Not a dozen, not several dozen, not a hundred. Thousands of cats appear and leap at the interloper, yowling hungrily, teeth and claws knifeblade sharp.
[Well, he may have saved Taiwan, but he definitely wasn't counting on this. Hachibe identified the crashing scooter as the main source of danger, and hadn't really counted upon the cats themselves as a huge problem aside from providing the distraction that caused Taiwan to swerve.]
Clearly, this assumption was incorrect.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No, go away!
[Any coolness points earned by his daring rescue are pretty much being counteracted now by the pathetic sight of Hachibe tearing through the woods next to the highway, screaming and running from way too many cats.]
[It's a bit like charging into a group of angry, fluffy hornets. They're all teeth and claws and intent on tearing Hachibe to bits. The second group is closing in behind them.]
[Hachibe makes a valiant attempt at punching and dodging his way through the catswarm, but there's just too many of them for him to break free. Once the second group behind him catches up, he's more or less stopped in his tracks as they leap to claw and bite at him.]
[These cats have claws like needles and teeth like knives, easily able to tear and ear flesh, muscle, and bone. And they'll try to eat their prey from the feet up, yowling all around as they pile on.]
[Hachibe kicks, flails, punches, and screams bloody murder the whole way, but eventually this is just way too much for him. When it's all over, there is a horrible bloody mangled corpse lying in the middle of the little forest clearing.]
[The cats look a bit disappointed, if cats can. Normally they'd leave nothing of the corpse. It does vanish on its own, however, and they lap up the blood until none of it remains before vanishing themselves.
Not a dozen, not several dozen, not a hundred. Thousands of cats appear and leap at the interloper, yowling hungrily, teeth and claws knifeblade sharp.
It's hard work keeping all of these cats fed.]
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Clearly, this assumption was incorrect.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! No, go away!
[Any coolness points earned by his daring rescue are pretty much being counteracted now by the pathetic sight of Hachibe tearing through the woods next to the highway, screaming and running from way too many cats.]
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Okay, come on, then! If the cats that made Taiwan wreck were friends of yours, I've gotta get back to her anyway!
[He can't use his full strength here, but he's going to charge straight into the group of cats coming from the direction of where he left the road.]
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[Hachibe makes a valiant attempt at punching and dodging his way through the catswarm, but there's just too many of them for him to break free. Once the second group behind him catches up, he's more or less stopped in his tracks as they leap to claw and bite at him.]
Damn it!
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It's as if none of it happened at all.]
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