wtf

[mayhem613]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nhl/story/7583712

so Chris Simon is suspended for 30 games (that's NHL for y'all that don't watch sports), which is the longest period of time that anyone has been suspended for. The second longest is . . . Chris Simon for 25 games >_Dude. The guy

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[diello]

Did he attempt suicide on the ice? And if so, literally or figuratively?
I haven't caught a hockey game in ages. I never know when they're on, or who to root for, but it's definitely my favourite tv sport, not counting some of the x-games, which I also haven't seen in ages.
I think it's funny that Chris Simon beat his own record for suspension. Did he ever take his skate off and try to stab someone?

[mayhem613]

no no no

he attempted suicide on his own time, away from the rink:P

he really is a screwed up individual, and he's hurt a lot of other players. His last extended suspension was because he swung his stick full force at another guy's head and connected with his face. He honestly could have killed him.

and funny you should mention stabbing someone. The 30 games is for deliberately stepping on another player during a game with his skates

[diello]

I'll bet his school counselor suggested this sport to him. At least he's not a postie.