Hikaru got up from his seat, not being able to take anymore of their comments.
"Yeah, just be back in time for work," Yabu stated out, knowing that Hikaru would just probably hide himself in a bathroom, and sulk.
Hikaru frowned even more, now they're teasing him about bathrooms! He grabbed his bag, and attempted to leave the room without a word, and when he did, he stuffed his hand into his bag, checking whether he has everything in his bag. But it felt like there's a bit more weight on his bag.
His heart skipped a beat, when his hand came in contact with some fluffy, furry, soft, comfortable, smooth, silky, recognizable, familiar, cursed stuff. His eyes widened. Can it possibly be?!...
He let out a scream before throwing his bag at the door and running away to only-Keito-and-Inoo-knows-where.
Takaki and Yuuto let out a laugh, as the rest of JUMP just stared at the huge hole made of the door and Hikaru's bag which laid down on the floor surrounded by bits and pieces of broken wood, and its dust. Who knew Hikaru had that much strength? And all of it stimulated by the cuddly, fluffy, harmless cat plushie which sat down on the floor, beside Hikaru's bag.
2. One time was Ryutaro's mistake.
Ryutaro didn't mention it to anyone, but he also had noticed that cat plushies has been appearing a lot in the hallways, as well as a giggling Takaki, but he thought it was normal of Takaki to be an oddball.
While making his way to their dressing room, he noticed a cat plushie at the corner. He thought he'd leave it there, when he heard the familiar footsteps of another JUMP member. He turned his head to the back, and saw the carefree Hikaru walking towards his direction with his bag slung over his shoulder.
Ryutaro thought that if Hikaru saw the cat plushie, it would just make JUMP think he's delusional, and well, Ryutaro doesn't quite know what it meant, but he pretty much know it's not a good thing.
He quickly picked it up and ran ahead into their room, while Hikaru watched him, with a questioning and confused look, though he thought that Ryutaro had ran away from him because he wanted to avoid the accused-delusional boy.
Ryutaro tossed the cat plushie to the couch, before plopping onto the couch, face-down.
Takaki was sitting at the table, when he noticed Ryutaro and the cat plushie. He felt his heart beating quickly. Maybe he was caught?!..
Ryutaro sat up and settled his bag at the other end of the couch before getting up and plopping down beside Takaki.
"I'm worried about Hikaru."
"Because he's delusional?"
"No! Because I notice that the cat plushies ARE stalking him."
"Oh.." Takaki kept quiet, relieved that he hasn't been caught yet.
There was a moment of silence until Hikaru came into the room, waving at the two of them, greeting them a good morning, though something felt a little off about him.
He tossed his bag on the couch, landing right on top of the cat plushie.
Soon enough, other JUMP member started arriving, and Hikaru would hug Keito when he came, making Inoo slightly jealous.
Seeing as Chinen came in, Ryutaro then remembered about the cat plushie. Though, how Chinen reminded him of cat plushies was unknown.
Ryutaro went to the couch, and noticed a bag on the cat plushie. 'Huh? I don't remember putting my bag there..' He shrugged it off, and took the bag aside, and stuffing the cat plushie into the bag, though, unaware of his mistake, and unaware that both his bag and Hikaru's bag looked the same!
JUMP cringed, while the room was filled with a shriek.
"OKAY, WHO PUT THAT THING IN MY BAG?!" Hikaru sat as far as possible from his bag, pointing at it.
"What thing?" Chinen asked out.
"Thongs?"
"Condoms?"
"pr0n magazines?"
"Scary nude pictures of Yabu?"
"Why would he have that?"
"I don't know."
"Yabu's Coat West DVD?"
"Yuuto's insect collection?"
"Yamada's socks?"
"A rotten fish?"
"Takaki's iron?"
"Inoo's book on how to flirt?"
"Wasabi?"
"Voodoo? Is it voodoo? VOODOO!" Yuuto held out his hand-made voodoo of a familiar figure. JUMP just stared at him oddly. Yuuto laughed nervously and hid his secret voodoo into his bag, before cursing himself in his mind.
"Is that their image of me?!" Hikaru yelled in his mind.
"No... it's... THAT." Hikaru made a funny face. Ryutaro's eyes widened when he noticed which bag Hikaru was pointing at.
"Ah!" Ryutaro rushed over to Hikaru's bag. BEST (except for Hikaru) was about to get up from their seat to rush and stop Ryutaro, in fear that it might be something that can corrupt the young boy's mind.
"Cat plushie!" Ryutaro exclaimed out as he held out the cat plushie. 'Oh, so that's it..'
3. One time was Inoo's revenge.
Inoo sat down on the chair at the opposite of the couch. His feet rested on the chair, and his legs together, he was hugging his legs, and also pouting slightly. He watched as Hikaru and Keito sat on the couch, with Hikaru giving Keito his every attention and concern. Oh how he wished it was him that Hikaru was attending to.
"So it's 'Please give me something to eat' not 'You give me food'?" Hikaru asked as Keito had tried telling him his mistake in his past shows.
"It's more polite, and a better way to say it."
"Oh.. I see." Hikaru studied it carefully, and at random times, he'd throw himself on Keito, hugging the younger boy, but letting go when Keito asked him to.
