You've been a greedy boy this year, Hong Kong. My elves and I can't guarantee your freedom; China will be able to decide what happens to you.
But we can give you a small present.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
In the box, Hong Kong will find a key. The key unlocks his bedroom door; if he uses it to open the door, he'll find himself back home. However, he will be invisible and unable to affect anything.
According to newspapers and flags, this Hong Kong is independent! It is also dirty and poor, with starving people huddled in alleyways begging for food. There don't seem to be any men over the age of ten, however. A news report playing in one window announces Hong Kong is expected to be invaded the next day.
He goes on to say that Hong Kong begged China and England for help, but they only laughed and said they still didn't want him back.
You've been a greedy boy this year, Hong Kong. My elves and I can't guarantee your freedom; China will be able to decide what happens to you.
But we can give you a small present.
Merry Christmas,
Santa
In the box, Hong Kong will find a key. The key unlocks his bedroom door; if he uses it to open the door, he'll find himself back home. However, he will be invisible and unable to affect anything.
According to newspapers and flags, this Hong Kong is independent! It is also dirty and poor, with starving people huddled in alleyways begging for food. There don't seem to be any men over the age of ten, however. A news report playing in one window announces Hong Kong is expected to be invaded the next day.
He goes on to say that Hong Kong begged China and England for help, but they only laughed and said they still didn't want him back.
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