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[mayer_john]

I'm in the process of making the mistake of letting some of you get to know me better. Because all former screen names of mine were only used sporadically, and also because I'm almost positive most names I have from before are from people who have long since set up their tents in the sunset, I'm giving up and starting fresh. Help me out.

madcap

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[mayer_john]

I think I'll pass.

[mayer_john]

They have Starburst jelly beans? Where have I been? You should bring me some over after I somehow blackmail you into being my future wife.

[mayer_john]

I'll only take a couple, just as long as you fall for my ruse to get some of your time.

[anonymous]

[mayer_john]

Riverdancing?

[anonymous]

[mayer_john]

I can't touch Celebrity Rehab, it's too reminiscent of what I feel like I see too often as it is. I've never tried the surgeon one! But I suck so bad at 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself. I started trying to master that one about two and a half weeks ago and I never realized ending my life could be so demanding. I'm addicted to crack and hookers, of course. Oh, and also Natalie Portman's movies. I've decided she's meant to be my life partner once I break off my relationship with my guitar.

[mayer_john]

I've shared in those same addictions, though Dr. Pepper almost took a dive when they came out with cherry chocolate.

[mayer_john]

I know, that's why it almost fell off my list of addictions. It's disgusting, I thought it was a bad move. They should just stick to what they've got and not mess with a good thing. They don't know how good it is!