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[mayoniac]

Rumour has it that an escaped terrorist faction are here disguising themselves as pirates. That's what I'm here for --to capture those punks. Since the marines obviously aren't doing their job, I'm taking all you pirates down along the way.

Move over, marines, because it's the age of the Shinsengumi! Sougo and Kondou-san aren't here yet neither is

Comments

[sanctus_memoria]

...Mayonnaise?

[mayoniac]

I can't eat this ramen without it.

[sanctus_memoria]

You put it on...Ramen?

[mayoniac]

Of course. It goes well with everything!

[justicereigns]

I do my job.

But take down all the pirates you want. I'm not territorial.

[mayoniac]

Heh. Gladly.

[justicereigns]

Who are you anyway, punk?

[doubleppk]

So what are you? Special Ops? Marine-wannabe? Bounty Hunter?

[mayoniac]

What 'wannable' -- I'm the Vice-Captain of the Shinsengumi!

[doubleppk]

Well you're either a marine in which case you just insulted yourself or you basically wish you were cool enough to be a marine. Which is it?

... What's a shinsengumi?

[mayoniac]

Neither. Don't assume things about me.

....You seriously don't know? The Shinsengumi are Edo's police force.

[mayoniac]

I have my own ship, and those bastards forgot to stock up. Do you have a map?

[mayoniac]

I doubt we'd get any help from these parts of the seas. But thanks anyway, miss.

[kongeriketnorge]

So you're a marine?

[mayoniac]

Of course not, idiot! Do you honestly think I would just insult myself like that?