This is not a checklist.

[mayerman]

This is a list compiled by two doctors of everything they found in people's butts for an entire year.

List after the jump (be prepared to be disturbed.

"Rectal Foreign Bodies" -- from Surgery Magazine (1986)

Collated by Drs. David B. Busch and James R. Starling, Madison, Wis.

Object/ Number Recovered

Glass or ceramic

Bottle or jar 32
Bottle with attached rope 1
Glass or cup 12
Light bulb 7
Tube 6

Food

Apple 1
Banana 2
Carrot 4
Cucumber 3
Onion 2
Parsnip 1
Plantain (with condom) 1
Potato 1
Salami 1
Turnip 1
Zucchini 2

Wooden

Ax handle 1
Stick or broom handle 10
Miscellaneous or unspecified 3

Sexual Device

Vibrator 23
Phallus 15

Kitchen device

Dull knife 1
Ice pick 1
Knife sharpener 1
Mortar pestle 2
Spatula (plastic) 1
Spoon 1
Tin cup 1

Miscellaneous tools

Candle 1
Curling Iron 1
Flashlight 3
Iron rod 1
Pen 2
Rubber tube 1
Screwdriver 1
Toothbrush 1
Wire spring 1

Inflated device

Balloon 1
Balloon attached to cylinder 1
Condom 1

Ball

Baseball 2
Tennis ball 1
Pool cue ball 1

Miscellaneous containers

Baby powder can 1
Candle box 1
Shampoo Bottle 1
Snuff box 1

Miscellaneous

Bottle cap ** 1
Cattle horn 3
Chain (gold) 1
Frozen pig's tail 1
"Kangaroo tumor" # 1
Hair Mousse Cap 1
Plastic rod 1
Stone 2
Toothbrush holder 1
Toothbrush package 1
Whip handle 2*
Collections (one case of each)
2 Glass tubes
72 1/2 Jeweler's saw
Oil can with potato stopper
Piece of wood, peanut
Umbrella handle and enema tubing
2 Glasses
Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
402 Stones
Toolbox ##
2 Bars soap
Beer glass and preserving pot
Lemon and cold cream jar
2 Apples
Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine