Harry Potter Fandom
I've been wanting to do this for awhile. It started out as just a post that includes my favorite quotes about the book, but there's some extra stuff too.
Don't like Harry Potter? Ignore me.
Okay, so, it's not that far back, but still.
Things worth repeating:
thensheranted: Snape Essay
purple_smurf:
"Although Tonks is in mourning and she and Remus could totally be comforting each other and she, like, could be changing her appearance to look like Sirius, right? La la la I can't hear you."
"She's[Fleur] the Anya of HP!"
"JK gave the Slytherin house more shades of grey than anything else she's written. She showed Draco in more grey than ever before, and she gave us a Slytherin who is Slytherin through and through but not evil."
narcissus_black:
"Am i the only one who seriously wondered if Romilda Vane was a deliberate piss take of a Mary Sue? Her attitude reminded me of countless crapfics, and i amused myself endlessly with the thought that this was Rowling's way of giving the one finger salute to the fanbrats."
Added note: jenlittlebottom pointed out "Romilda Vane = anagram of 'I'm a Dan lover'"
Can't remember her exact quote, but she pointed out that Luna was the only Ravenclaw who ever seemed witty.
tviokh:
"Voldemort appears to be in a very long and ongoing strop over not getting the DADA job. Not only is he a severely inbred mudblood, he's also got the emotional maturity of a three year old having a tantrum. "If I can't have the job, then GODDAMMIT, NOBODY WILL HAVE IT! I HATE YOU ALL! ~throws toys from pram~"
"Voldemort doesn't have friends. He never did, he never wanted them and he still doesn't want them. I predict many sues will use their Magical Vaginas to fix this in the world of fanfiction."
"Draco is a tardbox. He fell into the tired old, "But, before you kill me, please tell me all of your plans and how you put them into motion" trap. ~facepalm~"
"Trelawney's a total drunk. She's funny."
"Death Eaters managed to do something right for once! ~waves a little flag bearing the Dark Mark~"
"The mental image of Dumbledore swimming while carrying his wand in his mouth is highly amusing."
remus_black:
"Let me continue in this vein. The book stressed several times (or maybe once, but whatever) the danger of obsessive love. Now, I ask ye, WHO WAS HARRY OBSESSING OVER? Fucking Draco Malfoy, that's who"
"Fourthly, Dumbledore/Harry. He broke his apparition virginiteeee!"
"FIFTHLY, BELLA/NARCISSA! YEAH, I read chapter 2. Did you?"
"Draco/Moaning Myrtle- Necro! Kinky"
"Dumblydorr- No longer shall the eyes twinkle, but God, they shone brightly this one last time. I HEART him in this book, so I do."
MUST READ: Mugglenet/TLC Interview
Parts:1, 2, and 3!
Funny Icons:
thensheranted linked to these. :)
purple_smurf linked to these. :)
They're a riot!
And, as always wizzart and potterpuffs do not disappoint.
Best Week Ever:
The following's a segment from Best Week Ever, somewhat paraphrased. And the numbers refer to kids speaking, which, btw, they're crying as they talk. NOTE:It also contains Million Dollar Baby spoilers.
Huebel's doing community service and he's going to read to kids. They ask him to read HBP.
HUEBEL:This is a pretty thick book. Let's skip to the end. *opens and reads* And Snape killed *censored out on the show for spoilers*
The kids start crying.
ONE:Why would you do that?
HUEBEL:It's a pretty thick book. I just did you a favor!
TWO:I wish Snape killed you.
HUEBEL:You're all acting like a bunch of million dollar babies. Oh, and by the way, she dies in that, too. Face job! Oh, yeah, and the voters don't elect the president, the electoral college does!
THREE:I thought my vote counted.
Don't like Harry Potter? Ignore me.
Okay, so, it's not that far back, but still.
Things worth repeating:
thensheranted: Snape Essay
purple_smurf:
"Although Tonks is in mourning and she and Remus could totally be comforting each other and she, like, could be changing her appearance to look like Sirius, right? La la la I can't hear you."
"She's[Fleur] the Anya of HP!"
"JK gave the Slytherin house more shades of grey than anything else she's written. She showed Draco in more grey than ever before, and she gave us a Slytherin who is Slytherin through and through but not evil."
narcissus_black:
"Am i the only one who seriously wondered if Romilda Vane was a deliberate piss take of a Mary Sue? Her attitude reminded me of countless crapfics, and i amused myself endlessly with the thought that this was Rowling's way of giving the one finger salute to the fanbrats."
Added note: jenlittlebottom pointed out "Romilda Vane = anagram of 'I'm a Dan lover'"
Can't remember her exact quote, but she pointed out that Luna was the only Ravenclaw who ever seemed witty.
tviokh:
"Voldemort appears to be in a very long and ongoing strop over not getting the DADA job. Not only is he a severely inbred mudblood, he's also got the emotional maturity of a three year old having a tantrum. "If I can't have the job, then GODDAMMIT, NOBODY WILL HAVE IT! I HATE YOU ALL! ~throws toys from pram~"
"Voldemort doesn't have friends. He never did, he never wanted them and he still doesn't want them. I predict many sues will use their Magical Vaginas to fix this in the world of fanfiction."
"Draco is a tardbox. He fell into the tired old, "But, before you kill me, please tell me all of your plans and how you put them into motion" trap. ~facepalm~"
"Trelawney's a total drunk. She's funny."
"Death Eaters managed to do something right for once! ~waves a little flag bearing the Dark Mark~"
"The mental image of Dumbledore swimming while carrying his wand in his mouth is highly amusing."
remus_black:
"Let me continue in this vein. The book stressed several times (or maybe once, but whatever) the danger of obsessive love. Now, I ask ye, WHO WAS HARRY OBSESSING OVER? Fucking Draco Malfoy, that's who"
"Fourthly, Dumbledore/Harry. He broke his apparition virginiteeee!"
"FIFTHLY, BELLA/NARCISSA! YEAH, I read chapter 2. Did you?"
"Draco/Moaning Myrtle- Necro! Kinky"
"Dumblydorr- No longer shall the eyes twinkle, but God, they shone brightly this one last time. I HEART him in this book, so I do."
MUST READ: Mugglenet/TLC Interview
Parts:1, 2, and 3!
Funny Icons:
thensheranted linked to these. :)
purple_smurf linked to these. :)
They're a riot!
And, as always wizzart and potterpuffs do not disappoint.
Best Week Ever:
The following's a segment from Best Week Ever, somewhat paraphrased. And the numbers refer to kids speaking, which, btw, they're crying as they talk. NOTE:It also contains Million Dollar Baby spoilers.
Huebel's doing community service and he's going to read to kids. They ask him to read HBP.
HUEBEL:This is a pretty thick book. Let's skip to the end. *opens and reads* And Snape killed *censored out on the show for spoilers*
The kids start crying.
ONE:Why would you do that?
HUEBEL:It's a pretty thick book. I just did you a favor!
TWO:I wish Snape killed you.
HUEBEL:You're all acting like a bunch of million dollar babies. Oh, and by the way, she dies in that, too. Face job! Oh, yeah, and the voters don't elect the president, the electoral college does!
THREE:I thought my vote counted.