One day while watching children in the park and sitting very still, Castiel finds a bird building a nest in his coat pocket. The bird lays eggs, and Castiel protects them while going about his apocalyptic mission, even though Sam and Dean think it's stupid. (Happy ending, please!)
"It's a bird," Castiel answers proudly. He pets the aforementioned bird's head lovingly and it--a robin, Sam thinks--coos back at him.
"Yeah, but what's it doing in your coat pocket? And is that a nest?"
Castiel nods. "I was at a park yesterday and I suppose she mistook me for a tree--"
"How can anyone mistake an angel for a tree?"
"--so she began building a nest. Afterwards, she laid eggs--"
"You mean there are actually eggs in there?"
"--and I have made it my duty to protect the family since."
Dean shoots Sam a glance that just screams, What the fuckety fuck? "Cas," says Sam, trying to keep his voice as neutral as possible even though he really, really wants to laugh. "have you thought about putting the nest somewhere... safer?"
"There is virtually no place on Earth that's actually safe now, Sam."
Sam has to admit Castiel does have a point.
Dean groans, "Look, Cas, the thing is, you can't drag that nest around with you
( ... )
But the demon case in California was the one that took the proverbial cake.
It was three of them against five demons. While Dean and Sam were fighting off one each, Castiel had his hands full with three. After taking one down, another made a swipe for his face and accidentally hit the nest instead, sending it and the robin flying in the air. Castiel pushed past the demon and actually dove for the nest, just barely catching it with the tips of his fingers. If Sam were honest with himself, it was actually a pretty amazing sight despite the absurdity of an angel of the Lord dive-bombing for a bird nestAfter tucking the nest safely in his pocket, Castiel turned to the demon with a glare designed to kill, mirrored by the bird as it settled on his shoulder. "You will pay for that," he said coldly
( ... )
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-- *takes deep breath* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I have the dopiest grin because of this. Thank you!
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"It's a bird," Castiel answers proudly. He pets the aforementioned bird's head lovingly and it--a robin, Sam thinks--coos back at him.
"Yeah, but what's it doing in your coat pocket? And is that a nest?"
Castiel nods. "I was at a park yesterday and I suppose she mistook me for a tree--"
"How can anyone mistake an angel for a tree?"
"--so she began building a nest. Afterwards, she laid eggs--"
"You mean there are actually eggs in there?"
"--and I have made it my duty to protect the family since."
Dean shoots Sam a glance that just screams, What the fuckety fuck? "Cas," says Sam, trying to keep his voice as neutral as possible even though he really, really wants to laugh. "have you thought about putting the nest somewhere... safer?"
"There is virtually no place on Earth that's actually safe now, Sam."
Sam has to admit Castiel does have a point.
Dean groans, "Look, Cas, the thing is, you can't drag that nest around with you ( ... )
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It was three of them against five demons. While Dean and Sam were fighting off one each, Castiel had his hands full with three. After taking one down, another made a swipe for his face and accidentally hit the nest instead, sending it and the robin flying in the air. Castiel pushed past the demon and actually dove for the nest, just barely catching it with the tips of his fingers. If Sam were honest with himself, it was actually a pretty amazing sight despite the absurdity of an angel of the Lord dive-bombing for a bird nestAfter tucking the nest safely in his pocket, Castiel turned to the demon with a glare designed to kill, mirrored by the bird as it settled on his shoulder. "You will pay for that," he said coldly ( ... )
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*takes deep breath* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I have the dopiest grin because of this. Thank you!
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*iz ded from teh cute*
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