Salmonella: 1
Amoebas: 1
Me: 0

Someone jacked the tires on our tenants' car. They drive the same car as we do, and park right next to us in the driveway.

We call it collateral damage in the universe's war against us.

So, it turns out that a bunch of other girls from school were interested in doing triathlons this summer, and one of them and I just signed up for a half ironman (1.2 mile swim, 56 mile bike ride, 13.1 mile run) together in September. I have no idea what I'm getting into, but shh! Don't tell Eric. I'm sure he'll be annoyed that I'm training for ( Read more... )

Today I posted a mediocre 5k time - my worst in a year, but I'm still really excited about it. Why? Because I preceded it by a half mile swim (in 55 degree water! Ouch!) and an 11.8 mile bike ride ( Read more... )

Things that pissed me off today:

1. I stumbled on this site, and the amount of crap on it is startling. 1) Your colon is not covered in impacted feces, 2) Even if it were, what the hell would juice do to clean it off - it's not like it contains scrubbing bubbles (or much bloody else) and 3) The only absorption that occurs in the colon is of water. ( Read more... )

I have a problem.

I am obsessed with Dexter. Addicted.

All I want to do all day is watch Dexter. All I want to think about is Dexter. I'm referring to the show, not the guy, because it's not like the guy is hot or anything. He's sort of hairy and sweaty and gross. And it's not like being a serial killer is a huge turn-on. I can't explain it, and I ( Read more... )

I felt a man's testicle on Tuesday, and it wasn't Eric's.

Also, I just got the highest grade in my class on the Pathology midterm - I might actually honor a class! I guess not being homeless does make a difference!

Do you know what it's like to skin someone's head and face, and then power-saw their brains out? 'Cause I do.

Things that I'm angry about today:

1. GPS #2 was stolen from our driveway last night. This time they broke the car window, too.
2. Anti-bacterial household products are morally bankrupt and not illegal.
3. I have one of the top 5 worst colds of my life. I'm not supposed to get sick while my stress level is still high!

In that order.

Update: I am still alive. We are living camping out in our real house. We have almost no furniture, possibly retarded tenants ("We don't like to recycle!"), lots of boxes and also no kitchen. We do, however, have the rockenest appliances. Good news: 8 weeks of medical school left. Bad news: 9 exams. Good news: I'll be in Mangalore for 8 weeks this ( Read more... )