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[maybe_with_me]

friday night i babysat sarah and chloe. we were eating pizza and all of the sudden sarah gets up and goes "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! I ALMOST POOPED MY PANTS!" and chloe turns to me and says, "one time when i was farting there was poop in the middle and i farted and poop came out and i pooped my pants :/" IT WAS SO HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE

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Sarah

[choke__]

You are going to be the coolest old person ever, because you're gnona have the best and funniest stories.

[motherfawker]

HAHAHAHHAA

[deflation]

ADORABLE.

[casualsexx]

DARLING LITTLE KIDS.
I WANT THEM.
HAHAHAHA

[shesanimated]

DEAREST SARAH,
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE
MY ONLY SUNSHINE
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY
WHEN SKIES ARE GRAY
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU
PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY
LOVE,
LISI