Nog, tree, roast beast... or: Look what food poisoning bacteria did to my brain!

[mayfever_86]

Merry Christmas my beloved f-list, or Happy Hanukkah, or merry winter solstice, or whatever it is that you're celebrating with lots of food and booze and presents, I hope you all have a whale of a time with your loved ones. Please try not to kill anyone.

Ok. The nice bit is done, now brace yourself for the piece of unwelcome news that I have to

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[perpetual]

Hahahaha Twilight. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I too had to read it just so I could support my jokes at its expense with facts from the book itself.

So sad you got sick! What a bummer. Hope you're better now, and Merry Belated Christmas.

[mayfever_86]

HAHAHAHA I love this. You are so right! You need to get published, and fast.
Thank you for the Christmas wishes, and the same to you!

[perpetual]

Hehehe. If my Twilight knock-off makes it big, I'll send you a copy. :) And if you need to do any more ranting as you finish reading that monstrosity, I'm there for you.