YOU. YOU AND YOUR PROMPTS. It's like you have access to the contents of my head.
Team Free Will win the war and the losing side are put to work cleaning up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. BY HAND. Millennia later it takes just one word to reduce Zachariah to a sobbing terrified mess: "nurdles".
Castiel's new nickname in the media is CAPTAIN PLANET.
He is currently on a lecture tour with members of the Organización de Ejidos Productores Forestales de la Zona Maya to educate people about Mesoamerican biodiversity.
THIS HAS ME WRITHING AND TEARING MY CLOTHES OFF AND MOANING 'YES YES YES'.
Several states try to bring action against him the in International Court of Justice, but there's never any way to prove it was Castiel who undid the bolts keeping the whaling vessel watertight.
The nuclear debate fizzes and dies when protesters can simply say "Angel" and point to the several South Asian cities currently being powered by rebellious members of the heavenly host strapped to treadmills.
Students in schools across West Asia have signed a petition to bring Castiel to the region to personally launch his radical new democratic water management 5-year plan.
An aerial photograph of Castiel sitting in the middle of a landfill has become the cover of this year's TIME magazine issue where he is declared Person of the Year.
A number of well-known public figures have been drafted into that monumental undertaking, including former world 'leaders' and Pat Robertson, who, it is reported, urinated himself upon being in the same room as a former archangel.
Controversy comes when Castiel is nominated for a Nobel Peace prize and critics demand that the field be restricted to humans only. Castiel declines the nomination - graciously, because it means that the countries who lobbied against him are immediately brought to task by a furious international community for their numerous toxic waste and deforestation violations.
Castiel's PR representative causes further scandal when, after having to vet out the 'could you provide renewable wind power with your wings' question from what seems like the thousandth potential interview, he punches a journalist in the face. While reports of the incident are far from reliable, Castiel issues a formal apology on behalf of his representative, whom he has been trying to wean from phrases like 'smug sonofabitch'.
In order to drum up some truly good press, Castiel poses for photos with pandas Wang-Wang and Funi. The pandas conceive later that day, and China promises to lower greenhouse gas emissions 75% by the time the babies arrive.
Two weeks after a scandalous incident involving Castiel's PR representative, the eco-warrior reopened the debate on the most environment-friendly applications of offshore wind farm technology.
The celebrated Stanford alumnus and Environmental Rights lawyer Sam Winchester who is a personal friend of Castiel is slated to give a major television interview that will allow the world a rare glimpse into the life of this extraordinary man. Castiel has declined to comment further than to state that he hopes the focus will continue to be on the work that still needs to be done.
Castiel is currently dividing his time between a collaborative effort by the international science community to refine reverse osmosis and other methods of water reclamation, and working with local people int he Jharkhand region of India to have the land protected against aggressive mining policies.
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Yeah. That. XD
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I know I'd donate to an organization that gave me promotional pictures of naked angels posing on glaciers!
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Team Free Will win the war and the losing side are put to work cleaning up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. BY HAND. Millennia later it takes just one word to reduce Zachariah to a sobbing terrified mess: "nurdles".
Castiel's new nickname in the media is CAPTAIN PLANET.
He is currently on a lecture tour with members of the Organización de Ejidos Productores Forestales de la Zona Maya to educate people about Mesoamerican biodiversity.
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Several states try to bring action against him the in International Court of Justice, but there's never any way to prove it was Castiel who undid the bolts keeping the whaling vessel watertight.
The nuclear debate fizzes and dies when protesters can simply say "Angel" and point to the several South Asian cities currently being powered by rebellious members of the heavenly host strapped to treadmills.
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An aerial photograph of Castiel sitting in the middle of a landfill has become the cover of this year's TIME magazine issue where he is declared Person of the Year.
A number of well-known public figures have been drafted into that monumental undertaking, including former world 'leaders' and Pat Robertson, who, it is reported, urinated himself upon being in the same room as a former archangel.
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Castiel's PR representative causes further scandal when, after having to vet out the 'could you provide renewable wind power with your wings' question from what seems like the thousandth potential interview, he punches a journalist in the face. While reports of the incident are far from reliable, Castiel issues a formal apology on behalf of his representative, whom he has been trying to wean from phrases like 'smug sonofabitch'.
In order to drum up some truly good press, Castiel poses for photos with pandas Wang-Wang and Funi. The pandas conceive later that day, and China promises to lower greenhouse gas emissions 75% by the time the babies arrive.
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The celebrated Stanford alumnus and Environmental Rights lawyer Sam Winchester who is a personal friend of Castiel is slated to give a major television interview that will allow the world a rare glimpse into the life of this extraordinary man. Castiel has declined to comment further than to state that he hopes the focus will continue to be on the work that still needs to be done.
Castiel is currently dividing his time between a collaborative effort by the international science community to refine reverse osmosis and other methods of water reclamation, and working with local people int he Jharkhand region of India to have the land protected against aggressive mining policies.
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Castiel, you could make the world suuuuuuuuch a better place to live in.
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