jar 04: fair trade? [voice]

[mayora_thirteen]

[grumbling and muttering takes up the first few minutes, fading in and out]

There must be a flu--

-- not possible for there to be too much mayo on --

[more muttering and the sound of a sword being drawn]

This City has to be to blame. Nothing can get between me and mayonnaise without paying a price!

[and the rumbling of ground exploding as the

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[majestad]

Yo.

I r'member you.

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[mayora_thirteen]

Eh?

Is this something I'm supposed to say back at you? I don't remember this voice.

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[majestad]

...fuck you on, bitch?

Knew me damn well yesterday. C'mon, fucker. C'mere.

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[mayora_thirteen]

You have the wrong person.

Try the white-haired man with the annoyingly natural perm. People mix us up because he stalks me.

[oneeyedbeast]

Are you an Amanto sympathizer ?

[mayora_thirteen]

It's not my job to play sympathizer, it's to make sure enforcement happens.

[oneeyedbeast]

Traitor. I'll cut your head off for associating with that kind of trash.

[mayora_thirteen]

Eh? What kind of judge and jury do you take yourself for int he face of the Shinsengumi? I'll cut that verdict from your lips.

1/3

[affronting]

...

2/2 - i lied. XD

[affronting]

...What was that noise?

....t-tease!

[mayora_thirteen]

...poor quality flooring. It shattered under the blade.

1/2

[affronting]

...Wait. You're obsessed wit mayo, or at least you used to be.

I hate mayo, yet --

[mayora_thirteen]

Not in this life, Sougo Mayo is the finest delicacy--

[and a pause as his stomach turns at the thought]

...we don't even joke about that.

[mayora_thirteen]

I broke nothing. And I dislike nothing about mayo. That is the end of it.