things were going so well for me and then this had to happen:
my first reaction was: 'her? really? mayonegg?'
no, really. not a fan of the e.blunt.
i don't get the love for her. please enlighten me.
and srsly, WHY DO I FUCKING CARE SO MUCH?
I WOULD NEVER WANT TO MEET HIM REAL LIFE FOR FEAR OF BEING SO EMBARASSED THAT I WOULD DIE.
BRING BACK RASHIDA AND/OR JOHN/JENNA FOREVER.
I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.
ILU RASHIDA!
REMEMBER WHEN KRAS WAS A DOUGHY LITTLE GUY THAT WORE HIS HAIR LIKE JIM HALPERT CIRCA SEASON 2 OF THE OFFICE WITH THE BLUNT [NO PUN INTENDED] BANGS. WHEN NO ONE KNEW WHO HE WAS?
REMEMBER?!
SHE IS A V.LUCKY LADY:
i totes had this saved on my computer.
RIP JOHN'S BACHELOR[NESS?], I WILL MISS U. NOW HE CAN GO HANG OUT WITH GEORGE CLOONEY ON HIS YACHT IN ITALY WITH HIS SUPER FAMOUS GF. GTFO.
dude, i need a fucking life.
i thought the last time i would ever feel affected by something like this WAS WHEN I LEARNED JEFF TIMMONS HAD A DAUGHTER. GTFO. AND I WAS 14.
this is ridiculous, i feel drunk even though i'm not and i think i'm dehydrated.
it's too hot out.
p.s. i will now use my 'i want to bang john krasinski' tag for every entry. JUST BECAUSE I CAN.
p.p.s. please don't judge me.