event: it came from the dairy aisle

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[At 11:59 PM on Saturday, there's a loud whirring sound in the sky. One of the spaceships wobbles and then crashes dramatically to earth, landing just outside Mayfield near the entrance to the highway

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[notasidedick]

[Really Edward? Really?]

Something tells me that if he was around, he wouldn't really appreciate this very much. [Dick is very much dressed in a white pinstriped suit. Apparently the Matches Malone costume gets worn by the entire family.]

[puzzlerprince]

[Really really.]

Implying that a social butterfly like him would ever take the time out of his busy schedule to [GASP.] attend a Halloween party? [A cocky grin.] I highly doubt that.

I AM CAPTAIN LATE AS HELL.

[notasidedick]

I'm sure he'd just love to see you. Although the whole being Bruce shtick is kind of overdone already.

Only, it's usually little boys who like to dress as some billionaire playboy. Not so much grown men. [Wow. Rude Dick.]