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[battymadam]

WHO: battymadam, redtogold, dreambubbly, ~Imaginary Friends~, and YOU!
WHAT: An imaginary friend adoption fair!
WHERE: John Doe Park
WHEN: Saturday Afternoon
WARNINGS: High levels of ADORABLE no seriously this should be pretty G-Rated.

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[mathisradical]

[ Honestly, he just came to the park to sit on his favorite bench and do his math homework. And maybe even throw things at people, if the idea appealed to him.

But the park seems to be occupied, so he's just going to go home and- wait, what are these things?

So now he's just kind of standing there. Staring at all of these things that kind of look like animals except not really. ]

[battymadam]

[hehehe, poor guy. Well, she'll talk to him anyway.]

Hello, dearie! See anything that interests you?

[how about a sign pointing out where there are complimentary snacks?]

[mathisradical]

[ Whyyyyyyyy.

And while those snacks do look tempting, his curiosity is getting the better of him. ]

What in the name of all that is holy are these things?

[battymadam]

They're imaginary friends, duh! Whaddya think?

[she's gotten this a lot today.]

[mathisradical]

[ Oh great. This lady has to be senile. ]

Imaginary. Imaginary, if I remember correctly, is supposed to mean fake. As in, not real. Like, all in your head.

[battymadam]

Really.

Well if that's true, then we're both crazy!

[don't forget that you can see them yourself.]

[mathisradical]

[ Staring for a moment longer. ] Okay, fine. Then what are they doing in the park?

[battymadam]

Actually, I brought them here so they could meet some new friends.

[mathisradical]

Do they... talk?

[battymadam]

Sure do! That one'll talk your ear off. [she seems to be looking at a two-headed ostrich thing.]

[mathisradical]

[ He stares at it for a long second. ] Okay, so, you have all these... imaginary friends in the park to make friends. [ Now, instead of looking creeped out and uneasy, he looks curious, eying each one of the imaginary creature-animal-friend-things. ]

[battymadam]

That's right! Hopefully friends that will love them and take them home.

[mathisradical]

Take them home? [ Still looking at all of them. They're... kind of cute. ] Do they get along with pets?