Occasionally, Hikaru would ask if Keito wanted to drink, or eat, or whether it felt either too cold or too hot for him, or maybe asked if there was anything that was disturbing him or anything he wanted, but Keito would usually say no to all that, although, seeing Daiky was a bit of a distraction, and a bit disturbing, he'd thought that it's best not to tell Hikaru, since the older member would have definitely snatched the beloved Pocky from Daiki, and give the poor snack a good kick out of the window, and into space, leaving Daiki to mourn over his loss.
All that, Inoo wanted to happen to him, and his jealousy got better hold of him.
When Hikaru had went out for a second, Inoo noticed a cat plushie lieing around Takaki's bag. Without a second thought, he stuffed it into Hikaru's bag before going back to his normal spot, trying to act normal.
Hikaru came in a minute after, and Inoo called it lucky. Seeing as no one else was in the room, Inoo left the room, locking it at the last minute, and well.. As predicted, Hikaru screamed, and tried to leave the room, but seeing as it's locked, Hikaru was on the verge of being traumatized when Takaki came in, and unintentionally saved Hikaru, who then clinged himself onto Takaki, and stalked him everywhere. Takaki then soon realised that that was how Hikaru felt when he clinged onto Hikaru because of the insect incident.
4. One time was an accident.
JUMP gathered around a cat plushie on the table.
"Should we hide it?"
"I guess."
"Hikaru might be back any minute now."
JUMP exchanged looks, before tensing up when they heard the door knob shake.
In a second, they tossed the cat plushie at a random spot, then grabbed the nearest thing and put it on top of the cat plushie.
Seeing as the only JUMP members present were only Takaki, Yuuto, Chinen, and Daiki, it was no surprise that they didn't think of the possiblity of just throwing it outside the window, or flushing it down the toilet, or putting it in their pants.
Luckily, Hikaru didn't notice the quick movement of the JUMP members, nor did he suspect anything.
He let out a sigh, before plopping down on the couch, leaning back on the it. He looked up at the other JUMP members who stood themselves in front of him, fidgeting, trying not to look suspicious, but failed to do so anyway.
"What?" Hikaru watched as they stared at him nervously, unable to sense anything odd, or the suspicious, sneaky aura that they had.
"I thought you were going to buy our drinks?" Daiki asked, when he noticed that Hikaru didn't bring in any can drinks. Hikaru slapped his forehead.
"Oh! So that's what I had to get! I forgot what I had to do, so I went to the bathroom instead.." He shot himself in his mind, but got up quickly. "I'll be right back!" He waved at the other JUMP members with a grin before making his way towards the door when he stopped, noticing he didn't have his wallet with him.
JUMP widened their eyes when they noticed Hikaru making his way to the cat plushie, and Takaki quickly grabbed his wrist. "What are you doing?"
"Going to get my wallet?" Hikaru raised an eyebrow. Takaki looked at what they used to hide the cat plushie, and mentally slap himself in the head when he noticed that it was Hikaru's bag.
Hikaru took that moment to pull his hand from Takaki's grip roughly, and went to the bag.
Takaki looked back at the rest, to find them missing, and then looked at Hikaru, who was crouching down to his bag.
Soon enough, Hikaru let out a scream, and well, when Yabu and Ryutaro arrived to their room, they noticed that there was no one else other than an unconscious Takaki on the floor, with a cat plushie right beside his head.
Seeing only that, Yabu shook his head, and looked at the younger member when he felt Ryutaro hold his arm in a sort of fear. They both knew who was the cause of this, the reason, and well.. everything else related to that.
5. One time was a mystery.
Takaki no longer wanted to play that prank on Hikaru, but he had already stopped when Inoo had his revenge. So who exactly was bringing all the cat plushies?
JUMP no longer see any more of the cat plushies, so they didn't bother themselves with Hikaru's fear of cat plushies now. And Hikaru no longer felt scared since it's been a while since he saw one other than the ones in his room.
JUMP stared at Hikaru who let out a scream before running out. They hadn't seen that in a while, and well, they instantly know what it meant. Ryutaro went to check HIkaru's bag to find the same at plushie.
"It's the same one." He told the rest. He took it out of Hikaru's bag and turned to the rest.
"How did that get there?"
"I don't know."
"Did anyone play a prank on him again?"
It was silent for a while.
"That's strange.." Ryutaro mumbled.
"You said it, Morimoto-kun." Ryutaro nodded in agreement with the cute voice who said that.
"Hey! Since when do you call me Morimoto-kun, Chinen?" He turned to Chinen, who just stared at him in awe.
"...It wasn't me..."
"Huh? Then..." Ryutaro looked at everyone else who seemed to be staring at him in awe as well.
"Down here, silly." Ryutaro's eyes widened, and then slowly looked down at the source in his hands.
"I thought I'd want to give Hikaru a scare for throwing me at that idiot. It hurts! Though, this would be the last time."
After a moment of awkward silence, JUMP all found themselves screaming and running out of the room, after Ryutaro threw the cat plushie in the air, and making a run first.
Feel free to comment. :D
dsfkjdfsd I need to get back my crack moments.