Comments | mayflyhunter: 10th Donut

mayflyhunter

10th Donut - Audio

Aug 04, 2010 09:43

[There's a sputter, and then a shriek of damp confusion as the comm sprays its user right in the face.]

I THINK I'M DROWNING!

verbal keysmash, not really a badass, gunsmoke has no ______, is this really an act?, ohgodwtfbacon, oh so smooth, epic freakout time

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Audio thenotmagician August 4 2010, 16:48:29 UTC

Holy shit, calm down. Th'comm just sprayed ya.

Audio mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:42:39 UTC

... It did what now?

Re: Audio thenotmagician August 4 2010, 21:49:51 UTC

Th'comm. Th'thing you're talkin' into right now. It sprayed ya.

Audio mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:51:16 UTC

Wh-What the heck would it do that for?

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doctoral_bird August 4 2010, 18:18:02 UTC

[Oh muh gah...That sounds a bit like the donut man way back at the buffet!]

S-Sir, try inhaling really deeply so that you may float above said drowning liquid!...Don't inhale the liquid, I mean...A-Air...

[He wasn't sure if that was correct, he's only been to a lake once in his lifetime as a child.]

mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:43:31 UTC

B-But it's in my face! It's all wet all over! I think I'm gonna die!

doctoral_bird August 4 2010, 21:50:09 UTC

[Oh god. Malkus doesn't know it's just water, for all he knows it could be poison.]

I-INDUCE VOMITING. RINSE OUT YOUR EYES WITH WATER then induce more vomiting.

[He'd prescribe leeches but he has none at the moment. He really should get some.]

mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:51:53 UTC

Indu--What!? How--What?

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nothinglikegod August 4 2010, 20:29:42 UTC

Need some help?

[That skeptical tone suggests Wolfwood doesn't think you're really drowning.]

mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:44:41 UTC

Yes!

nothinglikegod August 5 2010, 00:13:31 UTC

Where are you?

[He's still pretty skeptical. But you can never be too sure when Vash is involved.]

mayflyhunter August 5 2010, 00:15:19 UTC

I'm in my room!

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teethofneedles August 4 2010, 21:48:44 UTC

That's what you get for breathing.

mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 21:52:21 UTC

[Vash's freakout grinds to a screeching halt.]

... Well that's not very helpful at all.

teethofneedles August 4 2010, 21:56:51 UTC

I wasn't tryin' to be.

mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 22:03:13 UTC

How come?

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[audio] kazeyotsutaete August 4 2010, 22:03:20 UTC

Um... if you were drowning wouldn't it be hard to talk, mister?

[audio] mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 22:05:07 UTC

I DUNNO!

I never drowned before!

[audio] kazeyotsutaete August 4 2010, 22:06:26 UTC

'Drown - verb: to die under water or other liquid of suffocation.'

You're not submerged, correct? Then you're not drowning.

[audio] mayflyhunter August 4 2010, 22:08:37 UTC

Uh... no? I guess I never really thought about that.

But there was water!

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