TWOP = new favorite website
Have discovered Television Without Pity's show recaps, which currently have me laughing like a madman. This excerpt had me going for a while:
"Meanwhile, back at the homestead, some hot-tubbing is occurring. Brooke is wearing a Run, Lola, Run wig, but in blue. At least I think it's Brooke. It's hard to tell with such a mysterious and effective disguise. The girls in the hot tub try to convince Kathy to get in naked. Kathy interviews that she saw boobies. To corroborate her story, we get footage of the ho- tub girls taking off their tops. Kathy says that she didn't fit in because she has none. Boobies, that is. Pink gold. Texas A-cup. Joanie -- who I think is leader of the Hot Tub Gang -- says that she'll give someone forty dollars to catwalk naked along the side of the pool. There is twittering. She says that she has a hundred-dollar bill in her wallet and will go get it. We see a shot of Brooke and her nice rack. Joanie interviews that she offered Nnenna the $100. We see Joanie in the pool waving the soggy cash around. See, that is just gross and unsanitary. The ANTM staffers should fill that hot tub with antibacterial Purell. Joanie gives stipulations for the walk: it has to be a Tyra-style sexy strut, and no covering of the boobies is allowed. Jade, who is enjoying a nice glass of shiraz, says that she'll do it with Nnenna and split the winnings 50-50. Joanie slurs, "Two for the money. Two for the show. Two to get ready. Now friggin' walk." But there is no friggin' walking to be had because Jade is full of shit. She says that she's worth more than a soggy $100 bill. She's worth a million dollars. Wouldn't it be awesome of Joanie pulled a million-dollar bill out of her g-string right now? She does not. She does, however, make chicken noises as she plasters the wet $100 bill to her forehead. Joanie interviews that Jade has a façade of strength, but that Joanie sees right through her. Seriously, Jade is a loser."
TWOP's ANTM Season 6 Recap
"Meanwhile, back at the homestead, some hot-tubbing is occurring. Brooke is wearing a Run, Lola, Run wig, but in blue. At least I think it's Brooke. It's hard to tell with such a mysterious and effective disguise. The girls in the hot tub try to convince Kathy to get in naked. Kathy interviews that she saw boobies. To corroborate her story, we get footage of the ho- tub girls taking off their tops. Kathy says that she didn't fit in because she has none. Boobies, that is. Pink gold. Texas A-cup. Joanie -- who I think is leader of the Hot Tub Gang -- says that she'll give someone forty dollars to catwalk naked along the side of the pool. There is twittering. She says that she has a hundred-dollar bill in her wallet and will go get it. We see a shot of Brooke and her nice rack. Joanie interviews that she offered Nnenna the $100. We see Joanie in the pool waving the soggy cash around. See, that is just gross and unsanitary. The ANTM staffers should fill that hot tub with antibacterial Purell. Joanie gives stipulations for the walk: it has to be a Tyra-style sexy strut, and no covering of the boobies is allowed. Jade, who is enjoying a nice glass of shiraz, says that she'll do it with Nnenna and split the winnings 50-50. Joanie slurs, "Two for the money. Two for the show. Two to get ready. Now friggin' walk." But there is no friggin' walking to be had because Jade is full of shit. She says that she's worth more than a soggy $100 bill. She's worth a million dollars. Wouldn't it be awesome of Joanie pulled a million-dollar bill out of her g-string right now? She does not. She does, however, make chicken noises as she plasters the wet $100 bill to her forehead. Joanie interviews that Jade has a façade of strength, but that Joanie sees right through her. Seriously, Jade is a loser."
TWOP's ANTM Season 6 Recap