Happy Birthday, BLU Scout!

[prpl_assistant]

Who: The Team Fortress 2 crew, BLU Scout's family, BLU Scout's friends, and later anyone else who wants to celebrate BLU's boy from Boston's 22nd.
What: The BLU Scout's getting a REAL birthday party, with REAL cake!
Where: 1451 Mitchell Road, aka the BLU Scout's house
When: Friday, 23rd September
Warning: RED Sniper's bringing Scrumpy, enough said

Comments

[un_beau_coquin]

I believe I said zhe same zhing when I saw zhis in 'is possession. Drink wizh caution, mon ami.

[un_beau_coquin]

Will zhere be cake and drinks?

None. [He grins.] It seems zhat you 'ave lost track of our conversation, mon ami.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't matter, you won't be invited.

*He rubs the bridge of his nose. He's pretty sure that Spy just plain isn't making any sense. But there's always the chance it's because of all he's drunk so far.*

You're th' one talkin' about presents fallin' from the sky.

[un_beau_coquin]

Breaking my 'eart left and right 'ere, mon ami, zhe damage you are doing will soon reach a point beyond repair. You should be very ashamed.

It was an analogy gone wrong, mon ami. Zhough to you, I suppose it could 'ave been a metaphor, or per'aps even a simile.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Good. That can be my birthday present t' Scout.

*He arches an eyebrow at Spy. He ... doesn't know what most of that means.*

[un_beau_coquin]

It will not be much of a present by zhe time 'is mozzer 'ears about it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Present's for him mate, not his mum.

[un_beau_coquin]

[Wow look at that you totally just ruined his amazing joke. Have the flattest look ever.]

Oui, I completely understand zhat, but... Merde, I am not spelling it out for you. 'Ow much 'ave you 'ad to drink?

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Mission accomplished.*

Not enough obviously if I'm still talkin' to you.

[un_beau_coquin]

I would zhink you would be chatting me right up now if you were zhoroughly drunk. Per'aps just to inform me of 'ow I am a "lyin', baskstabbin' sonuvabitch" and vent your anger.

[bye_to_yer_head]

You're lucky I'm not an angry drunk then.

*Actually he's almost cheerful when he's drunk which is why it rarely ever happens.*

'sides, you 'aven't lied or backstabbed me yet. Maybe next party I can 'vent my anger'.

[un_beau_coquin]

Just do not kill me. I do not zhink your teammates would be 'appy if I tried to retaliate.

Not to mention my teammates would not be 'appy, eizzer.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I wasn't plannin' on it, unless you go and do somethin' t' deserve it. Which is loikely.

[un_beau_coquin]

Not as likely as you zhink, mon ami.

Honestly, zhink about it-- what purpose would killing you serve? We 'ave respawn over 'ere, and we are no longer participating in some silly excuse for a "war".

[bye_to_yer_head]

So we should jus' be fast friends?

[un_beau_coquin]

Zhat is not what I said. Just because I do not want to kill you does not mean zhat I want to be your friend.

Zhough, I zhink "friend" is zhe key word 'ere.