( and he believed every word of it. )

they say that nobody can make you happy...that you have to find it in yourself. i think that's bullshit because i'm happy and i dont think it has anything to do with myself. i am happy because of you and you and you and you and you and you and you and i could keep going with these you's forever because it is you, my friends who make me happy just ( Read more... )

i'm sick of living at home. someone please adopt me. i love my parents, but i think i've outgrown them. to all my friends who are leaving home for college: i envy you. i dont think you realize how lucky you are ( Read more... )

metric was so awesome last nite. dead disco was the last song and emily haines, the lead singer told people to come up onstage and dance. shit, i couldn't resist. i hopped onstage and started dancing with a bunch of strangers. it was the greatest 2 minutes of my life...or at least close to it. then i went over to hug her and she kissed me on the ( Read more... )

this is sophie. she's my new puppy 8 weeks old and she's flying in on wednesday! she's so stinkin cute.  you all have to come visit her when she comes.


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i just choked on my own spit. it was so scary i couldn't breathe. then i thought...what if i died choking on my own spit. SHIT! that would be the pussiest death ever. i mean maybe if i choked on a marble or something it would be a little more tough.

ok so yesterday operation jenny hot pants was a complete success. we met the little brother from bring it on. then i got jerry o'connell's autograph. then the best part of my entire universe was when we got to meet the ENTIRE cast of FREAKS AND GEEKS including the one and only James Franco love of my life. i got all of their autographs and i asked ( Read more... )

imagine the dress that annie potts gives molly ringwald in Pretty in Pink before molly fucks it up and makes it ugly. and thats pretty much my prom dress. i love it so much. it was the only one that i tried on that actually fit and i thought wow this is me. its like i was transported to the 50's, or at least the 80's immitating the 50's which is ( Read more... )

first chelsea and jessie decided to attack me with their tongues.


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"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

Penny Lane is my hero.