Comments | mayer_john: Forgive this entry too, I'm only barely sober.

mayer_john

Forgive this entry too, I'm only barely sober.

Oct 14, 2006 21:16

Forgive me, Father. For I have sinned. It's been almost a month since my last confessional. And I drink and smoke a lot, which I'm pretty sure is against the Lord. And I have a lot of sex. I also curse more than I should and look at porn much, much too often. But anyway, back to the lack of updating and doing something about it. My tour with Sheryl ( Read more... )

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ex_m_moore697 October 15 2006, 02:16:12 UTC

who are you having sex with! one, two, three different women? men? come on, john! give us the details. ;)

sheryl crow looks damn good in a bikini, no?

mayer_john October 26 2006, 04:54:20 UTC

It's more like five or six. And I think they're all you in different clothing, you're just that good of an actress. I don't know why SNL hasn't called you.

Yes, but don't let her know I ever said so. She'll never tour with me again.

ex_m_moore697 October 26 2006, 04:57:36 UTC

i can't believe you just let our roleplay secrets in the bedroom become so public.

mayer_john October 26 2006, 05:21:09 UTC

You weren't complaining an hour ago when I cooked up the plan of our having sex on SNL.

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sheryl_crow October 15 2006, 02:38:12 UTC

I knew this was coming. And yet, still, completely unprepared. And I thought I was Jessica Simpson's summer fling. Oh man, I knew she was cheating on me.

We'll miss you too, and I'm speaking in the royal "we" and not at all refering to my band. Or something. I'll run over and t.p. your house while you're away or something, just so when you get home, you can be like, "Damn that Sheryl Crow!"

I hear this is also enjoyable in video form. Not to promote nearly naked me. Ew.

mayer_john October 26 2006, 05:04:50 UTC

She's probably just using you to get to me since I apparently won't return her calls. And because I'm clearly the prettier one.

If you T.P. my house, make sure to spray paint your name on my driveway so I know it was you and not one of my adoring fans.!!!

Uh-huh. I know you just want to show me you naked time and time again so I can remember that you beat me at my own game. I GET IT. But continue.

jc_chasez October 15 2006, 03:17:48 UTC

That guy in the diaper is sexy.

mayer_john October 26 2006, 05:06:25 UTC

Does it give you ideas?

simpsonje October 15 2006, 03:26:35 UTC

I laughed at the guy in the diapers, but it looks like you're having fun which is always great!

Don't take it personally, I'm "that slut dating John Mayer"

mayer_john October 26 2006, 05:08:47 UTC

At least you didn't find him sexy like JC did.

I take it personally that Conan hasn't done us on "if they mated" yet. Or if he has, I missed it and I take that personally also.

bdbarrymore October 15 2006, 04:52:23 UTC

Haha, what is your life Michael???

mayer_john October 26 2006, 05:10:56 UTC

BEAT IT. JUST BEAT IT.