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[mayhemmonkey]

Hello friends. The Oscars were quite boring this year. I'm a huge fan of John Stewart but you know that they had a leash around him all night. I would have really loved to see him let loose. Me and my friend made a bet that the first one between us to win an Oscar has to do their acceptence speech in their boxers. All I have to say is ....bring it

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[angriest_girl]

I can't think of a song - I am a terrible, terrible singer and I'm not that much into music, really.

Lauren Bacall is still alive? I thought she died a couple of years ago.

[ultra_lilac]

She did. That's why she was such a poor choice to give Oscar speaches
Repeating "brainnnnns" may be a respected zombie tradition, but it doesn't really encapsulate the mood early 21st movie industry in a pithy manner.

[mayhemmonkey]

C'mon now sweet thing. You grew up in the 80's just like me. You have to have one song that you would sing at the top of your lungs regardelss of your voice ( which I bet is nice ) :)

[angriest_girl]

Well, if I had to pick one it probably wouldn't be something from the eighties - it would be a Doris Day song most likely. Something from Calamity Jane or The Pajama Game. There once was a maaaaaaan who loved a womaaaaaaaaan....

I have a nice speaking voice, but my singing could kill a brown dog. I kid you not.

[ultra_lilac]

Jesus never actually did any Carpentry though, he was the hippie drop-out son.
Joseph would be all like "hey Jesus, come help your old man plane these cabinets" but Jesus would have snuck out the house hours ago to hang out with his loser friends outside the temple (biblical equivalent of the corner shop).

You could take him down easily, but it wouldn't be worth it because he'd cry and snot would leak out is nose and everybody would just be kind of embarrassed.

[mayhemmonkey]

Stupid, irresponsible, Jesus! All I wanted from the Son of God was a decent dresser/ bureau and he has to go hang out with his friends!......Do you think he would have been all that competent a carpenter? Maybe not. I bet he got all the chicks with his long hair, scraggly beard and washboard abs.....I wish I was ripped like Jesus....

[12thnight]

Poor, poor Lauren Bacall. Sure, she's one of the only famous folks still alive from the noir era, but why didn't they have Sean Penn introduce the montage? He LOVES noir and he's not old as hell.

[mayhemmonkey]

I agree. Sean Penn would have been a better choice but I bet he was still mourning after his brother....I was about to use a comma right after a "but"....I hate when people do that....you know, we never really talk...what's your favorite breakfast cereal?

[12thnight]

You know what? I'm eating my favorite breakfast cereal right now. It's the two extra scoops Raisin Bran that brightens my midnight essay writing and makes me smart. I like to call it Raisin Brain.

I couldn't believe it when Chris Penn died, did you hear about that big project he was working on in Sean's backyard?

[mayhemmonkey]

I used to love Raisin Bran!!! I don't know what happened but at one point I became ill with just the very thought of raisins...I mean I wouldn't just get sick at the sight of raisins but they would actually anger me...strange I know... Now , I don't mind raisins so much...

The reason I ask is that I would like to know something of actual substance pertaining to one of my lj friends....I mean people on LJ share info but do they really ever take the time to know one another?....didn't mean to get all deep there...ah, what the hell, yes I did! Cereal choice says a lot about who you are!

No, I didn't hear about the project Chris Penn was working on. Give me the scoop!!

[12thnight]

I?ve always been pretty friendly with raisins and for some reason they taste fucking amazing in cereal. Believe it or not, I?d actually pick Raisin Bran over Lucky Charms any day.

Apparently Chris was feeling like he needed to prove his acting chops, so he started working really fucking hard on this untitled project in Sean?s backyard like a mad man. It was basically his Last Tycoon, and all the hard work and stress got to him. Can you imagine? I really feel like he took film as an art form and I?m sure once he realized he wasn?t doing nearly as much as his brother he probably took it pretty hard.

You?re one of my favorite people on LJ, so I don?t mind chatting to get to know each other at all.

[mayhemmonkey]

Although I would tackle a nun for a bowl of Lucky Charms , I definitly respect your decision...

It really is a shame about Chris Penn. I think he was an amazing, organic actor.

Thank you my dear! Feel free to ask me anything you would like! :)