Comments | mayer_john: Date rules.

mayer_john

Date rules.

Sep 06, 2006 20:14

I'm too lazy slash tired to come up with a new update right now, so instead take a gander at the things I'm looking for when it comes to dating people. Take notes, I was being completely real.

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rjbilson September 7 2006, 00:51:28 UTC

That phone sex rule should be #1.

mayer_john September 20 2006, 02:03:46 UTC

It's only #2 because I felt the warning should be #1. Would you like to follow rule #2?

abb September 7 2006, 00:59:02 UTC

those appear to be quite the rules to live by!

mayer_john September 20 2006, 02:04:07 UTC

You should live by me! Or just be by me!

howie_day September 7 2006, 01:06:29 UTC

I think only you could really get away with all these.

mayer_john September 20 2006, 02:04:36 UTC

My interviewer said the same thing, I'm clearly a disgusting person.

sheryl_crow September 7 2006, 01:10:55 UTC

Pussies to pot to Clapton? That should be interesting. And I'm going #3 for the win, Alex.

mayer_john September 20 2006, 02:05:17 UTC

That's what the whole interview consisted of, yeah. You should read it, it will change your life. #3 is probably the most-loved.

sheryl_crow September 20 2006, 03:04:18 UTC

I stopped after I read about your penis hitting six home runs last year. Which is really impressive, I must say. Still, I have to wonder what "get" means. Do you have an in with the mafia I should know about?

ariellek September 7 2006, 01:37:07 UTC

ahaha #2. i love it.

mayer_john September 20 2006, 02:05:46 UTC

Are you willing to try it?

ariellek September 20 2006, 04:06:13 UTC

with you? there's a definite possibility.