The Training Wheels Come off Your Bike, You Start to Notice Boys you Like

[shoeofbaileys]

Who: Old Gregg, and all the fine gentlemen who signed up here
Where: Around town, then in Old Gregg's basement
What: Old Gregg decides it's high time he had a try-out to find him a man. By which I mean, Old Gregg proceeds to kidnap several men.
When: Tuesday

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KIDNAPPING THREADS

[shoeofbaileys]

[As you fine gentlemen of Mayfield go about your day today, you'll notice you're being followed. Not particularly well, as whoever's following you moves kind of like a frog, sometimes walking and sometimes hopping, and occasionally shouting "I'm Old Gregg". But clearly, he thinks he's being fairly sneaky.

Up to the point where he moves directly behind you, and whispers in your ear.]

Old Gregg likes you.

You like Old Gregg?

[Well? Do you like Old Gregg?

Do you?]

[OOC: This is the thread for the individual people to be kidnapped in. This'll just be between Gregg and each of the guys.]

DICK'S PROPER INTRODUCTION TO MAYFIELD GO.

[notasidedick]

[Of course he had noticed Old Gregg following him. Even if he was a master at following, Dick was trained to catch any small movement or noise that might lead to being followed. He just made it rather obvious that he was following Dick.

Why he didn't run or try losing him. Well, he'll have to blame that on his own stupidity or something.

Turning around. Awkwardly.]

I...don't know who you are? I mean I generally like people if that's helpful? [If he wasn't used to seeing weird people. He'd be weirded out by Old Gregg.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Don't know who I am.

I'M OLD GREGG!

Everyone knows Old Gregg. Loves Old Gregg.

You love Old Gregg pretty boy?

[notasidedick]

I...uhm don't. I just got here. Probably not even a week ago, so I don't actually really know anyone that's here to be honest.

[Aren't you forward.]

Pretty boy? [Raises an eyebrow.] I think love is a strong word for just meeting each other. Maybe like or acquainted would be a better choice of words?

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg can show you all around. Yes sir. Want Old Gregg all to give you the tour?

[Aaaaand he'll be trying to grab your hand, Dick.]

Ain't you all never heard of love at first sight?

[notasidedick]

[He let's him grab his hand. Why...not. He's trying to be friendly right?]

I'd like that. A tour would be rather nice. [He feels like this will end terribly.]

I have. But sometimes I have trouble believing it.

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg do. Old Gregg all kinds of believe in that.

[Yeah. He is just starting to head straight for the first alley he sees. How you want to interpret that is up to you, Dick.]

[notasidedick]

Are you insinuating something?

[He stops. Because an alleyway is never safe. And Dick has all the paranoia of a vigilante bat thrown into him. That's a lot by the way.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Come home with Old Gregg.

[Tightening his grip. Tightening his grip like a motherfucker. He doesn't have his bizarrely inhuman strength back yet, but he's still strong.]

[notasidedick]

Isn't that a pretty forward request?

[He winces a little. It's not like he hasn't felt worst, but that doesn't make this anymore pleasant.] That hurts a little.

[shoeofbaileys]

Not gonna all just be forward when Old Gregg break your neck for not coming with him.

You gonna come with Old Gregg? Or Old Gregg gonna have to make you come?

[And, to make this moment even more awkward, his free hand will be reaching for the hem of his tutu/skirt.]

[notasidedick]

Woah, let's not get violent suddenly? [Woah. What the hell. You don't talk about love one minute then suddenly threaten to break his neck the next. That's not how things work.]

I guess? What are my options for not coming...? [Because he's already thinking of not coming as is.

Wow. Awkward.]

[shoeofbaileys]

Options?

There ain't no options. You all come with Old Gregg or you go in the ground.

[notasidedick]

Alright... [He could probably do a self defense maneuver to escape, but he didn't know how capable the other was nor did he really want conflict.]

If I go with you peacefully, we won't have to do anything violent right?

[shoeofbaileys]

Yes sir. You all get the point sir.

[Gregg nods his head happily, smiling.]

Old Gregg think you gonna go far in the tryouts.

[notasidedick]

Uh huh...I'll just...come with you. [Lest you try and kill him when he's barely been here.]