Spill.

[mayer_john]

I was stopped for an autograph earlier this morning while I was in the middle of a conversation on my cell phone and just starting on the coffee I'd bought. A girl and her friend came up to me with a piece of notebook paper she'd pulled from her handbag and said something to me about it. But with one ear focused on her and the other ear hooked

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[misswainwright]

You know what an easy solution would be? One of those beer hats with the tubes and Bluetooth. And I bet fewer people would come up to you for an autograph in that getup too.

Welcome back. :)

[mayer_john]

That's actually the best idea I've heard in a long time. Impatient fan-repellent. It could work.

Thanks. ;)

[moore_al]

You're quite the graceful one, hmm?

[mayer_john]

I sure am. Your new song is really good.

[heiglkm]

I tend to be quite clumsey myself, but I have yet to spill my coffee on a fan. When that day rolls around, I'll be sure to let you know, we can start a club or something.

[mayer_john]

Sounds good to me. Can we walk around balancing books on our heads?

[heiglkm]

Ha, yes of course. Let's hope we don't send anyone to the hospital in the process.

[sheryl_crow]

You should have just said you dumped your coffee on your journal. I would have believed it, but I'm gullible like that.

Randomly, I saw what you said about being light green and it brought a tear to my eye. It made me proud for some weird reason, like I rubbed off on you. Not in a fun way, mind you.

[mayer_john]

Anything to keep you reading. And hooked.

Hahaha, I'll bet it did. You already knew you rubbed off on me in the worst possible way, don't try to act otherwise. I've missed you, even though you're still as horrible as you always were. :)

[sheryl_crow]

Well, you could always offer drugs for people who read, but you're better than that. Or are you...

Aww, I missed you too, and I'm overlooking all those other things you said because, obviously, you're the horrible one here, not me. :D

[nicky_hilton]

I hope it was bad coffee at least

[mayer_john]

It wasn't the best but I think I would have downed mud just to keep me awake the rest of the day, I never knew before how much I leaned on coffee to keep me going.