This is a load a bull, but doesn't hurt to give it a shot. If you feel it in your heart to not give me a house full of coal cause I've been such a naughty boy, then mind sending a sleigh full of decent booze and good cigarettes? [Both decent and good are underlined a few times.]
The crap this town has works but it ain't enough to really do the trick.
When he wakes up in the morning, there will be a note next to his bedside.
Dear Luce,
You've made the naughty list indeed! You'll be getting nothing but coal this year.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
The first floor of the house will be completely filled with coal, blocking the entrance and the windows. If he manages to get outside, however, there will be a sleigh sitting on the front lawn filled with booze and cigarettes.
If he drinks the booze, it will turn to coal dust in his throat. If he smokes the cigarettes, he'll be inhaling coal dust and will experience severe symptoms of black lung disease.
This is a load a bull, but doesn't hurt to give it a shot. If you feel it in your heart to not give me a house full of coal cause I've been such a naughty boy, then mind sending a sleigh full of decent booze and good cigarettes? [Both decent and good are underlined a few times.]
The crap this town has works but it ain't enough to really do the trick.
Your favorite naughty boy,
Luce Worth
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Dear Luce,
You've made the naughty list indeed! You'll be getting nothing but coal this year.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
The first floor of the house will be completely filled with coal, blocking the entrance and the windows. If he manages to get outside, however, there will be a sleigh sitting on the front lawn filled with booze and cigarettes.
If he drinks the booze, it will turn to coal dust in his throat. If he smokes the cigarettes, he'll be inhaling coal dust and will experience severe symptoms of black lung disease.
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