Comments | mayaheemayahoo: ANNOUNCING A NEW PRODUCT!

mayaheemayahoo

ANNOUNCING A NEW PRODUCT!

Jun 05, 2009 14:58

Attention, residents of Manhattan!

Are you missing some of your friends or loved ones?

Were they here a minute ago, only to vanish into thin air the next?

Are you worried about what horrors may befall them in the great unknown?

Mayatech IndustriesTM is here to help you ( with another of our fabulous products! )

get in line everyone, i be dead people, good art by maya, mayatech industries

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cafedeinfierno June 5 2009, 21:23:53 UTC

Is that what these things I found hanging from my visor this morning are?

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:24:44 UTC

You're a product tester for Mayatech Industries! Congratulations, Diego!

cafedeinfierno June 5 2009, 21:26:59 UTC

Ha...! Lucky me.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:38:38 UTC

Aww, I didn't think you'd see them. I painted them both red!

temerariousness June 5 2009, 21:26:28 UTC

I would like to order one, if I may.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:28:05 UTC

Of course! Would you like it customized?

temerariousness June 5 2009, 21:32:23 UTC

Oh! Yes, I would like them to be red.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:38:05 UTC

You got it!

servingtea June 5 2009, 21:28:38 UTC

That string can't be very strong.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:30:25 UTC

Sure it is. It's genuine 100% real string from the craft store. The thick stuff.

servingtea June 5 2009, 21:34:36 UTC

It looks like it would fall off pretty easily. Maybe you should make them to be tighter around a person's neck.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:37:40 UTC

That is a good idea... really, it's a lot shorter than it is in the picture, but I had to make the string look really long so people wouldn't get it confused with Pearly's magatama in the picture there.

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Hey, he's trying to be helpful here. loopmein June 5 2009, 21:28:58 UTC

Mayatech IndustriesTM BELL ON A STRING is wonderful. It is a bell as the driven snow decored on Santa's sled (all bow, sound trumpets!) after Christmas Day. It is such an American thing, this BELL ON A STRING. The French probably have half bells, not real American BELL ON A STRING! Those French! A friend told me it is Paris Hilton's favorite jewelry, next to the Lifegem made out of her pet poodle, so Americans must rush out and buy Mayatech IndustriesTM BELL ON A STRING today!

This is the American Way--and not to be confused by the United Way.

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:31:18 UTC

Darn skippy, sir!

Hey, do you mind if I make a poster with that later?

loopmein June 5 2009, 21:35:44 UTC

By all means!

notsogrim June 5 2009, 21:29:15 UTC

Do they come in pink, dear?

mayaheemayahoo June 5 2009, 21:31:31 UTC

I can sure make them pink!