PROM NIGHT!

[techno_mancer]

Who: ALL OF MAYFIELD for the most part
What: Mayfield Prom 195X
When: Fri., April 29, at 7PM
Where: the gym of Mayfield High
Warning: hijinks of all kinds! Drinking! Dancing! Making out?! And maybe some action tags. We're cool with that.

Comments

[strike_you_out]

[Without warning, Slugger appears on the bleacher beside you. A double take may be in order since he's without his usual ball cap (likely because Susan took it away and hid it from him) and he's sporting a suit with a white jacket.

He doesn't say anything upon arrival and sits scowling down at his highly polished shoes. Bracing for mockery in 3... 2... 1...]

[godisachild]

[Well okay, yeah. The cleaned up appearance kind of takes Pokey by surprise, he'll have to admit that. And he just pauses, trying to think of what to even say to it.]

....Huh. Look like you didn't climb out of a dumpster for once.

[strike_you_out]

[Not looking up.]

Planning something?

[godisachild]

Maybe. Wondering what the best way to cause some commotion would be

Thinking of maybe picking up a punch bowl and throwing it on the people in the dance floor.

[strike_you_out]

That could work.

[He glances up at the ceiling, gears turning.]

...Think there's a sprinkler system?

[godisachild]

They're supposed to, but with this town who knows.

[Just a smirk.]

Course, we could find out.

[strike_you_out]

[His scowl lifts.]

Got a lighter?

[godisachild]

Do birds crap on cars?

[strike_you_out]

[Okay, that gets you a wide, conspiratory grin.]

There's also the fire alarm. You could block the exits, kill the lights.

[Some would escape anyway, considering the group they're dealing with, but a prank's a prank.]

[godisachild]

[Pokey just snickers coldly at that.]

Yeah, I think we can do that.

Give me maybe half a hour to get to all the exits, and we can make this golden.

[strike_you_out]

Need assistance?

[godisachild]

The more the merrier.

Though I thought you would've been hanging out with your creepy little girlfriend or whatever.

[strike_you_out]

Girlfriend?

[What-... Are you implying he's capable of having a close and possibly romantic relationship with someone? Like a human would? Is that what you're implying, you sick twisted bastard? He will now stare at you, displeased.]

[godisachild]

Hey, I'm just saying she follows you almost everywhere when you go to a meeting someplace and she didn't seem to mind when I brought that word up awhile back.

[Smirking like a little asshole.]

[strike_you_out]

[...He looks pointedly away.]

It's not what you think.

[godisachild]

Yeah?

Say that to my face, and I'll believe it.

[Just...leaning in. He's in a shitty, shitty mood, and he's totally okay with playing with fire. In fact, it's almost like the little asshole has started to forget to fear you, Slugger.]