Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)vikkiMarch 30 2010, 05:18:15 UTC
There are certain things Cas really misses about being an angel. One: instant healing. That was pretty sweet. Saved a lot on laundry back then, too, what with the Preservation of Vessel's Clothes clause in the possession tract.
Tracts ... Melissa showed him one of those in bed a couple of nights ago, dirty and crinkled with the edge torn off. It looked like a hundred dollar bill folded into thirds, but on the inside is said, "Here's a tip: Jesus Saves!" and had some Bible verse there. He doesn't remember which one. It doesn't matter, things were always horrible translations anyway. Might've been from John. John had some crazy trips, a little like the one Cas is having now. Vicodin plus bourbon equals high. Cas likes math
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Re: Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)sockkiahMarch 30 2010, 19:34:16 UTC
Castiel misses being strong enough to throw people through walls. That was sweet.
Is it weird that I giggled more at this than at the butt joke? Because I did. The idea of Castiel saying "that was sweet," is just too hilarious for some reason. :D
Re: Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)vikkiMarch 30 2010, 21:16:12 UTC
♥ I'm so glad you liked this! originally it had a totally different ending, but then I decided it was too much of a downer and went for the schmoop instead. I'm glad it worked out. =D
Re: Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)lexhibitionMarch 30 2010, 22:30:23 UTC
AHAHA. I think I'm programmed to see the date '2014' and start whimpering like a bitch, so this was awesomely unexpected. This version of high!Cas is snarky and fun? What?
Re: Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)vikkiMarch 30 2010, 22:52:38 UTC
2014 fic is usually really dark! Because everything sucks in the Zombie Apocalypse. But have you ever been around someone who is simultaneously drunk and high? It's pretty much the most hilarious thing ever (even if it is really unhealthy and seriously don't follow Cas' example kids!).
I'm so glad you liked this! I like fun snarky dialogue.
Re: Take One For the Team (Team Free Will, 2014, Gen)vikkiApril 1 2010, 02:12:43 UTC
I'm glad you liked this! The snarking was fun to write. I'm not sure how much continuity there is between Castiel!09 and Castiel!14, but at least he's hiiiiiiiiigh. XD;;
Hee, butt jokes that made me giggle while I wrote them. I am mature!
There are certain things Cas really misses about being an angel. One: instant healing. That was pretty sweet. Saved a lot on laundry back then, too, what with the Preservation of Vessel's Clothes clause in the possession tract.
Tracts ... Melissa showed him one of those in bed a couple of nights ago, dirty and crinkled with the edge torn off. It looked like a hundred dollar bill folded into thirds, but on the inside is said, "Here's a tip: Jesus Saves!" and had some Bible verse there. He doesn't remember which one. It doesn't matter, things were always horrible translations anyway. Might've been from John. John had some crazy trips, a little like the one Cas is having now. Vicodin plus bourbon equals high. Cas likes math ( ... )
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"This is the last time I take it up the ass for you," Cas tells him. <- made me giggle so much.
Love it lots!
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Is it weird that I giggled more at this than at the butt joke? Because I did. The idea of Castiel saying "that was sweet," is just too hilarious for some reason. :D
Thanks for writing this one; it was a fun read!
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My pleasure, and thanks for reading!
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"This is the last time I take it up the ass for you," Cas tells him.
LOL! My favorite parts!
And I love the fact that Cas is telling this story high off his ass! Poor guy!
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Remember, kids: don't use drugs and alcohol together. It's a bad idea. XD;
Thanks for reading!
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Perfect, so perfect. ♥
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Thanks for reading this silliness!
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&hearts
Also, Dean squawks.
Such a DORK. ILU + HIM.
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I'm so glad you liked this! I like fun snarky dialogue.
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Also. Haha, butt jokes xD
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Hee, butt jokes that made me giggle while I wrote them. I am mature!
Thank you for reading!
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